/brit/

does anyone seriously do this irl?

cant stand this gimp

do you reckon we'll get over this irony phase as a society and look back at how daft it is?

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This guy actually makes good music

He reminds me of Lou Reed

exhibit A

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not as long as there are neets larping as jihadists

TWO NUGGETS basically and 4 STRIPS

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he ain't even funny
yeah kinda
lou reeds burnt af though

how to make money selling shit off amazon

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track jackets and work pants is a good look

yeah but that doesn't seem ironic

Wait till you find about the swimwear.

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w2c 4's sneaks?

Is there any better feeling than taking off a girls underwear

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Second time I had sex I did, the arse was right there so I thought why not and took a quick whiff

You're probably right, it seems like it should be though.

I did it once too when I was doing it doggystyle with the gf

would you do it again? more specifically, if you had an arse in front of you at a gloryhole?

youtube.com/watch?v=tZr0uEiudp4

I want to creampie her and leave a thick wad of cum seeping from her lady hole.

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putting dick in

best part about the aladdin gimmick is the first few times you see it you find it mildly amusing, and then it gets reposted so frequently you try to ignore it but after seeing it about a hundred times you grow to despise it. and then at some point after you’ve seen it thousands upon thousands of times, you start to genuinely think about it and you end up on the floor howling with laughter.

only reason I browse /brit/ is for that gimmick. comedy gold, every time. only gets better with each repost.

I'd do it in a second to Emma Watson.

bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2018-12-03/brexit-britain-could-face-its-own-gilets-jaunes

yes man gonnae come down tae london cause as much damage as humanly fucking possible

I don't see how it would bother you, it's just once a thread if that. Things like that and the emma watson yank just become part of the furniture for me after a while.

same goes for the emma watson poster.

they’re acquired tastes, to be sure.

Chinese counterfeit

No it's just like betos candles or a large post or any shizo post, I simply scroll past it not giving it much thought

nah
it's unfunny every time

the Aladdin gimmick is good because it really does make you think
There are many things it could make you think about

Does he have a penis as well as being shaped as a penis?
Why does he look like a penis to begin with?
Are they leg hairs or ball hairs?
Does he have bone in his legs?
Did Disney do this on purpose?

just a few of the thoughts I've had

*is wanking to cousins arse*

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

mr gorbachev explain this gimmick

fuck off liam

If she's gonna fart then yeah I might aswell get close but otherwise probably not. Webm honestly cracks me up tho

are you in brit all day??

do you ever go to bed

*You wake up in Cupar*

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the little sign language cunt on bbc news is a right greasy little fuck. hairy too. disgusting scruffy toad, shouldn’t be allowed to go on telly looking like that.

>The 7 year old making $22 million on Youtube

Thanks BBC really needed that spike in my blood pressure.

love my cousin mate simple as

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Last proper riot we had was in 1942
It sort of sucks living in a genuinely stable society

what is this barefaced lie you little savage twerp you had a race riot a decade ago

Imagine not being fully plugged into the schizo experience
grim grim grim
Its all me homeboy, like it or not

look at that wet ground. You don't get that puddled reflective, low light grim aesthetic anywhere other than Britain and Ireland.

How boring

Our riots (what, 2011?) were a right laugh you’re missing out

It's too hot in Australia, people can't work up the energy. Which is a shame because you could really do with some riots just now.

greenland?

>I'm never gonna know you now..
>But I'm gonna love you anyhow...

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Our last riot was 2018.

cuckio meme?

Watching end of evangelion

GRRR BREXIT BAD

bore off, not interested. we voted leave, pull your finger out your arse and sort it out you fucking benders. you serve me, you do what I say. I pay your wages. don’t like it? don’t go into politics. simple as.

cousins arse?

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no mark

*blocks your path*

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love how nordic villages have these cute painted houses

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Favourite classical composer?

jerseylad is a nordicist

stark contrast to are mark

Chopin

but love islamic architecture more?

its gonna be a bach for me dawg

cross post from /classical/:
*Ahem*
I'm going to let it out of my chest (revised version)
>FUCK Atonal Music
>FUCK Minimalism
>FUCK Opera and the WagnerAutist
>FUCK Chopin
>FUCK Poly
>FUCK The Kronos Quartet
>FUCK Glenn Gould
>FUCK Leonard (((Bernstein)))
>FUCK Yuja Wang in The ASS
BACH=GOD
Mozart=Underrated

Not a classical composer

GRASS ROOFS
cute cute CUTE

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Brave New World by Aldous Huxley detailed a society made comfortable through drugs and complex conditioning but ruled by an oligarchic class.

>cute cute CUTE
mark the nonce

Thoughts on someone learning Japanese? Do you assume they're a weeb?

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Brave New world is by Orwell

Choon: youtube.com/watch?v=1P17ct4e5OE

what causes someone to want to fuck their own sister?

The literal point is that it's a relative utopia where life has been moulded to match the utopian ideas of Huxley's contemporary eugenicists, political theorists, etc, but the human spirit revolts against it

assume theyre a poof, call them a poof and get on with your day

>Brave New world is by Orwell
??????????????

it is

is it normal for my hair to seem thinner when im growing it out? not strand wise necessarily but I mean my hair just seems flatter on my head than when I used to do short hair

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>Brave New world is by Orwell
>It is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brave_New_World

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dunno, weird cunts - can see the appeals in cousins and their arses though

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Hypersexuality
Opportunity
Having a hot fucking sister

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four

Fucking retards have read neither no doubt

What about someone learning russian?

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dumbfuck

>Dumb fuck
>Brave New world is by Orwell

why don't britain take the faroe islands? practically scottish soil

because it is, retard

I will pay you £23.04 to suck the poo from my bumhole

assume they're a brute and ignore them at all costs

For me, it's Fahrenheit 451