Why do americans masturbate with their socks...

Why do americans masturbate with their socks? Is it because they have no foreskin or is it just because they are fat and stupid?

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ITT we say stuff about the mutts

You don't wank with socks? It's really convenient: pick one off the pile, have a wank and throw it back into the pile in the corner of the room for later.

Never understood that or the hand lotion thing as well

fat and stupid

Because they are fat and stupid

how is that more convenient than a tissue you can throw away

Also, those cheap thin socks from Kmart are the best.

A tissue is awkward and messy, it also sticks to your cock.

I always though that trope meant that they'd cum onto the sock, not actually stick it in.

>Not cumming in a pantsu
>Not wearing it afterward

Because stupid & fat

pay your debts

Fuck off back to containment you mentally ill cretin.

>you mentally ill cretin.

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because it's almost winter so they have to keep their junk cool

I have never masturbate in a sock
but on the other hand I can't vouch for other Americans

I bet you were masturbating in a sock while typing that

I masturbate on toilet paper like a normal person

I cum to my hand, then throw in the toilet, and clean my hand with water

>Not cumming on the bed and then rolling yourself in semen

>tried to do it once
>didn't work because of hypersensitive dickhead and short frenulum

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I do this too. I giveth I taketh.

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I though that was EU flag socks for a second

I have a tight circumcision and it is literally impossible for me to masturbate without lotion or some other kind of lubricant. I don’t fully understand the sock thing but I believe people use them as cum repositories

Judging from Trump's behavior I could see why an American might mistake Europe for toilet tissue.

Everyone here is circumcised and no one uses lotion. Maybe American circumcisions are done wrong.

Im a good cut goy and i always jerk it dry

they feel so ashamed