/brit/

literally me right now

Please direct your posts to

Who likes to boogie?
Do you like to boogie? I like to boogie.

i like to blame it on the boogie

toil in 35 minutes and im still in bed aha toilbergs gonna flip his lid

Iffy boogie wuh ni99a boogie ugh

>dude canzuk is baste let's make /brit/ canzuk lololo

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remember that time hundreds if not thousands of Venezuelan citizens were murdered by their own government's troops for protesting corruption and economic incompetence?

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Need a fucking bird underneath me ASAP

let the children lose it
let the children use it
let all the children boogie

I swear loyalty to the Queen

Got my rockstar and doritos
Imhappy

Are they still popular or is their career over?

youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

whens the civil war coming?

Trying to wank for the third time in 12 hours, but I might honestly not be able to

*is wanking to cousins arse*

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Business idea: thotworld

Could get rid of you lot for once, although I imagine you'll still find a way to shit it up

was gonna go buy a lot of the ol' essentials but i don't have any money lmao

I think I'll name you after me
I think I'll call you appetite

prove it and invade the argies for a laugh

Stepped outside to go to work but remembered I don't own any shoes and I don't have a job lololol what am I like

>tfw no one likes my new version of /brit/

Took toilbergs advice started pissing around with the stock exchange.. The market price on derivatives goes up and down but has a pretty constant average (TFEX) you literally just wait for it to go down and buy. Unless something catastrophic happens it's never going to go below a certain point. It's like printing money, 500 quid in 3 days for doing fuck all, mental.

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we run these threads

Interesting proposal
Tell me more

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Who looks after brit when we're asleep

what is this and why do you keep posting it? fuck off you mentally ill nonce freak

ah yes thread splitting cunts
these are the same people who have made the janny quarantine us to one thread until we can hit page 10 and 600 something posts

if that happened in my school back in time when I was teen fat fuck would get stomped in less than a minute

feel like this might be a pump and dump scam

Japan NEEDS immigrants, their population is shrinking, their economy is shrinking, their cultural exports are declining being out done by South Korea which has a much smaller population but why? Because their population is younger!

JAPAN PLEASE DON'T DIE

what do I do lad
help me out

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beastly people the slavs
barely qualify as human

Americans like to think it's them but they're being manipulated by the ausnz crowd.

You think the stock market is a pump and dump?
get a brokers account with your bank.

Yanks do my fucking head in
Just divvy cunts aren't they? I mean, whatever way you look at it they're just fucking bent, I don't know how else to describe it they just don't get it

evening

i was assuming you were trading a certain stock

>yfw japan's youth will be predominantly brown by 2050

Do one you fucking prat

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is it true that russians have mongol genes?

seething fat fuck insect vermin inbred anglo island offspring criminal cuckold

there are algorithms to do it automatically. or you could just use something like vanguard and have someone do it for you and do it well

derivatives, very basically if the economy is doing alri, it goes up. If something bad happens, it goes down. When the king died here, it hit the floor for example.
Quite happy doing it myself atm, it's fun.

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did the bender king die

do you really get jailed in thailand if you call their king a faggot cocksucker loser?

would it be a good thing or a bad thing to have a gf who posts on Jow Forums

i will never have gf am 25 year old virgin whos never had gf

ah yes, the ol' derivates market
bad
most likely has autism or some other mental illness

No.
4channel maybe, depending on the board.

haha orrrrrr mate that's mental if true (don't believe you)
yeah but i have autism too

wish gfs didn't exist so that having female friends was a realistic option

depends on the person. i had a girl i met on here send me pictures of her butthole within like a day of knowing her and she was an awful person desu

course its true fuck off

>butthole
get fucked yank nonce

>yeah but i have autism too
grim

relax arsehole

THE BRITISH EMPIRE

butthole, bumhole, brown eye
the desire to shove my nose firmly inside remains whatever the name

Just be gay bro.

that's better lad

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done

lol mental
not actual autism

doesnt exist

alri but yanks shouldn't use your vernacular
>yank saying lad or m8
no thanks, almost as bad as a brit saying dude

good lad

cool vpn ahmed, wanna bring it to the white house?

Still hasn't set.

yanks should fuck off from this general simple as

need a mommy gf

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alternate between enjoying moderate political involvement as a pretence to push unobjectionable messages like "get out and vote!" while being a nice, friendly, open person, and launching into explosive attacks on everyone in my own party and in the other parties for being useless, talentless ideologically incoherent weirdos who wouldn't know helping the general public if jesus himself came down and gave them the power to heal the sick and wouldn't know political strategy if i had something snide to say here about their complete lack of strategic thinking.
which is all true, but doesn't help with my goal of being a nice, non-judgemental person. the problem is the openness. either i hide my views, which is bad, or i'm open about them, which is also bad.
don't know what to do. maybe i was right years ago when i thought "ignore politics"

Any /nofap/ man in?

the fact most people aren't gay still interferes with male-female social dynamics.

hmm. no

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>maybe i was right years ago when i thought "ignore politics"
yes

wouldn't call it nofap but yeah

This.

titcow genocide when?

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give me a topic and i'll write a song about it

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ur mom

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samefag

nice cope you mong

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Never had a girlfriend

t. chestlet