>When the missionaries arrived, we Africans had the land and the missionaries had the Bible. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened our eyes, they had the land and we had the Bible.
Remember that God's punishment of Europe is only beginning. I just pray that only the former colonial powers are destroyed instead of all of Europe.
>god
This is why we'll keep getting away with it
>For what doth it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his own soul?
Unironically it's better to have known the Gospel than to possess any material thing, they made a good trade.
sneed
This is what the jews want you to think
Imagine being from one of the grey countries on this map...
shut up lisa we all know you're not even a christian
Hmm? Anyone watching the Simpsons past the age of twelve should be shot.
Ohh Bulgarian is getting angry.
based
what a beautiful world
>He doesn't know that groundskeeper Willie is actually from Nord Pecuronia, Sardinia.
>France is Ralph
Deeply offended
How is Ned Flanders Germany instead of Üter? Moe is Greece although he's described as Dutch and Armenian? Milhouse is Poland despite his Dutch last name?
I genuinely don't think Ralph matches France. The French don't have the stereotype of being stupid. Smiters (gay) or Moe (rude) would fit better. Belgium should be Ralph
Did you know Hungary has tigers?
>Flanders is not Flanders
What a joke map.
So America is Homer right
Should be Lisa
Fucking pretentious faggots
I my experience they still have the land and would be very thankful for us to take it.
Xbox, turn off.
Delet this.
True
What is the priests name?
He should be Russia - strict, but just. Also proud and inteligent.
good one
Its a real shame they didn't make Turkey and Greece the two twin sisters, and Apu in Romania.
>Flanders is not Flanders
How mentally deficient do you have to be to not do that