Americans say they're Canadians while travelling

When I do some kind of shit abroad, I say that I am Russian.

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no we want respect

fuck you idiot chink

no you retard, people literally cant tell the difference between americans from different cities retard

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Actually, i hate both of'em canadians and muricanos.

At Sydney airport I bumped into Peter Garrett one time. He apologised and kept on walking.
Alien looking guy.

So you just tell the truth?

americans don't own passports though

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Kill yourself mate.

btfo roasted and toasted

My little fat friend, try to analyze the words "Ukrainian" and "Russian" and you will come to an unexpected conclusion - they are different

Every Euro I have ever met thinks that California and NYC are the coolest places ever and everywhere else in the USA is full of backwater inbreds who vote for Trump.

Argie here. I sometimes do the same thing with Uruguay, but only when I go to places I know they hate us... like the UK

are they wrong

Photoshop aside
This is a girl right?
She has a very masculine face

New England and PNW are pretty staunchly anti-Trump for the most part.

we don't hate argentinians

>new england
triggered

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he was globalist scum and sought to diminish the US, of course they liked him

It was named by one of your own nobility, blame him
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smith_(explorer)

Exactly. Why the fuck would I leave the country

yeah i know. Why not change the name after revolution though
she is a real girl

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What kind of American travels abroad? The USA is almost the size of the entire European continent, nature is a lot more fun than paying a lot of money for Euros to spit in your overpriced food and cut through crowds of Chinamen to look at old buildings.

No, it relates more to when americans are interventionist cunts. the rest of the time no one likes american tourists because they ALWAYS get lost doing something stupid.
Americans are the 5th worst tourists
Americans < Brazillians < Chinese < Brit < Israel

usa has shit nature compared to europe

How the fuck do you get enough Israeli tourists to hold them in disdain?

When I was in St. Petersburg, Russia, there where Chinese fucking everywhere. Any place that was even remotely popular was absolutely flooded with them

hiding your true ethnicity/nationality from others is the biggest cuck move you could ever do

Lol imagine believing this

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brainlet

Do you live in fucking New Jersey or something?

Most of the Americans I've met have been really nice. All the Canadians have been loud, rude, fat, arrogant, pushy, prone to applaud, deformed-looking, rife with the wrong words (it's called a pavement, ffs), overbearing, obnoxious, gun-loving and anti-socialist fucks, and I really can't stand them

cherry picked pictures dont help. for every 1 place like that in the US, Europe has 100. Scandi countries literally have tens of thousands of fjords, every single one of which is prettier than anything in USA.

Europe is 10/10, USA is 6/10. one of our most famous places is the grand fucking canyon which is literally a dusty hole in the ground

Dude you should take a trip out west sometime, it'll be an eye opener

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I have seen the Appalachians and the Sierra. Trust me, they're literally nothing compared to the Alps.

This is true. Montenegro for example has more to see then the entirety of the USA west coast

You're missing one mountain range that has volcanoes in the lower 48

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i don't really like canadians either

if you are well-educated and racist, i'll probably consider you "one of the good ones" though

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>How the fuck do you get enough Israeli tourists to hold them in disdain?
We get too many.

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USA has absolutely shit culture and dull history. Absolutely boring as fuck people, everyone just waits for someone else to take initiative so nothing interesting happens. The nature doesn't offer anything that other countries don't have better.

Stop fucking coping and accept it.

Lol, this volcano is taller than any peak in Europe, and it's not even 1/2 the size of the monsters in Alaska

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does america have anything like this

Alaska
That pic is in America

not even in the top 100 tallest mountains on earth LMFAO

Forgot picture

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No, but this mountain is more prominent than Mt. Everest
That's not nature, we don't have old castles obviously because the US didn't exist during the middle ages

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Umm sweetie

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top 3 worst tourists in my opinion:

1. chinese without a doubt
2. american
3. russian

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It was built in 1840. Medieval stuff usually looks a bit more run-down

What do the Jews do in Chile? It's a pretty big trip, they might as well come here and get praised by Evangelicals.

But aптeчкa, you are Russian.

For what reason? Did some rich family just decide to build it because they could?

USA and Canada aren't even in the top 10 countries for nature
>Argentina
>Georgia
>Russia
>Norway
>Nepal
>Congo
>Kazakhstan
>Papua New Guinea
>Switzerland
>Chile
(no particular order)

Source pls

Reality.

Fuck america and americans. Worst kind of people on this planet

Lol

Walk around the andes while taking psychodelic drugs.

I started to notice more and more anglo-speaking people in the city.
We have mountains, steppes and shit. When i was in CO, i thought mountains just like home but almost whole state long lol.

kazakhstan is shit desert. only thing good about it is bukhara and timur's legacy and samarkand.

>are we really THAT hated around the world?
Yes, you're universally hated. Even Poles and Balts, they jusy love your money, but in fact they despise you.

neither bukhara nor samarkand are in kazakhstan brainlet

It ain't easy being on top

r/woosh

Burn our fucking natural reserves

that's china idiot we're number 2 for the last 3 years

>norway
MENTIONED

I see you've only been to Paris

Hey that was my line!

>Born and raised in Canadia
>Family moved to Bongistan
>Everyone is school hated me because they thought I was American

th-thanks burgerland

Just kill yourself you self hating faggot.

Chile is full of Jews
They probably come to see family

That would explain the huge increase of jews around christmas

Give it a few years.

>not chinese

The Chinamen are by far the worst, and If you haven't run into them, consider yourself lucky.

i have. They are rude and cheap but just that, chinese tourists did't burn millions of acres of virgin forests and claim anti-semitism later. You are just too used to jews to see their tricks

*It looks bigger if i pull the skin back*

Fuck off already, you have a shit country, a shit culture, and nobody fucking likes you.