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A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there. It aint the heart of a creature that is bound in the way that God has set for it.

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Guy guy guy I need your help with something.

So I was at this party with my sister when this qt 9/10 came over and started talking to me and she said "oh you are a big boy, how about you come to a shin dig with me this weekend"

so then my bro came and said "damn that is going to have been cool you go should?"

problem is I haven't been lemon juiced for ages and my cat has cancer so I don't know whether I should go to the place

I still really like the dog though, thoughts?

>pop
>can't stop

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disgusting fucking nigger. delete this image

*ahem*

Gentlemen, I propose a toast

to the virgin freaks!

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FUCK ME you're dumb

VERY sad lads

howling

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ah, yes

so here we are

the "lads"

all the lads

all right here

ah

yes

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Wish this girl babysat for me and took my virginity when I was like 13 haha.

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house
(Parklife)

Thread theme (or /brit/ theme)
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>think about leaving the house
>/brit/'s theme

also this is an oasis/pulp general

love silicone me

>americans invented christmas decorations

imagine being this dumb

Exactly, think but don't do, stay home having the cuppa instead

any twyla79 man in

>silicone

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how do people learn instruments without annoying the neighbours?

yeah literally

>silicone

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I don't think that was his point, he was trying to say that the only reason NZ (where it's summer) has wintery themed decorations is because of America, which is wrong
he's just arguing for the sake of arguing so who cares

how about go outside? oh wait, you can't because everyone knows you in your neighborhood as that autistic kid who larped as a jihadist

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I'm a white Sicilian man

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im actually right though

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I'm not ugly, just bad at chatting up women and not particularly sociable

hope you get a lump of coal and a black eye

dude
this is 4channel not Jow Forums
show some fucking respect

yummy sacks of silicone

you arrive in the realm of torment

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I don't get it. all sororities have dumb chants like this

has anyone used the uber service?
what's it like getting into a strangers car? do they expect you to talk to them?

how's it different than a taxi?

It's fine, you can often exchange pleasantries at the start and not have to talk

I do typically cause I'm fairly sociable but you can get away with not talking easily

all the time
usually no, but theyre just people so if they start talking to you and you're terse, they'll usually leave you alone

busy tonight mate?

Is this a fucking joke?

better than a taxi

mark acting like a 60 year old retard

What if I get into an Uber and start farting?
Will they kick me out?

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I've almost thrown up in one and I've still got a 5.0 rating

last time I used i did the guy gave me a fruit pastel

there's always some chink who thinks she's white in a sorority

That's because you didn't actually throw up you blathering nincompoop

lmao

you're getting into a randos car with a taxi as well.

I drive for uber and ive hooked up with a girl ebcause of it

she was chubby though

oh yeh, this one time I went to Ikea and I bought some really big things so I called an XL Uber and they sent me a fucking mini bus. I felt like a millionaire madman in my own private bus.

Love Brit threads. It’s like you guys are 100% stream of consciousness.

alri mark haha
bet they dont have uber in the caliphate haha x

whatd you biyu

And there's always a white guy who will marry her

Bet you wish they sent a school bus you perfidious fiddler

fuck off faggot

Havin a read (of this post)

(me)

yeah I was about to and I asked him to pull over so I could go in the gutter
thought that it might give me a lower rating but apparently you have to fully abuse the driver for that

that's a lot of yank posts

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like some 7ft high shelves, a shoe rack and a new tv stand.
was about the same size.

any plans to move back to england?

not really

HOLY

PENG

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who else /drinks/ tonight

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enjoying bruce's circumlocutory crafting

and this is kappa
*whips out knob"

sad life mate

cant imagine just abandoning my home country and my friends and family

>PENG
kill yourself niggeryank

need a fat slag gf who smokes B&H and stinks of special brew

Passport's coming in the mail lads

ey rent boy, nee skag

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think i might have fucked up at work and cant stop stressing about it

not to mention taking a job as tech support at a ladyboy bar

Where are you going?

Hmm

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why do we let toil dictate our lives so much?

went to the new zealish embassy in dc and they were just handing out passports, no fee no nothing, just passing them around from a big glass bowl

Old New Zealand

for me, it's curly fries

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Sorry to hear lad, what happened?
When you spend so much time doing something it becomes an important facet of your identity whether you like it or not.

I understand that. You've got more family than I have and even the best of mates aren't something to plan your life around.

denmark?

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holland actually

do one mark

Weird how New Zealand was named after Zeeland rather than Zealand.