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just stop wanking you sad case

That's a big fat FOY from me

Spent the day in bed
Very happy I did, yes
I spent the day in bed
As the workers stay enslaved
I spent the day in bed

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i am a mutt

you're a mental shut down because your brain declared you unfit to continue until you sort yourself out
those benzos are unlatching the safety locks and you are a danger to society with them
same story with SSRIs -- very bad news

get the feeling this is a moz song

The employment agency still hasn't contacted me lads. Good to see they have my best interest.

>go home
>do nothing

The Toil Story

i broke up with my first love today
how long does this pain last?

Forever

Alri Styx

>need a good night's sleep to get back into the groove
>can't get a good night's sleep
>zombie at toil, zombie at home
Toil Story 2

when are you starting uni, Lachy x

Booze doesn't really do it for me any more since I started doing drugs. Bit concerned honestly.

>FOY
I don't speak bong

FOY

Emma Watson please take a dump in my mouth.

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Feel like I may go ahead with the *cide soon.

The cat is snoring and it's annoying me. I might cum on it.

NEETs and toildrones will never know the suffering of study-toil for the dreaded examtoil.

pulled a sicky but now im sat at home bored and wondering what to do, honestly looking forward to going to work tomorrow lads toilberg has conditioned me into the perfect toildroid

Imagine being so much of a failure you can't even manage a decent life in Australia.

next stop 2019

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I'm genuinely surprised you have wifi to be honest
For the last time pajeet fuck off
Nigger
What

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my one wish is to live as nature intended:

sitting down with a hunched back 9 hours a day in a climate controlled cave, being told what to do by women while looking at a backlit moving wall

I don't wank I have a gf

find a new one asap.
until you do, that's how long
youtube.com/watch?v=LIPc1cfS-oQ

He doesn't have to imagine mate, he's doing it.

might catch up with all the lectures I've missed this term over the Christmas break

FOY

fuck off you literal unironic Paki

What are your thoughts on group projects?

you cant say that

who here /Leeds/

The psychiatrist today asked me if I had a gf lads. Hurt my feelings 2bh.

good luck with that.

I like them

On this day in 1969, the Chicago Police department, operating as a death squad, executed the Black Panther Fred Hampton w/ two shots to the head at point-blank range. The operation was a cold-blooded political assassination carried out with assistance from the FBI.

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at least they thought you were capable

one time a doctor literally prescribed that I get a gf

Accidentally bought Amazon prime, the sneaky bastids

did you show her these trips though?

good doctor tbḧ, should've listened to her maybe you'd turn out to be normal.

do less work in toil than i did in uni. if i could work from home toil wouldn't be so bad

fucking moron

BASED

accidentally donated 200 pounds to a streamer (unironically) meant to donate 20 but i fucked up

Unironically have a weak chin like that girl but I am a boy

Not a good start to the day

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Doctor said I should consider looking into gf alternatives

State of both of you twats.

GOY
Nigger? Of course I can bruv and I don't need a loicense to say it

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What streamer lad?

You have to be actually thick to do that so congrats for owning up to it at least.

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working from home benefits

>no commute
>save money on commute/lunch etc
>don't have to speak to anyone
>ability to do things at off-peak hours

Working from home disadvantages:

>lonely
>feel like you have no life, nobody to talk to
>can hinder your career

I work from home and it's 50/50 really, some days i'm just lonely as fuck and miss the office, other days i'm so glad I don't have to go, basically doomed to be miserable either way

that was cruel lad

you're obviously not the high IQ Canadian that is funny and cool

brian limond

Hid behind the veil of a computer screen, the eternal YANKoid screams NIGGER to help cope with his insecurities, knowing full well that if he uttered it in person a strong black man would put him to the floor in two seconds flat.

are you genuinely lost
FONC
FOY

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eating a 4 cheese bloomer with a bit of sweet chili sauce

What are your hobbies and interests lads?

IQ is so high I've left the need for women behind. I've transcended, unlike you.

Can somebody pls tell me what happened to Alicantelad?

Took me a while

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When I get mad I yell Nigger and Beaner me.

hobbies? gaming
interests? rising up

Is this an abo?

Only noticed when checking my statement, wondered what £79(!) to Amazon was before it hit me.

hmm will ponder this

Been housebound for the past 3 years

Have the ol computer user posture lads
Dont want to look like a runt forever how do I fix it

Well uh I follow the news, go to gym, play tennis sometimes...…………………………………………………………………………..go to the beach...…………………………………………………….um...……………….. I like music...……………………..and old movies...…………………………………………...and um...…………. I like history sort of...…………………………..um...……………...and...…………..*gets interrupted*

What is "meaning"?

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:(

how do i find another when all i ever wanted was her?
will this at least get easier?

i've had better

Ain't she a beaut

not fond of the truth

I like watching Twich IRL streamers.

worded value

Lego

where are the irish posters?

"value"?

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>checks the red flags excel file
>history | massive red flag | do not hire
Ah yes, well it's been a fine interview, I think you have a lot of qualities that we're looking for, we'll let you know if we plan to hire you, goodbye.

stand your back against a wall perfectly straight then do snow angels with your arms. do that every day

positive attraction toward the utilitarian

we don't do snow angels down here

why should value be wholly utilitarian?

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Meaning is when someone rakes a yard full of leaves until you can see the grass again