/brit/

im genuinely a virgin

best song you've ever heard? for me its high and dry

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Gonna slap the sister about later after fucking her

the oneitis had a chance to lose her virginity to me (also a virgin) but she fucking blew it went on daft
now she will be a virgin forever and i will soon not be a virgin ahaha

Based and incestouspilled

5 sets of sniff-thrusts down the gullet

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I love my little sister more than the world
but I can't imagine fucking her or kissing her
we do hold hands

corrr imagine him rimming your arse with that tongue

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Why don't u wanna meet up in vancouver bro we'll have fun
or are you not a beer with the lads kinda guy

well you're not a beer with my lads kinda guy thats for sure

schizo is desperate for a friend lool

scared to watch those dashcam videos on youtube incase im on one of them

Who's your lads?

have extremely bad hemorrhoids lads
lots of blood

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Seething insecure white boys

ooh careful
you can bleed out from popped hemorrhoids

even this is feeding him
don't do that

China is a Jewish Bolshevik regime.

I have friends. I don't make friends with dorks like him innaflesh tho i'll tell you that.

oh you're not getting the sarcasm

got home earlier and realised I was being a huge cunt to this guy for no reason who just wanted to overtake me

so schizo wants to fuck vietlad
the utter freak

Only thing I don't like about canada is if they find you working they'll deport you.

you're feeding him too you spacker shut the fuck up now

My uncle in Russia also records dashcam videos

Irish = Asiatic subhumans

arabs? cringe
indians? based

hey brutha man...foobity hoo, fu man chu, who be you...can ya dig it?

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one gf please

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yeah i'll fuck you boy straight up

People during mahabharat times were 2x taller than now. People during Ramayan times were 5x taller than now

so is this, mate. he used to spam schizo drivel for hours on end even though nobody cared. he literally has nothing better to do

Stop

no they werent

Trump is a shill for Bibi that is de-industrializing America and shifting all the technological industry to Israel
thinking he's going to bring back more jobs is laughable, if anything it will just be leftovers from what Israel has

do you watch Sadhguru's videos on YouTube

pathetic

NEED a Ramayan gf

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don't listen to the 3 idiots that are shitting on you, lad - they just trying to divide and conquer a mostly united general. most of /brit/ loves and appreciates your posts/contributions.

Daniel blume - tonite

Deano's favourite getting ready to go out out song

The more I watch friends the more I realise Pheobe isn't even needed.

right lets make a pact to not even give a single crumb ever again

don't even reply to this post

what is this gimmick

based

Watched them last year when some Australian dude recommended

what does this have to do with British culture?

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thoughts?

> (You)
> (You)
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>right lets make a pact to not even give a single crumb ever again
>don't even reply to this post
i'll do what i want, lad.

yea its really weird because the tech industry is at a stage now where its set up to break out of silicon valley for good and America is barely capitalising on all its talent to set up new tech hubs
meanwhile Shenzhen is rapidly becoming some high tech mecca, they just lack the programming side of things

don't feed the saffer jew either

Yes they were
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yytXQddI9s8

ah yes my apologies this whole thread has been strictly about british culture I should get on topic x

ah yes, because you filter a reservoir by pissing in it

Rather odd first message

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Seemed very interesting then but in hindsight it was completely vapourwave
Pseudo intellectual I gue

Hanuman was a Dalit BTW

ye?

Looks nice though

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“fuck you want”

is an appropriate reply

/brit/ is a mass of ai programmed to talk to eachother. I am the only sentient poster.

based

>superlike
oh no no no

somewhat concerned that my neckbeard is getting dangerously close to connecting to my chest hair

Kinda want to drink during the day (be an alcoholic).

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melvin? based
schiz? based
190? based
mikey? based
alan? based
vietlad? based
moni? cringe
ponyboy? cringe
homealone? cringe
tim? cringe
rorke? obliterated

might go and get my haircut and regret it straight away

piss off Yoda you green midge

You know. You can easily earn 2 grand a week with a reciprocating saw and a jack

go to my guy. he's good. tell him I sent you

Don't know a Jack.

Yikes

yes bossman give me the short back and stomping

Scheduled tribe you mean. because he was a jungle dweller. But that's wrong though. He was a royal prince. Sabri was a dalit. Jara was a dalit. Being a forest dweller+ being a hunter= scheduled tribe dalit
Also Hanuman was a Neanderthal so sapient castes don't apply to him

Car jack

Drinking me beer

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hi Tim!

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probably rubs your head in cow shit to condition it or something

Business idea: Operation Barbarossa against China

just quoting the CM, boss

>5'10 68kg
imagine the damage she could do to me

Hello

How is this woman not in porn

imagine the damage she does to the toilet every night

technology is evil
reject trans-humanism

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How is this woman not in jail?