The size of the Netherlands is 1.6% of the size of my state

for most of my life I thought netherlands was just an umbrella term for the nordic countries and it wasnt until I was already a man that I found out it was a country

my fathers been there. done that.
he was on his way back to the netherlands from france for work and actually entered germany instead

>Be Liechtensteiner
>Step out of the house
>Accidentally enter Switzerland

We once drove into Switzerland on accident during a holiday in France on some mountain road. The Swiss don’t seem to care about borders at all

>The Swiss don’t seem to care about borders at all
and you guys do?

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their gdp is comparable to my county's :D

Does he commute to France every day?

I know a guy whose living room is in another state

>having land borders with countries you don't completely economically, culturally, and militarily dominate
don't tell me that this is common across the channel

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>mfw the Netherlands will form a lake bigger than my country once the sea levels rise

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>Be Australian
>Step outside
>Beaten to death by poisonous spider kangaroos
>Then robbed by Abos

We don’t pretend we do online unlike the Swiss who like to larp as right wingers

but it's desert.

Nice coping mechanism. The only borders that are aesthetic for island nations are zero land borders.

More like the Nothinglands lmao

>goes to the effort to draw borders lines up to the m
>doesn't care about its borders.
Now which one is it?

The dutch ain't much

>having land borders

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hot

No, that was 10 years ago for a single time, He works for a moving company and sometimes rich dutch people wanna move to france becuase its "sunny and sheit"

yikes
literally downgrading your life to straight poverty
might aswell move to africa

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Oh god LMAO, tell me how your people live in the outback, or, you know, 90% of your desert shithole.
New Zealand not included, it's habitable, but smaller than a nigger's dick.
You people have no idea what it is to live on massive, habitable land.

Ok and my dick is 21 cm and fat

Belgium isn't even a country tho lmao

Tell me how you live with only 56% whites. That shit is incomprehensible to me.

Live in a white neighborhood. Most people segregate themselves.

>56% whites
More than you. Also, they literally contain themselves.
t. went to a 98% white school from elementary to high school.

>More than you
lolno

Varies widely by state and people self segregate.

>be German
>have bad sense of humour

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>says the abbo
k

When this is what passes for white in America I have a hard time believing you

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The only way to fix this problem is give Northern Ireland to Ireland, or have Southern Ireland as a country within the United Kingdom like Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland.

I knew a guy who grew up in northern BC who had one parent that was an English immigrant and the other a bumpkin with a slight drawl. His accent was all kinds of fucked.

How the fuck is that possible

They produce more than anyone except USA. Basically because they're obsessed

Have you ever been in the northern South?
It's literally all British and Irish white niggers. They're pure and also purely retarded.
My ancestry is fucking Slavshit and I live among the spawn of Ireland and Britain. It's 100% white and it's shit.

>heavily greek
the worst kind

The sea level could rise a hundred meter and the dutch wouldnt just survive it they would continue to steal land from the sea.

Hightech farming. The quality is also the best in europe.

Their beers are also 1.6% the size of normal human beer

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American beer also contains 1,6 percent of the alcohol of a normal human beer.

:D

Sure, if you mean pisswater swill like budweiser or blue ribbon

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I live in New England and I can 100% not lie when I say that I haven't seen a black person or arab or mexican in a month. Some Chinese though... and Quebecois...

What race are the Dutch?

Size is irrelevant. The Benelux is extremely densely populated compared to other European countries. There's more people living in Belgium than in Sweden even though the latter is more than 10x as big.

>Size is irrelevant
>Asian

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I wish I didn't know this feel.

no u

I imagine Dutch people make more than French people. So if you make all your money in the Netherlands, and then retire in France where the cost of living in cheaper, you'd probably be able to live a better lifestyle than you would have otherwise

Shut up shut up shut up our navy was the most powerful in the world once

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Georgia (country) is smaller than Georgia (US state)

Dutchies btfo