Mom, dad, this is Kaat Renske Hoogendijk Van Sterrenmeisje. She's from Belgium. We're getting married!

>Mom, dad, this is Kaat Renske Hoogendijk Van Sterrenmeisje. She's from Belgium. We're getting married!

How do your parents react, Jow Forums?

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Didn't she fall asleep while getting her tattoo?

>we thought you said the Belgian state was illegitimate, that its people should be genocided and it's land split between it's neighbors

>That name

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They'd laugh because it was a funny joke. Who the fuck would date someone with a face tattoo? It signals a serious lack of foresight.

Nah that was a lie she told. She wanted that tattoo, even after the tattoo artist said it was probably a bad idea. Then afterwards she saw how ridicules she looked and told the lie she fell asleep and blamed the tattoo artist.

Certain ethnicities' women have traditional face tattoos such as in the Middle East.

But she's not in or from the middle east. She's a Belgian in Belgium.

>hairy unshaved arm
no

Japanese don't have that light fuzz? All women have it

That was an example. Tribal people around the world do it too.

>what? You can get laid with white girl while being 100% Asian male? That's impossible! She's a fake actor you hired right?

Belgia being African country confirmed

I think Stargirl was kind of cute. The tattoos looked stupid, but she was okay.

>finally user
>took you long enough to get a girlfriend
>we feared you were gay

Have you never encountered a weeb girl with yellow fever?

>weeb girl
>implying they have interest in 3D person

My mom ask if im gay from time to time

she looks like she likes scat porn

They do. Look at all those BTS fangirls.

*insert joke about swedes being gays*

Well, are you gay?

No

Do you feel discrimination as a minority, then?

They know well about how Korean and Japanese is different in their own imaginative way, maybe even more autistic than that yayoi jomon autist

>but son, we thought you hated tattoos and said that everyone with any sort of tattoo should be thrown in gaol and killed!

I doubt they care.
Nippon is superior anyway.

When someone’s last name is something like ‘Hoogedijk van Henegouwen’ you should marry that person for the money. Double last names like that are a sign of a lot of money over here

Believe me those koreaboo white girls are pretty dumb
White girls are already quite dumb to begin with and being koreaboo makes it worse

typical f*moid

c-cute

they would ask me why she still has her husbands last name

What's all that stars on her face? Reported.

>tfw no flemish gf

dumb flemshits...

Why would you say that when you created Belgium

Les flamingants dans l'océan

it's literally your fault Belgium exists, francoid
We tried to put those rebels in line but you went "nah the dutch scare us, lets have a buffer state" and supported them

Gone now

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>wh*te
no

They'd be happy that I actually managed to find a girl willing to marry me
On a serious note they wouldn't be too surprised as they have always expected me to bring in a girl with tattoos and piercings

A Belgian? Oh no, she's retarded!