What's up fellow Isrealites
/jew/ - Israel General
Christopher Jenkins
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Grayson Sullivan
John Mitchell
hello is this where we discuss the protocols of the elders of zion?
Nathan Ramirez
Based honestly
Anthony Watson
Hello how do I marry a Jewish qt
I want my descendants to be on the winning team.
Kayden Taylor
Well first of all, come to Israel
Nathan Peterson
This kills the kike
Joshua James
Can goyims do that? Or do I have to convert first?
Evan Reyes
It's necessary to convert
Robert Stewart
How do born Jews see converts? I imagine that with the tribal component to the Jewish identity a convert is never seen as a real Jew. Are there many of them? Do girls discriminate against them?
Jason Watson
Europe keeps calling us Jews, can we crash with you guys?
Jaxon White
Open borders for Israel
Cooper Stewart
why do tankies embrace brownie ethnonationalist movements so readily? You do realize that the palestinian shitters don't give a fuck about your world revolution, right?
Samuel Sullivan
What the fuck are you even talking about, schizophrenic kike
Evan Edwards
Xavier Anderson
Based
Carson Morgan
Luke Richardson
you're one of the new breed unironic leftard/shitskin Jow Forums posters.
Caleb Rodriguez
Filthy disgusting genocidal kike subhumans
Angel Bell
Happy Harmonica
I'll have a bagel and some Khazar milkers
Kayden Martin
There is no such thing as converting to Judaism. You are either born one of God's chosen people or you are not.
Lucas Jackson
happy hannuka to everyone in this thread
Benjamin Collins
honestly people here care more about how hard is your accent when speaking hebrew then whether you're a convert or not .
i served with arabs in the army which had better hebrew then some fresh migrant americans .
also keep in mind that conservative\ortodox = not jewish , government will allow you to come here but you cant marry because you're not a jew unless you do proper conversion .
Benjamin Martinez
I’m going to my birthright trip in 19 days. I’ll have to share a bedroom with other young jews and interact with many of them for 10 days. I will meet some of them next Wednesday at my city’s Jewish Center. What am I in for?
Logan Reyes
Meeting a lot of Jews
Samuel Rivera
The closer it gets the more anxious and aprehensive I get. I’ve been living alone for 1.5 years, I have no friends and I’m socially inept. What do my nigga
Jaxon Moore
Most people are glad to make new friends, don't sweat it imo. Try to just make the most of it.
A good trick to overcome awkwardness in conversations is to ask the other person questions about themselves (nothing too personal) and go from there. Everyone likes talking about themselves and you pretending to be interested in them will make you very likable. Just bee yourself and enjoy the free stuff
Noah Jackson
T-thanks
Anthony Cox
Joshua Cox
are there really jews dumb enough to fall for the aliyah meme?
Xavier Nguyen
if you convert mainline orthodox you will have basically zero problems in terms of questioning your jewishness. if you convert reform/conservative/reconstruction/other then orthodox won't see you as jewish but most others will. i go to an orthodox shul that has many converts and it's not an issue at all.
Cooper Baker
How come Sephardis are so much more based than Ashkenazis?
Daniel Clark
Gypsy blood
Jordan Nelson
why did you kill Jesus?
Parker Taylor
because he was a false prophet
Liam Hernandez
>wait thousands of years for the Messiah
>he finally comes
>you kill him
Are you guys for real right now?
Ian Lewis
Orthodox is proper conversion.
Dylan Wood
Tyler Peterson
He wasn't a false prophet because he wasn't a prophet at all, dingus. He was the fulfillment of all the prophecies, but the Hebrews were, as always, unwilling to understand and accept the Word.
Isaac Cruz
messiah in judaism isn't some retarded fan fic son of god bullshit. also why do you care youre not even christian.
Joseph Rogers
THREAD THEME: youtube.com
Adam Brown
Scots are a lost tribe.
