/balk/ - Balkan Thread

I was wrong but thats even worse

What's up, user?
>išta vezano za Rumune
>bazirano
Izaberi jedno i samo jedno.

we are to russia what canada is to the US

I know ive travelled all yugoslavia montenegrins and kosovars are literally una faca una raca, south servs are all gypsies like all you cuckdonians are and probably bugars are the same too unless edin narod is just a joke

You're a shiptar

>montenegrins and kosovars are literally una faca una raca

I agree if you remove 20cm off every montenegrin and make his face more inbred

Inti ssaqsi ħafna mistoqsijiet

Im a shqiptar, not a shiptar you filthy shkja

t. vlach

so just have them take their hats off

>Turkey in the Netherlands.

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I wasn't even talking to you, you Gypsy nigger. Fuck off.

кypицa нe птицa
бoлгapия нe зaгpaницa

Last time I went to serbia I remember the first thing I saw on the way back in macedonia is a shiptar standing by a gas station. Really ugly shiptar features and manlet, and I was used to seeing tall serbs, ruined my day. I just thought "this guy is writing about how he's dinaric and superior to serbs online"

Sorry, my mistake, you're actual turksperm. Please forgive me.

ййййййййййййeбaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaть

Based

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Not much, just ate some pasta and heading for a shower.
Κάπως εkπλήσσει το γεγονός ότι το νήμα μου είναι αφιερωμένη στη Μάλτα.

We don't dislike them, but surely, we kinda look down on them just like Italians look down on Albanians or Brits on Poles. That's the gastarbaiter's fate in every country.

Cool, I can teach you some Polish if you want to impress some girls in Gdańsk.

нy нe cкaзaл бы чтo нeнaвижy, y мeня тaкoe love&hate oтнoшeниe к Poccии, нe хoтeл бы быть пoд ee влияниeм нo вce тaки ecть в Poccии чтo тo пpивлeкaтeльнoe

aли caд вишe вoлим Cpбијy

i am homo-erectus

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>Germans leeching off their superior neighbors

Pathetic

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da se 4uka6666666666666699999999999986994385487

you are just a homo
(nothing wrong with that)

Poles have a good taste, they choose only the best, most developed and richest countries with superior urban planning.

Kosovars are just a bit inbred but that doesnt mean anything at all, it just shows that you havent been to both countries and you just want to meme

Ma setgħetx issib xi ħaġa oħra hekk għażilt xi ħaġa bl-addoċċ

The balkans is an amazing place

In a few hours you can get get from serbia to albania and the racial difference will be like night and day

Actually forget a drive, I bet in a village in north kosovo will have tall serbs with an average of 190 and normal faces and shiptar manlets at like 170 cm average with cave faces all living 30 seconds from each other

>More Russians live in Bulgaria than Macedonians

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>In a few hours you can get get from serbia to albania and the racial difference will be like night and day

just like you can move from first world (Serbia) to second world (Bulgaria) or third world (the Albanian part of Kosovo) just by crossing one border.

Did you know that Malta was named after Maltesers? I did not!

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Meanwhile this is what Switzerland really looks like

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Thats where you wrong subpole. The albanian part of kosovo is much more developed than the serbian part. Enverbey will confirm this when he comes on by a post of a /pol german guy visiting the balkans

that's only the french part desu

I'm sorry I know it better.

No I'm not, you Gypsy cuckspawn. Never respond to any of my posts again.
Ecли бы нe Poccия, нeмцы cтepли бы Пoльшy c лицa зeмли. Tы дoлжeн быть блaгoдapным.

Ah, the beauties of Pr*ševo and Valoni petrol...

I remember once I was looking at some candy and the teller starts talking to me very strangely
>YOU NEED SOMETHING
>naw m8 just browsing
>JUST YOU LOOK...

to this day i wonder if albanians are autistic

Is it possible to be a NEET in the Balkans?

Also,
>serbs are tall meme.
T. Servian propaganda of truth. s*rvs are no taller than the average gypsy. They feel so insecure about their heigh they got their university sport students measured LMAO. And they still turned out to be manlets, 178 or something. Go to albania and kosovo mountains. Average will be 188 cm

Driving from Shkup to kosova is like from an apocalyptic world to a normal one
From kosova to servia is like from paradise to a nuclear world

>listing my old flat for rent
>Interviews with all kinds of people
>A Serbian appears
>Speak some weird Mish mash of serbo-bulgarian
>Funny and likeable
I wanted to give it to him even with discount but serbbro never asked and didn't call again

would be a good meme if we didn't know what you look like
a look into the fyromian students catalogue and an individual that doesn't look inbred is rarer than 1 in 10,000

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Switzerland is mediocre as fuck, Warsaw has better architecture than every Swiss city

Why is Zurich such a seedy capital?

youtube.com/watch?v=RrKaFvD04MA

>Shit rail infrastructure
>Graffiti everywhere
>Mediocre disgusting "skyscrapers" and commie block buildings
>Houses look like 20k houses in rural serbia
>Brainlets like you paying 5k a month for rent

I'd unironically live in Shitfia over this shithole called Zurich

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Only if you have very rich parents who are willing to put up with a lazy parasite. Freelancing is your best option.

history repeats itself

soon...

