/brit/

How janny wants /brit/ to be
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sue

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Jeb!

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anime

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How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I was 14. Lost it to my friend's sister.

its the oldest known melody of humans

Going to an employment tribunal to get the money I'm owed

Expect to see news headlines

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briiiiiitiiiiiiiiish cultiiuurrrrrrreeeeeee hehehehebhehe

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*is wanking to cousins arse*

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careful nowwww

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Stoned a paki tranny to death in patak's restaurant

I sort of grew up on American media. haven't regularly watched TV in years lol. pretty sure one of the Jimmys is on Indian TV though
>actively seek
they're on YouTube, man. I used to watch a lot of YouTube and that's how I discovered this stuff. god bless the internet
I only discovered him after he retired. dunno if he'd be a success in the UK though. you guys don't seem like the type that'd enjoy him

>LATINA GODDESS DOMINATES YOUNG BOY WITH HER ASS
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Might send the company you worked for info on your sex offender past so they can use it against you.

guksnly old crap drawign style cyka gryza shit aniem

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Something bongs can’t have hehe

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Do you lads ever worry about the future?
Like finding a wife or buying a house or having kids

play nice, now, place nice
or i wont. and you wont like it.

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wanking

shut up

weird anime-watching virgin yanks begone

How would that be relevant?

Wages paid for work done, there's literally no way around it

jennifer lawrence is based

#TryingTooHard

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javsin is THE jav streaming site at the moment

put in "mikako" into the search and their were several pages of her ye im thinkin it based

do you fuckin understand me?

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quite interesting
reading the wikipedia page now

My big worry is that I will end up never having the opportunity to have a wife or kids since a family is something I want. I think I could buy a house if I just saved up long enough. I have a decent wage.

just wanked and ate my own semen
not a fag or enjoyed it or anything just do it because spunk has vitamins and hormones in

Business idea: Be a hot man and be a twitter thunk

You'll only get homosexual patreons but who cares when you're living the easy life?

saw/heard a chinky aussie family of tourists earlier

>HATE it when people pretend to be white since no one will let me forget that I'm of paki blood
I've already posted my face before I'm not going to do it again. That's another stupid fucking thing nobody believes I'm white because of my stupid fucking flag even though I'm pale as fuck with blue eyes. And I unironically get that privilege fucking lecture in real life.

I find that unlikely

yeah, but you're a literal nonce

>poley had a job and he quit it
yikes!

Do you know what happens to "dutchies" in the UK?

In our eyes, you're only a hair better than Poles and they're getting murdered on our streets every day

Just think about that next time you consider making a post

you don't like it, you fuck off
thats what the fuck you do
simple the fuck as
its mine, i built it, it belongs to me
blow me

12 with my dad's gfs daughter who I would stay with often. Never again had sex until I was 21.

there are older songs of the humans of course but in terms of actual known melody+notation that is the oldest discovered so far

Ok, mutt.

Try harder and more often. Fugg

I want to have vaginal sex with Emma Watson.

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>Complaining about such a minor amount of money
What kind of Jew is this tripfag exactly?

2 jobs in the last 2 months

Need another one, please

Repost it then, paki

hope moni wins her employment tribunal

see we know lots of humans songs going back hundreds and thousands of years before seikolos epitaph but we do not know their melody and how they sounded; seikolos is oldest one of that

i ate lunDUMB
i ate scutland "aka norfen britaun"
i ate ireland "aka west britaun"
i ate SOUF FC cunts
i luv Norf Fc
i luv kebab
i ate brexit

simple as....

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he's a literal paki bender sex offender tranny

£460 is nothing. Just put in a few hours work and it will be back in no time. Save yourself the legal fees.

yeah my inital response to your post was going to be "that can't be right" because it was a relatively complex melody and before that there would have been tribal percussion music and stuff but i guess it comes down to what you class as a melody

The North is responsible for Brexit though. The South was 51% for staying in the EU.

Megamix is my new favourite word

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The amount is irrelevant

I'm fighting for the principle, my employer is trying to fuck me over

Of course I will

They owe me money, it's as simple as that
(they've literally paid me nothing)

>legal fees
think it's free

imagine the fucking sheer narcissistic, ignorant audacity it would take to come to /brit/ and treat schizoleaf as anything other than a fucking god

>51%
so take away the minorities and there's a definitely Leave majority there

>Need another one,
tried supermarkets?

Gibraltar was 99.9% stay

You don't haaaaaave this without me you little shistains.
I AM this. THIS thing. What we're doing. I MADE it.
Get it. Through. Your. Fucking. Head.

north seems pretty based

Moni is a beautiful woman who has been oppressed by predatory employers and is finally fighting back

SHE, and she is innocent, fucking piece of shit

you GO girl xx

bit racist m8

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there's always one mentally ill foreign attention whore shitting up /brit/ at any given time

The amount you're missing looks like a simple math error , this doesn't need to be brought to a tribunal it needs to be brought to a manager you dumb cunt

zło jest złem, mniejsze czy większe nie ma różnicy, jak to ocenić? czy to w ogóle możliwe? jeśli mam wybierać między złem, a złem wolę nie wybierać wcale

gas yourself

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Most pakis voted to leave actually

Not hiring currently

ugly goblin

Gibraltar is honorary Aryan clay

Asian space century

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But how do they know what instruments were used?
Are they using the traditional instruments?

If I find out where moni lives I'll break a baseball bat off of his nonce face

I'm pretty fucking sure our Indian guest is doing 6.

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>Atheists are anti-brexit
Hmm

shittan and rollan

wow

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Genuinely have fired someone for speaking Polish at work before.

Need those chebs in my life
W
H
O

>The amount you're missing
I'm missing the FULL TOTAL

My employer has not given me ANY money for the work I did

My manager has a grudge against me

not until you stop slandering moni, stop or i'll sue you for libel, she is INNOCENT

did you play the witcher in polish

Why doesn't Kane score bangers anymore?
2 seasons ago he would have been scoring goals like Aubameyang's on Saturday but these days all he scores are penalties and tap ins

What's that shit paki place near Manchester? He lives there.

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There you go you paki fuck.

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>she

Was this a thing before me? Not it wasn't was it.
Thats right. So you get on your fucking knees and you suck my fucking cock when you see me do anything.

"I did not come to bring peace but a sword" - Emperor Reese Mogg

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>W
>H
>O

Elizabeth Debicki, literal giantess and sex machine

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ye obviosuly there were many thousands upon thousands of complex songs before seikolos but we dont know what any of them sounded lik
well obviosuly we know that i mena we know what instruments egyptians had thousands of years before seikolos song but we dont know what any of theirs sounded like cos no melody recorded

Rochdale

Oh so that's a shift log for totally unpaid shifts then? Fuck it then, I'd bring that to court if the managers are being assholes

Good boy

Can I work for you please?

Could be the slavemaster for your Polish grunts

B + R

>7.83 an hour

howling

Me at no.0

If I see him I'll break his narrow neck

>he doesn't make £20/hour