>american tourist asks for directions
>give him wrong directions
American tourist asks for directions
>german tourist asks for directions
>punch him
>German tourist asks for directions
>not only give him directions but walk him there so I know he found where he was trying to get to
>american tourist asks for directions
>give him wrong directions
>trespasses
>reports him to the police
>smile as he is caned on live television
>american tourists asks for directions
>shoot him so he feels like at home
it's hard to pickpocket such a large object
>american tourist asks for directions
>give him directions to local FSB department
>Want to drive away
>Stay parked because the guy lined up for the spot has a german plate.
>russian tourist asks for directions
>he ask it in russian
>you tell him you don't understand
>he repear in russian but LOUDLY
>>russian tourist asks for directions
>>he ask it in russian
>>you tell him you don't understand
>>he repear in russian but LOUDLY
>AND YOU UNDERSTAND NOW
how do you verbally say "))))))))"
I don’t know, but I can translate it to german ^^
> ^^
Stay away from my butt
polite and southernpilled.
>german tourist asks for directions in german
>'sorry, we don't know engrish'
>french tourist asks for direction in french
>'sorry, we don't speak engrish'
>american tourist asks for direction in japanese
>'sorry, we don't speak engrish'
>He was a Republican so you just sent him to his next job interview.
>german tourist asks for directions
>tell him the shortest route possible
>he thinks it's too disorderly because it's not part of a grid and takes a longer route
I do that with americans too because I love them so much that ever second talking to them feels like a huge chance for me.
I do this as well
wtf
I ignore every tourist
the only americans that were friendly when asking for directions (in dc and nyc) were blacks
american "friendliness" is an act
>polish tourist
You wouldn't do that to us r-right?
no :3c
Based. I'll be nice to the next German tourist I meet. Except the German boomers with an RV. Fuck them
>English tourist asks for directions
>Direct him back to England
Czech tourist in Croatia
based and IRA-pilled
To be honest if you speak loud and slowly you are somewhat understandable.
t. Croat