1- cunt

Tolqot jew ma tolqotx, Naħseb li qatt ma jolqtu hux?
Għandek maħbub, imħatra li ma jbusekx mwah!
Ser isib tfajla oħra u n-nuqqas tiegħek mhux ser iħossu
Ser itajjar u jwaddab dab bħal Wiz Khalifa

What the fuck did I do.

Treffen oder verfehlen; ich schätze, sie verfehlen nie, oder?
Du hast einen Freund, ich wette er küsst dich nicht (mwah)!
Er wird ein anderes Mädchen finden und dich nicht vermissen.
Er wird skrrten und dabben wie Wiz Khalifa.

>Raak of mis, ik ga ervanuit dat ze nooit missen, hm?
>Je hebt een vriendje, ik durf te wedden dat hij je nooit kust (smak!)
>Hij gaat een ander meisje vinden en hij zal je niet missen
>Hij zal de skrrt doen en de dab taken als Wiz koeliefa

>hey look at me i speak 2 languages aren't i smart
fuck all of you you can speak 2 languages sure but english is the only useful one

>Centra o manca, immagino non manchino mai, eh?
>hai un fidanzato, scommetto che non ti bacia (muah)
>si troverà un'altra ragazza e non gli mancherai
>Skrrrterà e dabberà come wiz Khalifa

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ching chong ping pong

There is no ulterior meaning, it's like darts

AGABAGA BAGA BAGA

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When we're done with you, you'll be speaking German, you seething abo-chink abomination.

Jk, I don't care.

figuratively impossible to translate

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>these excuses for stupidity

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WOAH british girls look like THAT???

here's the aussie version

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I hate this fucking goblin

>Golpear o fallar, supongo que ellos nunca fallan, eh?
>Tienes un novio, apuesto que no te besa (mua!)
>Va a encontrarse otra niña y no te extrañará
>Va a hacer 'skrrrt' y hacer un 'dab' como Wiz Khalifa

bender freak

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>Osuma vai Vahinko, he eivät tule koskaan tietemään, vai?
>Sinulla on poikaystävä, lyön vetoa että hän ei suutele sinua, Bwoahh
>Hän löytää toisen naisen eikä aio muistella sinua
>Juuh viinaa vaan, neekerit vittuun suomesta

>Slaan of mis, ek raai hulle miss nooit nie, huh?
>Jy het 'n kêrel, ek wed hy soen nie jou nie (Mwah!)
>Hy gaan 'n ander meisie vind, dan sal hy nie jou mis nie
>Hy gaan skrrt en die dab slaan soos Wiz Khalifa

>Bwoahh

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Fucking hell if I get my hands on her I'd end up in jail because I'd pound her so hard my dick falls off.

god i love maltese posters, always so horny

Thank you, I'm glad you appreciate my efforts.

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instagram.com/belle.delphine/?hl=en

What the hell do "skrrt" and "wiz" mean?

Oh I know who she is my friend but I didn't know she's British. Somehow that makes here better. I know I am a big pervert and I share this
trait of mine with Jow Forums all day everyday, but this fucking girl with those eyes and braces and butt and everything makes me want to smash my
fucking table with my dick fucking hell I need to calm down.

HIT OR MISSY UH
GUESS THEY NEVER MISSY UH
BOYFRIEND DOESN'T KISSY UH
BOYFRIEND LEAVE AND WON'T MISSY UH

And the tongue, I forgot that god damn tongue.

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Give me more shit to translate because I'm fucking bored.

based

Fuck tik tok and fuck zoomers

Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh

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>her

I mean, is there anything to translate there? I barely know what I'm reading. I welcome more Belle tho.

Nigga what?

Acerta ou falha,parece que eles nunca falham,né?
Tens um namorado,aposto que não te beija,mwah!
Ele vai ter outra gaja e vai-se lembrar de ti
Ela vai bazar e dar um dab como o whiz khalifa

e não se vai lembrar de ti*

Whaaaaat why have this saved

Let me translate it into AVSTRALIAN english for you

African american people of colour descendants are doubtful, my gun killed someone
I have a gun, it's magazine holds fifty rounds

Wtf is this???

