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brady edition

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take a knee

First for chili

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nice digits

he actually did take a cute knee today, he nudge forward so he wouldn't lose a yard so he could stay above 1000 career rushing yards

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"People" with a BMI over 20 should be killed

i gotta start watching football again, only really care about basketball right now

im trying my best to not fatshame people desu

U first

Fat shaming is essential
They should feel shame

Lol packers

If you can't bench 1.5x your own body weight you need to be gassed.

Simple as.

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not being able to say the n word

My arms are very small and weak

Reported for illegal content.

Based

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its pretty lame this season but I love my patriots and my boy BRADY

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>economical independence
you mean economic independence?

>befriend a few black people
>I dont really say nigga because i'm wh*te and wh*toids saying it is cringe
>keep encouraging me to say it but I know if I do they'll just make fun of how unnatural it is to me
What do

Guys
How do I ask a grill out

Fuck off, cunt

>min wage peasant
>feel like getting some wendy's with the last of my 8 dollars before my next paycheck
>order it through the mobile app
>get charged as soon as I order it
>go to pick it up
>"that'll be 8 dollars even"
>tell him I was already charged
>"nope that's not how it works"
>card declines
>leave without my meal
>check to make sure I was charged
>staff makes me bring in a bank statement, keeps asking me the same questions over and over, tells me they wouldn't have slid my card if it was a mobile order, and makes me feel like it was my fault when I go back in to get my refund
>didn't even get the full amount back, lost about 50 cents due to tax

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anyone who works out more than twice a week will go over that easily though
or do you want everyone to be a skinnyfat weakling like you?

Get on one knee and propane to it

I'm not skinnyfat I'm just skinny and always have been

Realize that if she says no that it's better than not knowing what she'd say. Also realize most grills are the same and that it's not a huge loss if she says no

>Austria-Hugary
do you mean Austria-Hungary?

Lol i ain't reading that

hit the gym soiboi

read it

shouldve charged back and mirrored the level of asshole to whatever that employee was saying

it's a sad tale of woe, your heart could not handle it

hey look at this

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>soiboi

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Thoughts?

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hey thats pretty rad

based

Southerners are stupid.

Nuke dixie

All Confederate statues should be removed
All the metal ones should be melted down to build monuments to the Africans who were kidnapped and enslaved

you dont want to end up like pic related do you?

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I don't have a Y chromosome so I can't

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absolutely based

based californian/nigger

Should have showed them the app, and then lost your shit saying its not your job to teach them how to do their own fucking job.


Your fault for having a fast food app though, wtf

>I don't have a Y chromosome

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that man doesnt either

Hate the South so I dont care

Okie dokie

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good ass bbq tho senpai

BASED

Why

It's full of Southerners

CHI
>Come
>Home
>Indios
You have to go back

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if you dont live somewhere that has 4 seasons then you are objectively not experience human life and you basically dont even exist and are stupid

Gross.

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yeah what the fuck is wrong with Kentucky

Yikes

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Are ya'll gonna ask a girl out this week

lags

No

I'm gay

Where?

no, but when i hit my weight goal in a few months im going to start talking to shitloads to cure my anxiety, and probably will then

thinking of quitting the weed for awhile

thinking of not quitting the weed for awhile

im wating for a man to ask me out

Do you put any effort into appearing feminine or ?

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Epic WEEDMAN

HAHA#420BLAAAZZZEEE

nope, you say that the only thing i do is complain but you dont know that my family would kill me if i started doing something to appear more feminine?????

who /heroin/ here?

doing this now

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Yeah when she responds

Always been more of a mushrooms man myself

Manchester prolly

gonna see the chick ive been seeing for 5 months and gonna entertain the idea of going to a concert 1-on-1 with a possible side chick

would never do heroin

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Brighton myselkf
feels good man

Placer post a pic of your sister

Where'd all the Mexicans go?

i killed them all

Seek asylum in the US, Canada, or Spain or something

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if i got terminal illness i would for sure

Oh.

For me it's alcohol, weed, or xanax

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Cheeky panties

dont think ill be accepted

what if the terminal illness didn't impact you cognitively and you would basically just be giving up to your family without letting them spend any more time with you

Even the younglings?

this is very specific. no idea user.

>xanax
whats it like? always been curious

why do people take benzos recreationally?
all of them

Why not? LGBTQ+ is considered a persecuted class in Mexico.

bitch niggas

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Either just gets rid of all negative feelings or gives you euphoria depending on how much you take
They feel good

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what if your sister whispers in your ear that you should do it

thats not true
also to be accepted as a refugee you need to have been physically assaulted or prove that your life is in danger
i felt different only the fist two times i take them

Someone here is from Placer?
Placer County is pretty comfy once you leave the part that's in the Central Valley. The camping up there is nice.

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Lads, why are our coins so shit? All of them besides the penny (nobody uses the half-dollar/dollar coins lmao) all look the same unless you look at the teeny-tiny text very closely. You can't even rely on the "bigger=worth more" line of thought because dimes are smaller than nickels even though they're worth more. Why can't we at least have coins that look cool, like the Canadian toonie?

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i think im cool

obvi id be really high already cause im an only child lol

no you aren't

>go to a nice restaurant yesterday
>dude's fuckin wearing black sneakers

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