/brit/

*Surreptitiously phones up John McTernan*

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or CRAPpleton tower as i like to call it

do you work with a trade union

New word: Piffled

niggling niggard

it was a good poo!

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might buy a do-er upper 1 bed flat at auction

looks completely fucked though, reckon 40k would do it?

Going to play some fifa

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Is "I fuck you not" (meaning that I am not kidding/lying) a genuine English phrase?
I use it a lot. I don't remember when I learned it. It just sounds natural to me.

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Can count on my hand the number of days in my life where I've been completely anxiety-free.

Incredible feeling, insane that normies feel like this every fucking day. It must be like life on easy mode.

Gonna play some FIFA 10

mental how poo can be so different from one day to the day after. yesterday, I did a poo, actually two poos of the same shape, and absolutely nothing to wipe. Today was one big poo, and had to spend at least 5 minutes to wipe everything off. and well, im sure there's still bit of poos left here and there but cant be arsed
mental when you think about it

Its all in your diet

no, closest would be ''i kid you not'' but i assume you know that

wet the toilet paper in the sink and then dab the wet paper on your b-hole
and be sure to wipe both directions

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how can a neet have such a nice dinner suit is it rented or stolen or what

Have this anxiety thing where my mind just fixates on one or two looming terrors at any given time
Invents them if they don’t exist too

Why is /brit/ so slow these days? When I would browse /brit/ during midday whilst I was at uni there would be a constant stream of posts. Now hardly anyone posts.

Yes. I know that one.
Honestly, I don't remember when I heard the one in question.

everyone says i'm smart as hell but i feel dumb lads
my classmates understand things easier than i do

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we're all in the other thread

When I have anxiety I just ignore the problem completely. Almost failed uni because of this lmao.

At work now lad. :(

Core /brit/ posters are probably the same age as you and are working now or moved on

Me? Celtic.

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Invested his NEET bucks in crypto

There are only so many people in the world who want to say (or read) "poo poo pee pee willy bum bum" 12 hours a day.

Jow Forums in general seems slow to me these days

i've become a toiler so i don't post during the day usually
got the day off today though haha

want to sit and listen to music whilst posting on /brit/ all day but i have to go to class

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conducting some business

Why do incels think no else ever feels anxiety

it picks up in a couple hours but it's not what it was
peak used to last for a few hours, now it's an hour or two before falling back

>UK could pull the plug on brexit without any EU approval

BASED

You know what to do Theresa. Sure, you'll have to step down after, but you'll have saved this country from a grim future

Normies feel anxiety, but maybe during 5% of their life. I have constant crippling anxiety that prevents me from doing many things.

I think a lot of people went other places during g*mergate desu.

Skip class and post in brit instead

hello

we gamers quite literally own /brit/ now

Alot of Discords have popped up recently too

>constant crippling anxiety

someone webb this cunt

everyone has that, you're just weak enough to let it affect you

howdy pardner

hello hello
i'm at a place called vertigo

god I love Morrisons meal deals

Adults man up and get over it.

'ate kafflics

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I have a job now too (just checking /brit/ on my toilbreak). I'm just confused as to why there hasn't been a new generation of uni students to replace the old generation and keep /brit/ active during business hours.

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I’m a student

Morrisons is utterly grim

Also, they have the most awful supply chain I've ever encountered, shelves are half empty

based
that absolute cambrian unit freed britain from papist tyranny

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>Sure, you'll have to step down after
that was her point from the start
May was the tampon during Britain's period (brexit)

cant change the *b*l*o*o*d*y* brightness on this monitor

Want tandoori

hating Morrisons is a sign of not being white

Twitter is where all the younguns go for their discussion these days

Gamergate was the catalyst that brought a bunch of Jow Forumstards to Jow Forums though. Then Trump's election campaign made the cancer irreversible.

*BRRAAAPPPSS In your face*

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this but having dark skin and a funny accent too

So true, standards are a step above Aldi and Lidl

>he isn't shopping at sainsbury's yet

can feel the depression creeping back in again

>Normies feel anxiety, but maybe during 5% of their life
Normies feel anxiety all the time you daft prat

is 5-6 post a minute not enough?

true redpill: there's no such thing as normies

*stares at you*

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Lad, sometimes there would be a new thread in 10 minutes

Got called a fat cretin in Sainsbury's the other day

reckon i’ve got some sort of bipolar disorder. Go from being high on life to being very deflated and melancholic every few months

BLOATMAXX CHAD WELSH IMPERATOR

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not real anxiety

did that yesterday

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They really don't lmao. They feel comfortable and extroverted in most situations.

Accurate description.

Yeah, but there's nothing to talk about, games are all shit, tv and film shit, sports are in a repetitive cycle, politics? Most ppl are blackpilled

Name some situations you feel anxiety in and you can be almost certain normies feel anxiety then as well

Man up you freaks

i am evropean

Unless you're genuinely autistic or retarded 4chins has a very short shelf life these days. It's novel at first because you think people are witty, creative and left field. Then you realise that they're actually just parroting the same stuff that they thought was clever and new when they arrived here.

>contempt proceedings

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or n*****ggerpilled as i like to call it!

sorry I don’t recognise getting nervous of stuff like presentations as anxiety

gamers today are treated worse than a black man in ian smith's rhodesia

*backflips*
*slips backwards as I land*
*lands on a drugged up nigger spine*
CRACK
whoaah haha close one, good thing this nigger was here to break my fall haha

what is the white nationalists approved official british grocery store power ranking?

>normies feel anxiety

Choking on my food lmao