Want to kill myself

make it look like an accident, car accident preferably.

You can swerve into an incoming truck at high speed, do it at night so they think you slept while driving.

i'm planning on it after my parents pass away. i like them too much to even let them suspect i'm suicidal.

If you haven't managed to kill yourself yet, there is most likely no escape. Most young adults who seriously off themselves do so before they reach 23.
The brain will always come up with an excuse as a last straw. You're doomed to live an unhappy, empty and boring life. You'll never get off this ride

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i thought about this
or just paying some hitman esque dude to ''accidentally'' push me into a train or something

wouldn't that potentially wound or kill the driver of the truck

seek some help

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They will still be sad though

i am under 23

The longer you wait the more you get used to your existence and the harder it'll get to end it all.

Pussy. You're still enslaved by Christian morality. Read "the Antichrist" by Nietzsche. You don't have to justify shit to yourself or anyone else

Who else thinks it would be cool to have a suicide cult? Like actually meet in person to commit mass suicide.

Your parents will be happier in the long term without having a loser son and likely having to spend the last years of their life financially supporting that loser son.

your parents would probably be happy of this event and would make or adopt another child

You'd make me sad as well, Sven...

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I support myself

I'm ready if you are

Just tell thel you're going to move out in another country for a long journey. See you on the other side user.

i tried going to a shrink once and it made things much worse
fuck them all

>want to kill myself
>no access to gun

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just go for a run

why do you want to die?

because i feel done with life
i have done everything i want to do
i dont have the energy to endlessly wageslave without purpose

you said you're under 23. how have you done everything? don't you want wife and children one day?

we should do an Jow Forums Meetup, I think that will spark some buzz in our boring lives. I'm serious, I'll fly my ass to euroland just to get away from everything here.

Not really
I have done the things i am capable of doing i guess, i hit my ceiling for what i can accomplish
So now its just dull

You'll actually peak around 28, so you have plenty of good years. 34 fucking loser here. I'll probably off myself when my parents pass, or at least my mother.

>that 30 year old Boomer who hasn't off himself yet

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You should try talking to your mom, OP. I did and I generally feel a lot better about my life now. I'm sure there is some psychological basis as to why talking about your problems makes you feel better.

>i hit my ceiling for what i can accomplish
how do you know that? you could change career or place you live if that's whats making you sad. make new friends.

I don't want to make her worried

You are too fucking young, just travel somewhere cheap like South America and fuck grils all day, your depression will get better for sure.

I know how you feel OP. Maybe a month ago took a walk at night and called my mom, told her about my problems and I basically told her I felt suicidal. It will indeed make her worried, but I guarantee you will feel better.

I'm not OP, just another depressed swede :)
I've had mental problems all my life and went to different psychologists, so she's not entirely unfamiliar with my mental state. Just never talked to her about depression before

Well I've never gotten any professional help, but I've say I have had mild depression for some time. But my I've never told my mother. It made me feel a lot better because she told me about the depression she has suffered from as well, so I guess I didn't feel like I was alone. Anyways, I think it can help if you talk about it with someone you trust. And as I said before.. there is a psychological basis as to why you'll feel better after talking it out.

Thank you, my american friend

if you kill your parents before, they wont be sad because they wont know

Stop creating suffering by your own thoughts :DD

No problem, and I genuinely hope you and anyone else here gets better.

Please do not kill yourself.

>cheap like South America and fuck grils all day, your depression will get better for sure
how is this supposed to fix anything at all?

Keep rinsing and repeating faggot, life gets better

>speak out to normie shrink
>mention wanting to die
>get locked up
another epic win for Mental Healthcare™

>life gets better

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That doesn't really happen r-right?

literally never mention drugs or suicide to anyone who claims to want to help you while working for the man
in sweden shrinks aren't allowed to share what you say with anyone unless you want to kill yourself or of you are confessing to a crime which basically means that their vow of silence means nothing

Yes but I'm sure it's not legal for them to actually confine you, simply because you said you wanted to kill yourself

lmao @ all those "depressed" firsties

Chile is first world

estonia..

not going to tell you to kill yourself, but what you said isn't really comparable. If you die there are no repercussions, because you wont be there to experience them

No it doesn't.

>my happyniess is relative to how long I live, how educated I am, and how much money I make
And then you get offended when I call your people monkeys.

Realizing that continuing to accept an existence as a human is allowing yourself to be enslaved but at the same time acknowledging that this is the reality of existence - there is nothing outside of it or so it seems.
This miserable condition is something all of us have been condemned to... some lead lives full of bliss while others who are not so lucky, lack the continuous chain of experiences that keep your mind away from looking at reality which inevitably will lead to depression.
Your body is the vehicle which allows you to be consciousness yet simultaneously it corrupts its ability to express freedom by it having evolved certain circuitry that controls your decisions via urges and impulses. There should be no reason why you should be afraid of darkness or heights, have to sleep, eat or have sex or seek validation or be controlled by emotions all together.
What leads you to ending it is this corruption of freedom, once you realize the body is irrelevant you see that being aware is the only thing of worth - the rest is simply allowing you to be controlled by your circuitry.

In the end it's simply a decision (if you break free from being controlled by your circuitry), a decision that is made peacefully without feeling depressed. Hopefully one day we(separate entities of consciousness) will break free from this prison.

tl;dr (stop being a tard, accept your autism and tag-along)

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He's a man, men want, men need, to fuck.
Sex is the end all be all, at least for the lizard brain. Couldn't hurt.

Jack off maybe?

>wants serious advice
>doesn't go to Why?!

you won't go to prison but you will be locked up that much I can guarantee

>giving a shit about what parents would think/feel

you are not that depressed then. when I feel full suicidal I don't give a fuck about others and I just want a gun in my hand. be selfish you idiot

Locked up and then what? Lmao it makes no sense