American tourist asks for directions

>american tourist asks for directions
>give him wrong directions

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>german tourist asks for directions
>punch him

>German tourist asks for directions
>not only give him directions but walk him there so I know he found where he was trying to get to

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>american tourist asks for directions
>give him wrong directions
>trespasses
>reports him to the police
>smile as he is caned on live television

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>american tourists asks for directions
>shoot him so he feels like at home

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it's hard to pickpocket such a large object

>american tourist asks for directions
>give him directions to local FSB department

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>Want to drive away
>Stay parked because the guy lined up for the spot has a german plate.

>russian tourist asks for directions
>he ask it in russian
>you tell him you don't understand
>he repear in russian but LOUDLY

>>russian tourist asks for directions
>>he ask it in russian
>>you tell him you don't understand
>>he repear in russian but LOUDLY
>AND YOU UNDERSTAND NOW