>Be me, portuguese guy in norway
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice two nordic women sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Gut morgen"
>They respond with: "Gut morgen"
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say "Portugal"
>They say "Cool"
>They ask me what I'm doing in Norway
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>I say"How about you stop harassing these ladies?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from PORTUGAL, the last bastion of christianity in Europe, the most honorable and glorious country in Europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away
>Suddently the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>they get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
>They say "Thank you João, if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had muslim brown children, unfortunately norwegian men are cucks and inferior to atlantic men..."
>I look at sky and say" Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Overall good vacation
Be me, portuguese guy in norway
>why yes i am portugese
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>they get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
BASED moortugese
fake. if that happened you´d have shouted "POR SANTIAGO O MATA-MOUROS"
Shit, when where turks allowed back on Jow Forums?
based
>be me
>visiting sweden (stockholm)
>everyone is a fucking beta male or a nigger or a (ugly) woman
>annoyed by this
>go get some hamburgers
>"yks juustohampurilainen ja kokis"
>"vad?"
>"nii juustohamppari kokiksella"
>"hamburgare?"
>"hampurilainen!"
>people are scared because i said it too loud
>some niggers/arabs get pissed off and ask me to leave
>"not before i get my fucking cheese burger"
>10 or 12 niggers are now up and threatening me
>they attack me and get some hits in, but I defeat them because they are all like 150cm
>go to their table, eat their food
>there are women in burqas sitting on the table
>grab their tits and asses
>they go "what the hell we dont want swedish men!"
>i say "i am not swedish. I am Finnish!"
>they say "oh! we were about to go all jihad but now we have no choice but to let you take us right here right now!"
>i fuck the girls
pic related
5/5 if true
>they attack me and get some hits in, but I defeat them because they are all like 150cm
keked
Basado e redpillado
Based João
First part: based and redpilled
Last part: cringe and rudepilled
based son of the great khan
Got I wish I were born finnish
Based
Even more based
Stealing my pasta huh?
Btw guys I made this pasta
STOP STEALING NY PASTA YOU FUCKKINNG NIGGA
>they get pregnant and have beautiful blonde blue eyed kids
ruined, should have olive skin
im so glad IM portuguese hahahhahahahahna
It's been awhile since the Fernando Martinez pasta.
>>I say"How about you stop harassing these ladies?"
This is sexist.
Anyway, the rest of the story is too unrealistic, I don't believe it.
>norway
>locals talk to strangers at a bus stop
here is how i know it is bullshit
We respond if we are talked to
All Norwegians respond to Portuguese because of the ancient Cod alliance.
Based
Redpilled
>Be me, French guy in norway
>Start walking on the street
>Suddently notice two nordic women sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Gut morgen"
>They respond with: "Gut morgen"
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say "France"
>They say "Cool"
>They ask me what I'm doing in Norway
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddently 4 muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the nordic ladies
>I say"How about you stop harassing these ladies?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
> Fear I might have islamophobic.
> Proceed to engulf their cocks in my ass
> They still go for the nordic ladies
> If only some guy from a really based country could have been there, instead of me, it could have gone differently...
Now that's what I call a power fantasy.
I've been looking for this pasta for ages, thank you based tuga