Only one can be the best

Only one can be the best...

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Sorry Switzerland, but there can only be ONE jew.

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One got conquered by Hitler, one didn't
One has one language, the other has four
One has nice cheese, the other has Breivik

One has the ocean tho
>2018 HDI meme

is there a better way to measure development than this dawg shit meme? I mean they take into considaration how many adults go to uni to calculate HDI kek

>nice cheese
Bitch, Norway literally won the 2018 cheese world championship.

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damn how do you win this?

>One has one language
Sami languages are more different than any of Switzerland's languages.

I wonder if I can buy that cheese at my local supermarket. What's it called?

we got a bunch of sami languages, kven language and two kinds of written norwegian
we also currently have the objectively best cheese in the world

how do you objectively test for the best cheese , any videos?

It's made locally in Fana outside of Bergen and they've actually ran out of the well-matured (lagret) stock for the entire year lol, seeing as people all over the world suddenly wanted to buy the world champion cheese.
It'll be available next year after it's finished its maturing. Until then I think there's a not-so-long-stored version of the cheese available somewhere, specifically labeled to warn people that it's the non-long-matured version.

Fanaost. Kraftkar also won in 2016 and is the all-time champion. Doubt you can get any of them outside Norway. If you can it's probably outrageously priced.

That must've been absolutely huge for the producers, yeah. Guess I'll keep my eyes open next year; my local supermarket is pretty good at stocking delicacies and stuff you wouldn't find in ordinary shops.

Good luck!
Somewhat unrelated, can you find gudbrandsdalsost/brunost in Swedish stores? I'm heading over next july to participate in my 2nd Almedalsveckan and I seriously need my brunost.

*is it possible to find, I should have said.

norgay

explain

Switzerland is our fren

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*ahem*

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One is landlocked

>be Swiss
>in your daily rutine you go to your local bank to deposit another 5k euros to later travel the world and buy another Ferrari
>then go to work in you BMW
>get out of work, go with your militia friends to do a couple of shots
>shot the 7 guns you own, a 50CAL and Dragunov among them.
>go back to your 2 million euros home, sleeps in a bed made of gold you took from the virgin n*azis
>make fun of EU cucks and their dumb economy and deficits

>be Norwegian
>work the whole day to pay the welfare of a nigger from Senegal
>go back to your freezen shithole house
>your wife is fucking another nigger from Senegal
>???
>kill yourself

not landlocked

I would rather move to Switzerland, but I would rather grow up in Norway.

Incredibly cringe and bluepilled post

Cope.
Accurate desu.

Switzerland has sun and a decent summer.
How can N*rdoids even compete?

There aren't many Senegalese here........

Norway also has nice summers. We literally had Spain-tier weather this year in fact.

>cope
Reddit tier response, neck yourself

Ur landlocked, lmao

Then take into account all the Schweizerdütch varieties you cunt.
What about the différent kind of rumantsch. And the dialects of thoses 4 languages ?

Switzerland has no interesting culture or history, is much smaller than Norway, is not Nordic, does not have as many opportunities for hiking and hunting, and they speak a bunch of stupid gay ass languages. So Norway wins this one easily. What do they even eat in Shitzerland anyway? Cocks?

I lov u my fren

GIVE ME A SIG 552 OR GIVE ME DEATH

LM fucking AO, Shitzerland doesn't even speak Switzerish.

>a swede defending Norway
You guys really are cucks aren't you ?

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Are you actually retarded ? Are you okay ?

>defending your brothers make you cucks
shut the FUCK up wh*Te boi before I rob you and steal all of that jew gold

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Imagine being such a phenomenal cucktry that you don't even have your own language.

Norway wins. pisserland is a shit hole

ÅHÅHÅHÅ ÅH ÅH NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ

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This is what happens as soon as we quit turning on eachother in pissing contents and pointless arguments, my NÅRTHERN BRÖTHERS.
HYLL FUCKING SEIER

Yes. It's made in Sweden of swedish milk like the one in Norway. Norway hasn't had any cattle since discovering oil. There's only a few pensioners left who know how to handle any animal.

Glorious Snowniggas banding together against your white ass that is on fire right now.

I thought it was only a Jämtland thing in Sweden, this brunost stuff

>pretend to be swede
>is obviously a nigger
Typical swedish

Nah, fuck off, that needs to change. Brunost cannot become Swedish, no way.

Seething.

Infinitely whiter than you Mehmet but at the same time not wh*Te ( we are hyperboreans )

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Niggers are swedes, and they comin' for yo ass, you racist scum.

w-wwooaaah WOAH

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t. Jean-Claude Juncker trying to split swiss and norwegian bvlls up.

>Finns
>wh*Te

norway is a poorfag compared to switzerland. Also the swiss are mountain redpilled people.

Sorry, I'll stop now.

why would anyone want to be classified as wh*Te? hyperboreans sounds much better

Holy shit based Sw*Doid nårthern bros

Holy shit they eat brunost in Jämtland? Incredibly based and redpilled.

sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesost
>Den tillverkas främst i Norge (norska: brunost eller mysost) men också i Jämtland och Härjedalen.

This team's existence is racist and offensive.

You guys are friends

Using fagball as a reference for anything. You must be retarded and I feel sorry for you

>You must be retarded
so what if I am ya pusscake

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>my top 5 country in the world is better than your top 5 country in the world!