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Pretty sure the girl in work was flirting with me today. There's no way in hell she was bending over the way she was by accident. She might as well have been presenting to me. Also when she talks to me she puts on the whole I'm bouncing while I'm talking to be cute" thing
the author of this thread is a 33 year old virgin
can you imagine
I can hear his footsteps
>britons ever leaving the eu
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Poostal Palace
with internet gfs lol
have to poo on my hand an wank
good lad
Seeing women twerking just makes me want to batter them haha don't know about you guys
I just have natural instinct to crack them whenever I see it
what to buy for christmas for my gran and mum ?
Fixed my fucked sleeping pattern with:
-1 hour sleep
-1 can of redbull to keep me up in the day
-0.5mg xanax in the afternoon to slow me down
found rorkes twitter account lads
no im not!
nice stuff from molton brown
your unconditional love and support
asian lasses
A massive vibrator that's an imprint of your own cock
everytime I see a woman my fists instinctly clench up
why didn't you mention you'd turned 34? grats
Your mum was twerking on my cock last night, you gonna batter her?
mums kicking me out lads
is it possible to still be a neet while having to pay rent
turt
Harley
rude !!!
good idea, thanks
mum's done nothing to deserve this
Whenever I see a man's body I just want to snuggle up to their chest and sleep on them
only in denmark
two chicks at the same time man
need a nice brown gf
got a bad case of missing the ex
my favourite cheese is brie
i'm looking for a british bf
would anyone here like to be my bf?
i could cook you eggs and bacon and we could snuggle on the couch and play spider man
Hate walking into a shop and the security guard starts staring the fuck out of me. I just have to walk over to them and ask them do they have a problem. Pack of little poofs sitting behind their computer screen watching little kids, nonces.
good taste tbf, refined while not being that moldy blue shit
no you arse bandit
what happened to his eyebrows
God, life's relentless
>asda job application
>question about what you'd pack into a shopping bag first
lol this is a bit outdated isn't it?
That's a girl though
reading about Aaron Hernandez
probably cause you look a little dodgy pal
corr these are quite pricey
on the one hand I feel bad giving my mum nothing but bath soap but at the same time if I'm dropping £55 for these soaps she's getting fuck all else
Remember lad, light objects at the bottom. heavy ones on the top
need my plums MaRiNaTeD
tell them to foy
Bought one of these for my dad last year for a laugh
>Pricey
I spent £72 on a fragrance set for my ma'
My yè is different to your yè
Dripping in sauce, the drip-drip is so saucy
I don't know why they wanna war me
Why they wanna war me if they don't know me
Different to your yè
Dripping in sauce, the drip-drip is so saucy
I don't know why they wanna war me
Why they wanna war me if they don't know me
how can i quickly get myself sectioned lads
will it be easier if i've been involuntarily sectioned before
she wont realise theyre 55
Fuck me, you want to shag her or something?
most impressive
bought the 'ma a kindle
I love the look on their faces when I say to them is it because I'm a traveller. They start sucking me off then. Afraid of being brought to court you see.
wtf is that pink thing coming out of her arse?
I just figure she does enough for me every day my entire life, spending £72 for one day in a year isn't too bad
what do I buy the gf for her birthday
I just want to shag this lass she is everything I want in a girl but shes got a boyfriend
>The hottest girls have cocks
Why is this?
Well lad, I could certainly smell it on her when she was at mine and I had her bent on the sofa. Good gift
sorry but I think my yé is very much different to your yé
She will probably spend loads of money on the absolutely trashy romance novels that aren't worth being put on paper.
men are better at everything than women including being women
if w ed could give birth we would probably be better at it
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Didn't see but presumably it was a lovense teledildo
you're gay and cherrypicking
she left me, haven't spoken to her since besides a few monosyllabic text responses when she's reached out to me
>retail wow
Feminists laughingly said if men could give birth abortion would be sacrament. Well it already is and they won't know what hits them when fags and trannies get access to full-on transhumanist technology.
R U S T I C
How great are my chances to find love in your little beautiful island?
*burns down your caravan*
not a racist
not sure whether to let my facial hair grow into a beard or shave
rate the german boys
got a sick lease deal on it from my mate gazza down at the BM dealers
I guess they never miss
Number 2 back and sides, just enough on top so you can comb it back and shave off the mustache.
shave and get a hair cut and you might do ok
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then tell her to fuck off
>tfw no gun toting GF
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heard blackops2cel is a bosnian
are you related to him
Cut the hair, lose the tash then you'll be reet
huh?
dame margaret beckett reminds me of our queen
maybe stop trying the mo on until the HRT has progressed a bit further, Amina
doing a sit down pee wishing I was doing a poo
Odds of the Brexit deal getting through Brit parliament?
zilch
fuck off we’re full
toil on the morrow
odds of a willy getting through my clenched bumhole?
never pee in the toilet unless i'm doing a poo, i go outside and piss on a bush