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good edition

1 is double zero

That’s just bad math

SANTA HATES POOR KIDS!!!

Wish i was a boomer so that I wouldn't have to face the devastating effects of climate change when I get older

Asian girls...

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>Just be more confident bro!!!
>Just be yourself bro!!
>Just get a gf lmao!!!!!

...are precious

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Worked for me lol

Why do girls from Edmonton go so crazy for Engllish men?

slutty trash

>Lmao bro just stop being a nigger
>JUST BE WHITE BRO

yeah well michael jackson did it somehow didn't he

Imagine watching her take a FAT duece. Like, stuck at the o-ring for fifteen minutes, FAT dump.

The amount of (you)s I've gotten in the past week has been truly deplorable. I do nothing but post quality. GIVE ME A (YOU) NOW

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Going for a shower, might touch myself inappropriately

would love to

Is there any part of Canada where the girls are not slutty trash?

You’re literally just imagining racism. Nobody fucking cares other that you’re a nigger other than poltards who chimp out over women and blacks in movies. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and you’ll start feeling a lot better

FUCK my poop is making big plops that my roomates can definitely hear

all girls are by definition slutty trash

No.

WOW that's a little bit misognyistic there buddy

Not even Quebec?

Jow Forums and Jow Forums tier posts are NOT welcome in /cum/

ESPECIALLY not quebec

Kinda hot

based

post your favorite cypher

here's mine, love X's part

youtube.com/watch?v=aO12BCNUlLU

this
i think i even prefer Jow Forums posts to Jow Forums posts

tfw cold, migraine, and diarrhea

fuck off kike femoid

NEED a jewess goddess gf

If Quebec is no longer a conservative stronghold, then I guess there really is no hope for the country

ESPECIALLY in cuckbeck

whatever happened to the infertile soylover

Aww poor buddy I hope you feel better

youtu.be/woEcdqqbEVg?t=2m36s

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~~*blows you a kiss*~~

NWEDN a blonde blue eyed white gf

fuck off over to the middle east if you want conservative women

Why are conservatives fat and/or ugly 90% of the time?

she living happy her life

jojk me one

QC is still pretty conservative, they just put out a whole new conservative political party, and the nice thing is that it's led by a guy who is not a criminal, so that's a big win for populist conservatives

Wtf this guy just French kissed his kid IN PUBLIC
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

this

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Going for a shower then going to bed, night /cum/

Help i'm being haunted by the ghost of stephen hillenburg he keeps rattling my furniture and turns on every tv and radio in my house to play spongebob

boreball

thoughts?

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Test

Dont waste it all in one place, kid

It's ok, the new generation of Canadian women will be 100% conservative. It's the Jordan Peterson effect desu

i hope i have time to do a hands free cum later uwu

Once upon time Santa flew with magic deers through high mountains. Suddenly he saw little crying girl far down. Then Santa landed and asked her:
- Why do you cry my sweet child?
- Oh Santa, it was terrible, car with parents dropped down off high rock, they died, and now i'm alone and dont know what i should do.
- So you are absolutely absolutely alone here my sweet child?
- Yes.
Santa looks around and start to take off pants.
- Well, my sweet child, this day is just not yours.

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QC is filled with literal COMMIES

I SAID GOODNIGHT

What kind of neighborhood did you grow up in /cum/?
For me it was mixed with Asians and Blacks
Literally no whites

night man, see you later.

...

heja nojo nanojo

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Well, i grew up in absolutely nigger ghetto.

Buying this now my dudes

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Isn't that your entire country XD

simply epic

yeah, you're right.

can we let loose the dogs of war?
cry havoc etc...

You can let loose desz nuts nibba

hmmmmm

year of the snitch = AOTY

pretty sick of training google self driving cars

wow rude

would you?
are you desperate enough?

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What? You dont like dark humour or something is wrong with my english?

Just turn the lights off and no kissing
Sober maybe

Need money and need it fast

sell your ass

Need money and need it fast

Remember to hug your little sisters today

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would rather be alone, sorry uggos

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couple bottles of vodka make beautiful any girl.

what does it take to become a Papi Chulo?

Step mom is here
Locked myself in the bathroom until she leaves

It got a chuckle out of me tbqh. Just hmmm

What if she has to pee

just curious, how old are you?

check out this crazy motherfucker
youtube.com/watch?v=9CPZ3svFfn0

Sucks to be her

28, twenty eight.

>dog
me
>woman
/cum/

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Ahah, you reminded me you have toilet and bath in the same room. That's not really big convenience i guess.

yeet

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Based, im going bowling on Friday

Gonna have fried zucchini for dinner (100% vegan of course)

If you're wondering why it's so quiet its because everybody is watching the ceremony for george bush on right now at the white house

Zoomer girl are you here?
Be my gf

>"become" not an option
cringe