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This. We got like 100 pictures of fyromian students and you could count the normal ones with 1 hand. All albanians were pretty normal and chad looking

>history repeats itself
Agreed.

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>he's posting it again
Soon.

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yes

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Opposite of this and it's true

>Drive in Kosovo
>The road quality goes down to Afghanistan level
>Abandoned zerg houses, bulletholes, old merecedes rotting on the streets
>Albozergs zerging on the streets looking for food
I always recommend people drive from Serbia over the border to Montenegro than have to pass the narco shithole Kosovo

People who clap for 10 bucks, sandwich and a coffee are close enough

Notice how none of these maps has FYROM in it.

That's because it's a non country that belongs to the greek, the bulgars and the albanians

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Only good post ITT

that's an illusion
russians are proud of their ancestry
meanwhile macedonians integrate almost instantly and identify as bulgarians :))

We need a business idea to connect the BG boomer apartment leasers straight to renters without (((agencies))) that ask for deposits and (((commissions))).

Just a site like olx where you pay 5lv for the ad and that's it, but only for renting.

Fucking kek it's actually true. So deep down they know they are just bulgars in denial.

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This is what Kosovo looks like lol

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I dont know how fyromneet thinks that any opinion of his weights anything in this general when everyone knows he hasnt stepped anywhere further than the local store to buy ajvar lmao

Only 30 minutes drive down to Skopje

Literally a different universe

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fyrombey is a cosmopolitan
he has been to many places

cair, centar and belgrade

Mи aз cи я пyбликyвaх в имoти и нe cъм плaщaл нa никoй. Bъв фeйca cъщo имa гpyпи.

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why is fyromian projection and lying so out of boundaries

>Kosovo is developed believe me
You don't have worse baits

Looks like an average Serbian street if you ignore that minaret in the background.

yea macedonians look weird... more greek, very greasy appearance

albos have strange face, elliptical in shape, haradinaj is a typical example

>clean
>paved streets
>traditional
>young people everywhere
>new mosque behind
>new houses every two steps
Best country in europe unironically

имaш ли някaкви зaбaвни/cтpaнни иcтopии oт нaeмaтeли

Είναι εντάξει. Ήταν μια ευχάριστη έkπληξη.
I wouldn't mind her grabbing my maltesers.

why would i ignore the only thing that makes it look serbian

We are talking about a place that had to construct a system of lies to even be considered a "country", so of course they are gonna develop a knack for it

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Are you insane? They don't have roads and everything is falling apart

Цялaтa paбoтa пpиключи зa дeн, тaкa чe нe. Caмo cъpбинa бeшe нeoбичaeн.

this is kosovo

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>yea macedonians look weird... more greek, very greasy appearance

youtube.com/watch?v=oE5u32k6Sys

Based and sqip-pilled

and this is fyrom

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this looks comfier than this

I hate the city centers they all have this center european look it disgusts me
Fuck Yugoslavia fuck slavshits for destroying ottoman legacy in kosov if i was the pm i would rebuilt the old bazaar in pritshtina and every city and build mosques in every corner

Għandi meme ieħor ta 'Malta iżda ma nistax nsibha issa

The best architecture in albanian cities is the one that the italians left us

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recommend a single player game

Μην ανησυχείτε για τη φίλη μου. Όταν το βρείτε, στείλτε το. Καμία βιασύνη. Αν όχι εδώ, ξέρετε ότι μπορείτε να με βρείτε αλλού.

Real life.

youtube.com/watch?v=DKT1LYhZMVg

human interviews a bulgarian

that one's pay to win

Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

Not the new one though, they went too far with their libtard shit with that one

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True, and there isn't much to do if you ain't got the $$$.
Overall, better than being a turd rolling bug.
2/5, wouldn't recommend.

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I hate the "seediness" of the balkans

youtube.com/watch?v=6g-ggedqB4s

The grey pavement, the cold dead fauna combined with sunny weather, the dirtiness, you can literally smell the poverty of this place

It's far too common and tiring. Would prefer to live in a place with 100k gdp per capita like Dubai

youtube.com/watch?v=0xRWp_wv474

Malta is not "Balkan". Malta is part of Northern Africa, not Europe.
Ffs they literally speak Arabic there.

The grass and the trees need to be unironically greener, and the roads must be black with the whitest paint possible.

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