Show me your diplomatic skills Jow Forums

show me your diplomatic skills Jow Forums

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I DRINK IT UP

Build nukes and threaten them with war if they try anything

let country b have it and go electric and green

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Borders aren't real

I drink your milkshake

iran irak war v2 is what id like to do

or altenatively make country B pay big money for exploiting A oil

Neither are laws

pump it all out, map the oil with sonar, share the profits between the two
once the well is dry, look at how much gallons were pumped, look at the portion of oil that was on country B, say it's 3% of all the oil that was pumped, they have to reimburse country A for the 97% they did not own (I don't know if 97% is right, I'm bad at logical things)

fuck off Saddam

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Invade country B and be promptly kicked out by an international coalition led by the US

whoever can btfo the other in combat

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empty mainland states become ethno states for each race to optionally live in segregated communities

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you wouldn't be able to pump oil at an angle like that

we do it all of the time

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>send submersible drone down own borehole into oil reservoir, in order to destroy or clog the other country's borehole from the other side, also leaving no clear evidence of these actions
>rinse and repeat until reservoir is empty and the enemy still hasn't managed to extract anything

>Until the 1970s, most oil wells were vertical, although lithological and mechanical imperfections cause most wells to deviate at least slightly from true vertical. However, modern directional drilling technologies allow for strongly deviated wells which can, given sufficient depth and with the proper tools, actually become horizontal. This is of great value as the reservoir rocks which contain hydrocarbons are usually horizontal or nearly horizontal; a horizontal wellbore placed in a production zone has more surface area in the production zone than a vertical well, resulting in a higher production rate. The use of deviated and horizontal drilling has also made it possible to reach reservoirs several kilometers or miles away from the drilling location (extended reach drilling), allowing for the production of hydrocarbons located below locations that are either difficult to place a drilling rig on, environmentally sensitive, or populated.

>bad at logical things
I'm afraid so, my friend.

>let them extract their cubic meters of oil, then find a way to force them to stop pumping permanently

Wall wins again

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make a deal with country b, allowing them to extract whatever they want, but with price of paying 20% of profits to my swiss account

be America invades both, installed a puppet dictator. The people rebel after five years overthrowing him and replacing it with a theocracy whose #1 rule is Death to America. Get none of the oil, spent fifty trillion burger bucks. Call anyone who doesn't support my initiate unpatriotic and a communist.

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>reservoir rocks which contain hydrocarbons are usually horizontal or nearly horizontal;
>resulting in a higher production rate
so the sneaky bastards to the right in the OP pic actually pumping more oil ?? damn, should invade them

Free trade deal with neighbours. Problem solved. Doesn't matter which side gets it, everyone is buying it for the same price.

underrated

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

except he confused "A" and "B". Iraq is "A".

YEAH NUKE EM!!!

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I saw this exact thread on /his/
what I win?

Just build enough to nuke every country on earth 20 times over. Works for us :^)

>mutt meme
fucking boring and overused (like ur mom xD)

nothing of course!

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>Digging up Fossil Fuels in the 21st century.

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drill a water injection well with a target near the the producing interval of country B's well, then run a sim to see how much water injection is needed to lower their oil cut to uneconomical levels
once they have to shut in, keep injecting water and use it for reservoir pressure maintenance

t. petroleum engineer

Kuwait stole Iraq's oil then got raped by Iraq only for Saudi to jump in at the chance to kill off a powerful rival. The US, being the lapdog of BOTH Israel and Saudi, obliged. Truly Christians are cucktians to be led by the nose by Semites.

Hello paco

>woops! This illegal armed group totally not affiliated to the state keeps blowing up tower B!
>t. Country A

one race.. the human race

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Support it's local militia to rise up, then after a peace treaty annex the territory.

Or do a voting in this part for joining your country.

Country A should desert the derrick, and light the oil reserve, blaming country B's poor drilling practices, opening internal and external inquiries, and jamming the door open for "further tragedies"