/brit/

can't stop watching jacob rees mogg compilations on youtube lads

Picking my nose, not gonna lie

For me it's asses

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NEET?
shit i'm working
working like a demon to make the world a better place

but i want to pick on him so much
he is so stupid

better the monster you know

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Find it increasingly hard to wish the people from school a "happy birthday", just going to stop doing it now

imagine being at this level of virgin freakazoid
>muh safe space muh virgin freak whining chamber
god i'd love to wring your scrawny gayboy neck

what's she doing there? laying eggs?

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FOY

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I use the term working like a black. Is it racist?

going to kill myself because a beautiful girl will never love me

virgin freak

Please don't post this sex offender

don't fucking feed it

Want to cry

My ex gf turned into a lesbian hahahahaha

how do you filter flags on clover

you mustn't be familiar with this gentleman

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i'll feed you with these hands you spastic queer

ask your mother

how is she a sex offender

Its the same person?
>clover
Based and redpilled

don't think you can

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buzzing off the fact i got to dance with an attractive foreign girl who genuinely fancied me even though I ended up losing her before anything got to happen

t. pathetic 25 yo kv

how fucking pathetic

im like 99% sure i saw somebody in the last thread say they did

I killed 16 Czechoslovakians single-handed

you're a virgin mate?

um based much? x

yeah that was me, didn't work

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gonna stop biting my nails lads

What do I eat

curry and poo

*unzips*

The day after you an hero could be the day though

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im not falling for that because i fell for it the other week lol
good gimmick though
food

Rogan josh

chicken tikka masala

youtube.com/watch?v=q4TyQ97Jcr0

still a bit freaked out that Koko the gorilla had an IQ of 75, higher than the average Abo

Hmmmm what?

i like his podcast 2bh

full english breakfast

filter these nuts

i like tikka masalas
and getting caught in the rain

Guess who just beat the fuck out of someone for trying to take advantage of my nearly senile Grandma trying to scam her.

It was me.

delet

absolutely based

it has changed form again
be very careful about who you're feeding

aussie podcast idea: Joe Bogan

where's the mole

kek

don't feed it

*feeds my cat*

Best theme on clover? Gruvbox. Doesn't strain your eyes

suck my balls, schizo is based

>clover
phoneposter
fuck off

:filters all flags including my own:
checkmate

*feeds you my balls*
yeah you like that faggot?

woah

don't feed the french posters either
those who feed it don't deserve to be fed

Please say something nice about my dog

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Schizoleaf is a god

I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Ninety-three point three recurring degrees, that's why they call me Mister Celsius

haven't eaten in 4 days, finna boutta gonna eat some rotten cheese and dry sausage

bowl of cheese

would love to punt that little runt into orbit

terriers are my favourite kind of dog and yours is a prime example
give him a scratch behind the ear for me

looks like he is wagging his tail which means he is a happy boy
love happy dogs

Is he reading this thread right now

lmao look at that ugly cunt

schizo gang
schizo gang gang

this post would make a fucking KILLING on reddit

he cute

>2 Indians in /brit/

Well I guess it's a more accurate depiction of Britain now

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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tomorrow suits my eyes just fine

would happily send him squealing over the fence with a swift boot up the guts

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Do you have Clover dev? I hear you can do it through there.

the arrogance of scandis is an insult to human life, based german

why are pakis such perverted creeps

post it to Jow Forums4chan

Always used tomorrow. Until I changed to gruvbox with the condensed font

Broke my work flask. NOT happy.

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>go see a potential flat
>flatmate there: "im gay, so if that bothers you this isn't the place for you"
>"no, of course not haha"
*get home and cross the place of the list*

I WANT TO MARRY ALANAH!!

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