/brit/

listening to the raj thakrey speech

Losing the plot man

sue

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records and shit

Listen to me, you virgins. I'm not some autistic ugly freak like you might be, yeah, I've seen the posts here. I have probably acted cold or even acted like a cunt on purpose to more countries who wanted me to (you) them this year alone than any interest you've had in your lives, unironically. I'm saying absolutely none of them stimulate me in any way other than when my >> is on them. That's just how it has been for me.. I'd be happy just to meet a foreigner who I actually like instead of brain dead fucking cunts. I want a long term colonial possession who I actually like, not some fucking retard I can't stand but occasionally hatpost because needs must. I'm sure there is a foreigner out there who I'd like, but I haven't met them yet.
I'm sick of cunts, I might become a fucking confederation at this rate because it already fucking feels like I'm being frustrated by regional government whenever I have to deal with retarded, boring, annoying, and stupid fucking idiot foreigners. Listen cunt, I don't care about foreign policy or "#EU2020goals", I don't care about travelling to the G20 or revenge porn photos, I don't care about fucking green economic policies and taking pictures of north korean nukes, I don't fucking give a shit you boring fucking shitholes, be somewhere interesting is all I'm fucking asking

the french legion then?

Dave take your meds

I need to change my socks

left or right?

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Yeah but what you fail to realize is that intelligent women vastly overrestimate their own worth and would rather get used by elite men that are rich or have godlike genetics than actually get to know someone like you and share interests.

#EU2100goals

neither

I'll have to go with right even if the left one has a cuter face. those titties look too glorious

extremely difficult w/o prior military experience
would have to spend years training

left obviously

Maroon's more my colour so right

I would prefer the left, if she had slightly bigger jugs. Therefore right wins by default

Right, her face is a little bit more Aesthetic.

right is really let down by those hideous bikini bottoms

left's face, right's chebs, left's hips/bum

but you seem very interested by the military. Why don't you give yourself the chances to do it

>maroon
says "red" right there you autistic virgin
"maroon"
*slaps the shit out of you*

I fucking know that

are you joking? left clearly has the better face

records, dude

Cramps suck

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I meant to be legion

Give us the deets, greentext time

The chin is just very slightly slightly too strong.
The contrast of rights eyes to her skin are good.

Nice work, lad.

Fuck that.
I'm just saying I'm permanently disqualified from serving (in this country)

Dont be a faggot

wow man, we have very different tastes. the right's eyelashes freak me out

Would love to fuck Casey Calvert.

autistic weeaboo manchild virgin freak
its actually pretty hard to join the FFL. you don't get it.

>26
>had a gap year after school
>3 years at uni, another year post grad
>had no idea what job I wanted to do
>got starting role in accountancy after uni at 24
>have to do shite loads of professional exams to become qualified
>climbing the ladder
>21 year old joins our firm fresh out of uni, and is technically more qualified than I am cos he did some of the professional exams at uni
>can't help but feel I wasted so much time at uni doing a subject with no workplace applications

Had a great time partying at uni, but now I'm not as far along in my career than I want to be. Not sure which I'd prefer desu

What is this /b/ are we 14?
>gimme da gweentex bro
gay and cringe

Atleast you went to uni.

What’s up with janny? See him let blacked thread happen but seen a one with a Japanese woman and it got taken down fast!
Wtf

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I lost my religion when it started raining when I was riding my bike home from school one day. Why would god punish me like that?? What the FUCK was his problem?

He naturally hates faggots

you arrive in sydney

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Criminals are usually fascinating but you're just a lame-o who cant join the military

>wanting to fuck porn stars
you realise you can yeah?

reminds me of a funny thing i read the other day someone linked some pornstars page with some random guy in the picture and some of the comments were like "omg you could have any guy in the world!!!! you're beautiful!" and this is an average pornstars page lol these boomer fuck ups don't have a clue. it was some busted whore an all

Right because she has tits

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there is no excuse for not going to university past the late 1960s

>a land of majesty and brisk summer winds
>where troubles melt away in our luxury shopping centres and top class suburbs

got my undergrad qualification at the school of hard knocks and my masters degree at the uni of life

in love lads

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>teenage me realising porn 'stars' are literally just prostitutes

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so you'd rather post images in /brit/ all day everyday rather than train for something meaningful. I don't get it. You shitpost all the time about weapons, military, shooting up people and so on. You have one chance to actually do all that shit irl and yet you won't take it. Maybe you're just a larp

got a phd in steinanalysis

what do you do for fun

...

youtube.com/watch?v=xVr2hbE6aW0

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shut the fuck up

mentally disabled arent allowed in the armed forces, even depression will make you TMU (temporarily medically unfit) this psycho freak is permanently barred because its a clinically diagnosed schizophrenic mental drooling nutcase tapped spastic deranged handicapped unhinged unstable disturbed crazed hysterical non compos mentis demented psychotic insane freak

Are you kidding? I didnt realize this til I was like 20 and then I was stoked. I'll probably buy a few when I get some real money coming in.

Make me you piece of shit bong tea crumping slag

depression is a mental disorder so I dont want them walking around in uniform with firearms
honestly anyone with depression should be sent to a revamped 21st century leper colony
same for people with anxiety and other freakazoids

the government should give me free money

25
5'10
155lbs
7in willy
not a virgin but I am a virgo XD

thats my new Tinder bio lads

so what do you do for fun

problem with that is those things would have to exist first

Fucking nonce M8

Let's get one thing straight: If you pay for porn or have ever paid for porn then you are virgin freak certified for life and also a sad cunt.

incel

utterly utterly ready brek
HAHAHAH YOU PAID FOR PORN?

I didnt mean pay to buy their porn videos I meant pay to actually fuck the pornstars

Apparently you can just go to a FKK club in Germany and fuck women for like 300+ euros

anxiety, depression, and virginity
the holy /brit/ trinity

>Have to be in the job centre in 30 min
>still having breakfast

>Depression
>Anxiety
>Alzheimer's
>Stroke
>Anorexia
>Bullying
>Organ failure
>Cancer
>Allergy

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unemployed dung beetle

youtube.com/watch?v=p2LGRMT9ra4
Who here post rock?

More of a post cock man myself

More of a pet rock man myself

More of an ad hoc man myself

my name jeff

Alright Jeff, how are ya?

hows gf 2018 going along? only one more month left

What mental illnesses do you have, user?

More of a johann sebastian bach man myself

mad how few extra millimetres of skin over my willy has literally ruined my life

Worst year of my life
Went by in a flash
All I did was wank
BIpolaR

mad how they used to sell milk in six packs now it's just one big bottle

well let's see
*shuffles a pack of top trumps cards*

I want to pound Emma Watson’s holes.

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What lol
What lol
What lol

*wanks over cousins arse 4 times a day*

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Do you ever sleep?