Adrian Roberts
>He was the fulfillment of all the prophecies
lol, no he wasn't sweety:) try again next time. have fun being an idolater, literally praising a man as G-d. disgusting
Tyler Morris
If Jesus had to die anyways to cleanse humans from mortal sin and to give all mankind a second chance for redemption,
Were Judas, the Pharisees, the Roman soldiers and so on unknowingly doing God's will?
Even Jesus that is either God himself or the Son of God depending on your christian denomination, told Judas he knew was going to betray him, and told Peter he was going to deny him, and they did exactly what he told them they would do, so were they predestined and couldn't change their own fate?
Really makes you think.
Noah Flores
hmmmm
William Nguyen
>trying to be cute about murdering Christ
this is why the holocaust happened you know.
Isaiah Kelly
OH SHIT Jow Forums WAS RIGHT!!!!!!
Jaxon Foster
>the Pharisees
jesus was a pharisee btw
Matthew Bennett
oh no!
Jeremiah Williams
How do I get a JAP gf
Christian Cook
Me? Celto-Semitic
Leo Perry
why did king solomon betray D-g? was he stupid?
Nathaniel Morales
>/jew/ - Israel General
it's supposed to be /isr/ newfriend
Carter Bennett
more jew live outside of israel than in it
you guys are pretty tangential and unrelated to jewish life
Connor Richardson
Jayden Carter
>this kills the Mudshit/Stormnigger
Levi Ortiz
Do Jews like Neofolk?
Parker Adams
Happy Hannukah from Austin
Caleb Gomez
>Be god
>create your living avatar from man-kind
>Make him come from the slimiest, deceitful, greedy forms of mankind to exist
>Do so to even show that Jews can be saved if they accept the lord
>They end up murdering him
epic
Lincoln Morgan
Europe is waking up (finally). I hope everything goes peaceful.
Nathaniel Perez
>tfw douglas p's last show was in israel
feels bad man
Henry Kelly
But Jesus had to be killed in order for man to be saved. If Judas hadn't betrayed Jesus there would be no salvation. did you even read the fucking book man
Luke Brown
why is everything jewish so aesthetically repulsive?
Kayden Ramirez
>Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved, you and your household.”
>Acts 16:31
The reason he "died for your sins" is because he was killed due to the sin of man. The fact that it was inevitable is irrelevant. I wouldn't expect you to understand though, as you were already ignorant enough to make that post in full confidence.
Go back to chanting "Tob sebegoim harog" from your Talmud at temple, kike. You'll get yours.
Camden Perez
My kids made that.
Merry Christmas to you.
Landon Hill
Jesus was a kike? He was Jewish. God loves us all. Even bah humbugs like you.
Joseph Stewart
that's only because israel tried to deport them back to africa and western cucks objected and said theyll take them instead.
Ethan Sanders
what do you guys do during Hanukah?
Gabriel Russell
Based jews for killing Jesus
Angel James
that's incorrect but we want nothing to do with you also
Landon Ross
light candles and eat doughnuts
Colton Price
eat fried potato pancakes, eat donuts, light candles, eat sfinge (if you're moroccan)
Kayden White
Israeli "Jews" (rabs) are cringe and bluepilled. Shant be posting here
Noah Wood
hope you get slaughtered at your local """synagogue""" kike
Jonathan Cook
>I*raeli flag replies to me
Omg cringe
Cooper Hill
>imagine being an amerishart kike
would hang myself to be desu
Adrian Rivera
BOOO
haha sorry just joshin ya'll
Brayden Mitchell
i like you desert kikes, you're the little guy that succeeded despite the odds (through sheer autism).
in a weird way you give me hope for my own life :3
Zachary Rivera
KEK
Jose Hall
we're all gonna make it brah
Nolan Gomez
gib waifu, preferably rich and autistic like me
Lincoln Russell
>an Italian
>a brazilian
>and a fucking leaf
But hey, this means one less Nazi Germany comparison for Israel., because they were actually mostly German.