Can someone post the link to the original I am an extremely confused millennial

get off our site boomer

Skrrrrt is a really popular adlib used in Rao music right now

It sounds like a car burning rubber but people just kept telling in tracks and it got popular

youtu.be/9v_rtaye2yY

youtu.be/BcyFJLrBVhA

Wiz is the name of a rapper that's a huge pothead

Much appreciated, though the first part still makes no sense.
Id-dixxendenti tal-Amerikani Afrikani nies ta' karnaġġjon skur huma dubjużi, L-arma tan-nar tiegħi qatlet lil xi ħadd.
Għandi arma tan-nar, il-"magazine" tagħha jżomm ħamsin balla.

Bon dieu que je déteste les anglophones

une aussie avec une peitie bite et plus petit cerveau n'est pas toute les anglos

Just translate the "maybe I'll be tracer" song copypasta

>He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
Someone translate this for a boomer?

This would be something along the lines of "He is going to break up with you and then suddenly and unexpectedly and then, because of how proud he is of his decision to leave you, perform a series of dance moves in a similar fashion to a popular American rapper."

Essentially, "Your relationship with your boyfriend is a poor one and he will leave you very soon."

he's gonna OHHH and go out like jannet jackson's nipple

Give me the words.

Dar ou fallar, seica nunca fallan ou?
Ti tes un noivo, de seguro non te bica! (Mua!)
Vai buscar outra rapaza e non te extraña
Vai facer SKRRR e facer dab coma Kahlifa
>tfw couldnt think of a word that rhymed with "bica"

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[Boy]
Maybe I’ll be Tracer
[Girl]
I’m already Tracer
[Boy]
What about Widowmaker?
[Girl]
I’m already Widowmaker
[Boy]
I’ll be Bastion
[Girl]
Nerf Bastion
[Boy]
You’re right, so Winston
[Girl]
I wanna be Winston
[Boy]
I guess I’ll be Genji
[Girl]
I’m already Genji
[Boy]
Then I’ll be McCree
[Girl]
I already chose McCree
[Boy]
I have an idea
[Girl]
What’s your idea?
[Boy]
You should be Mercy
[Girl]
I’m not gonna be Mercy

>ostiah o fallo, parece que no fallan eh?
>tienes un novio, seguro no te empotra
>va a encontrar a otra tía y no le importas
>a todo gas cago en la leche Wiz Khalofas

youtu.be/D3v2d9XqKOU?t=95

[Tifel]
Forsi noqgħod Tracer
[Tifla]
Jien diġà Tracer
[Tifel]
Xi ngħidu għal Widowmaker?
[Tifla]
Jien diġà Widowmaker
[Tifel]
Noqgħod Bastion
[Tifla]
Innerfja 'l Bastion
[Tifel]
Għandek raġun, mela Winston
[Tifla]
Irrid noqgħod Winston
[Tifel]
Naħseb noqgħod Genji
[Tifla]
Jien diġà Genji
[Tifel]
Mela noqgħod McCree
[Tifla]
Jien diġà għażilt McCree
[Tifel]
Għandi idea
[Tifla]
X'inhi l-idea?
[Tifel]
Int imissek toqgħod Mercy
[Tifla]
Ma rridx noqgħod Mercy

>translating this at 2am
This girl is a cunt.

How about this gem?
youtu.be/oBk61j1kJ1A

shit dab

I'm tired and going to bed. Sorry.

Slå eller missa, Jag gissar att de aldrig missar, va?
Du har en pojkvän, Jag slår vad att han inte pussar dig.
Han kommer finna en annan tjej och han kommer inte att sakna dig.
Han kommer "skrrt" och slå däben som Wiz Khalifa.

People that only speak one language are missing out on so much. Things like this are hilarious when translated. It turns into something like this:

Strike or miss. I guess they always hit their target, right?
You have a significant other, and I wager that he does not kiss you.
He will find another woman and he will not miss you.
etc...

Game titles like skyrim become:
The old papers, edge of the sky.