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JESUS
WALKS

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Stepping out

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Could you imagine growing up in post war London. If only.

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Accidentally pissed in my pepsi bottle that still had some pepsi in it instead of my piss bottle. Ruined my night desu.

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Just go to the toilet mate

think I’m going to die of loneliness

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THE heavyweight champion of the world

Apocalypse Now >>> Deer Hunter >>> Platoon >>> FMJ >>> Anything else Vietnam related
FMJ kinda sucks ngl

wtf, possibly the worst post I've ever seen on 4channel.

>heading out with "this one" for our anniversary, don't know how she puts up with me haha

Fury won that fight blatantly
One of the worst decisions i've seen

It's all the way downstairs, the house is cold and that wouldn't really solve my problem that my pepsi has piss in it and Captain Morgan's spiced gold tastes like piss straight already.

not as bad as KSI v Logan Paul. Logan deffo won that

Walking punch bag

Have literally never seen you make a good post, maybe try /cum/ before you take on the big leagues

true, hope he beats joshua's ass next

anyone else cried after sex before? It was so weird, it was like I turned into a different person but once i got over it I was like "what the fuck happened"

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Roastie slag at the wine shop put her bottle away like it was her child

*wanks over cousins arse*

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fuck off, randy

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No but do you know why you did?
Was it your first time having sex with that woman?

prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again randy?

So he wins fights by being big and fat and hard to punch, what a breath of fresh air

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don't want to hear about your fag sex

Drinking vodka + water

Really not enjoying it but I suppose that's a good thing

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The Socialist Collective of East Yorkshire & The Humber

Opening of FMJ > all war movies. The actual war bit is pretty mediocre.

Don't know why but I really can't be fucked watching films anymore.

I just got a Netflix trial and I'm looking at all the films and there's some proper good ones I haven't seen before but I just can't bring myself to watch them. Will watch a TV show though, don't know what it is

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Put a lime in there

Where do you think you are?

Ain't got none

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Sometimes when I'm cumming while wanking I imagine looking in to a girls eyes and telling her I love her.
Always feel extra sad after those particular wanks, somehow dirtier than any other.

bender

Probably all the emotions. It was my first time ever and only the day before was the first time I had had any type of intamacy with a girl.

Feel like I made a massive and sudden change. Like losing my virginity made me a completely different person.

Even weirder is that I couldn't get hard so I barely had sex and was no where near cummming.

Why? Either drink it straight or get a proper mixer you fucking retard.

eu4

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shit game get some hoi4 in you

hoi4s the worst one :/

name my weeaboo team

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So you attempted to have sex, couldn't get hard and then cried? Why are you telling us this like you had some sort of revelation.

What did she think?

I'd rather just drink it like this. When I mix alcohol I drink too fast and get really hammered anyway

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Never seen anyone as tall and as big as Fury move so fast
It's weird to even watch it just doesn't look like it's supposed to be happening lol

I heard Americans don't have real sausages, real bacon, or real cheese. I heard they are all monstrous atrocities and that if you want anything resembling the real thing you have to travel HUNDREDS of miles to what the yanks call a "micro something-or-other" where basically a few people are trying to make them like they are in real countries. At a price of billions of dollars, no doubt.

Abhorrent country.

yea, you figured it out

Lack of attention span
It's not interactive enough

>So you attempted to have sex, couldn't get hard and then cried?
Yes

>Why are you telling us this like you had some sort of revelation.
Because it was a revelation. It was like I changed that night.

>What did she think?
I started saying stuff like I wasn't sure I wanted to be with her (despite the fact that I really did want to be with her) and she started crying too

Movies will end up like books are now in a few decades
Screenshot this

Don't even have real Coca Cola the yanks. Have to buy it from Mexico they do

Gonna buy a bunch of LSD, Pills and Weed off the darkweb for Christmas lads. A family to spend it with would be nice too I guess, but this works too.

Used to drink Whisky and water quite a bit
First few sips are awful as always for me with whisky
Then its nice

>Streaky Bacon
>Plastic cheese
>Hot dog """""sauages""""""

You are mixing alcohol....
Just mix the same amount of coke.

Then it tastes good though

only had a sip of whiskey and i retched. don't think it's for me.

>lol le full metal jacket lmao xD
its shit

TV is better than movies these days.
Blockbusters have killed movies.

I am gay

I heard this too.
I heard they put Corn Syrup in it.
They can't even get their own creations right.

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fuck off juncker

Why can't we have a Salvini or Vox or something. Sick of this wet fish managerial lieing neurotic women politicians. Sick even more of the bollockless men who haven't given her the boot yet.

about to break 34 days of the nofap

Fair point. But if it tastes peng I'll drink it too quick innit

Troof. It's well peng atm

Its nice after a couple swigs you poofta
also you start to develop a taste for it

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>you dropped acid?
>farrrrrrrrrrrrrr out

no you travel 10 minutes and buy it for a dollar or two more than the cheapest shit

fack tha unglush.

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Don't use sugar because of the tax on it, high fructose corn syrup is cheaper. Mate of mine said it's really syrupy and thick. Sounds disgusting.

Alri lad
How's the virginity going

Weirdo. What was the revelation?

In 2009, the Stig appeared at the National Television Awards, where he silently accepted an award and handed host Griff Rhys Jones a letter from the Top Gear hosts, which instructed Jones to give the Stig the award in his left hand, as his right one is magnetic, and cautioning organisers that he wasn't to be seated near the cast of Coronation Street, as "he's decided all northerners are edible".

then you better pick it up haha

Anyone seen these? Might do a watch

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No one cares if you like cock, just do it quietly and don't be a faggot about it. The problem with faggots isn't that they like cock, it's that they make liking cock their whole fucking personality. There is literally no reason to be able to tell someone's sexuality just by looking at them or their stupid put on faggoty voice yet you can with most of them.

Oi lads
I fucking LOVE being English
Anyone else?

will stick with vodka

>It's not interactive enough
Pretty much this. Honestly think brit has fried my brain

seems like a "you" problem

Pengest munch

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brit is a bunch of depresseddruggies and alcoholics
allow me to end your miserable lives

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