Why don't Americans have advent calendars?

Why don't Americans have advent calendars?

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Because if they did they'd just eat all the chocolates on Dec. 1.

>22 days remain

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Because they're fat and dumb

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We had them every year growing up though.

we do

>buy american advent calender
>it has 25 days when christmas is on the 24th

fuck catholics

based
no you didn't

sorry yeah you're right

nothing wrong with that

Yes we did, my Mormor sent them every year.

>my Mormor
Hmm are you from Minnesota?

most likely, he's an American who knows one Norwegian word

it's a Swedish word

>Mordor sends them every year
Dios mio...

it's a Danish word

>Mormor

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We had them. We'd go over to Opa's house and open the last one at his house.

my gf sent me one since im working abroad for a few months and i dont want to open it because its precious to me and i want to keep it forever

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sug min kuk Preben

Sut min pik Sven

pics?

Nej det er ikke hyggeligt

this

Kom igen Preben, vi kan ha en egen liten Kalmarunion mellan oss två.

aww, user :3

but.. they do

no
that's what we call her, I don't know what's so funny.