>Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you
wat do?
>Hi user, welcome to the neighborhood. I baked some cookies for you
wat do?
Those look like muffins, dumb bitch
Accept cookie and probably sit down and have a cup of coffee.
From there on I can greet her whenever I see her.
How the fuck did you get into my house
T-thanks. I do not like sweet things but if it's for you...
Take the cookies and go home
>sink above the counter
is this 2005?
thanks. these will go great with milk.
*grabs a cookie and dunks it into a cup o' milk*
mhhhh yummy!
>thanks, how about we share ingredients and get some baby batter mix bakin
This
Those arent cookies.
are the sink under the counter in portugal?
Eat her cookies
Since I can see she is wearing a crucifix and must therefore be pious, I'll fuck her up her ass so as to preserve her virginity and purity.
Wonderful! I should really return the favor. Want to come over to my house tomorrow? I'm known for making a mean bowl of eggs.
Punch her tits
rape her then walk home normally
Do westerners really greet and invite for dinner their new neighbours?
Not in my experience, and I've lived in six houses.
Americans maybe
Also, is potato salad that popular in Russia?
Push her into the floor
Shit on her tits
Cum on her mouth
Clean it with pee
Shove the muffins up my ass
Stomp her head
Break all the kitchen
Get naked
Run on the street
Lmao
She's so pretty
*AHEM*
N
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t-thank you
I'd take a muffin desu
looks pretty tasty
No thanks, I don’t like curry
I start eating her cookies/muffin out if you know what I mean ;)
gun her down because she entered my property without my knowledge.
I know how to stand my ground
Yes. But we mostly eat it in New Year's eve. We call it Olivié salad btw
aight thanks these are pretty good
Sell the cookies for a profit, use the money to buy a gun, shoot her.
You're not in the US Hans, try pulling that shit in Germany or anywhere in Europe for that matter and all you'll get is a gaping anus in the jailhouse
get out of my house or i'll shot you bitch
Are there olives in it?
???
probably just thank her, she cute
I think he means the dish rack
begone thot, only real geymer girls have a chance with me
You can't be a gamer and a girl.....
I see right through you veronica....
She must be trying to poison me... I'll take them and have them analyzed, can't risk dying
Checking myself
>she has my name on the cake
this is scary lads, I think she wants to kill me