American tourist asks for directions

>american tourist asks for directions
>give him wrong directions

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>german tourist asks for directions
>punch him

>German tourist asks for directions
>not only give him directions but walk him there so I know he found where he was trying to get to

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>american tourist asks for directions
>give him wrong directions
>trespasses
>reports him to the police
>smile as he is caned on live television

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>american tourists asks for directions
>shoot him so he feels like at home

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it's hard to pickpocket such a large object

>american tourist asks for directions
>give him directions to local FSB department

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>Want to drive away
>Stay parked because the guy lined up for the spot has a german plate.

>russian tourist asks for directions
>he ask it in russian
>you tell him you don't understand
>he repear in russian but LOUDLY

>>russian tourist asks for directions
>>he ask it in russian
>>you tell him you don't understand
>>he repear in russian but LOUDLY
>AND YOU UNDERSTAND NOW

how do you verbally say "))))))))"

I don’t know, but I can translate it to german ^^

> ^^

Stay away from my butt

polite and southernpilled.

>german tourist asks for directions in german
>'sorry, we don't know engrish'

>french tourist asks for direction in french
>'sorry, we don't speak engrish'

>american tourist asks for direction in japanese
>'sorry, we don't speak engrish'

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>He was a Republican so you just sent him to his next job interview.

>german tourist asks for directions
>tell him the shortest route possible
>he thinks it's too disorderly because it's not part of a grid and takes a longer route

I do that with americans too because I love them so much that ever second talking to them feels like a huge chance for me.

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I do this as well

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wtf
I ignore every tourist

the only americans that were friendly when asking for directions (in dc and nyc) were blacks

american "friendliness" is an act

>polish tourist

You wouldn't do that to us r-right?

no :3c

Based. I'll be nice to the next German tourist I meet. Except the German boomers with an RV. Fuck them

>English tourist asks for directions
>Direct him back to England

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Czech tourist in Croatia

based and IRA-pilled

To be honest if you speak loud and slowly you are somewhat understandable.
t. Croat