HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

war baguette courses are mandatory in French elementary schools, everybody has a licence here

a bread from the local (bakery)?

don't even know french, how close was I

The French take protesting very seriously

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damn, now I want a gun and gun holster disguised as a burger

completely off mark

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a weapon to surpass metal gear

>a seed in the jar chilli
nice language there

It's obviously not.

Ah yes, the legendary Sword of LaFaguette

>in response to french riots, the UK has banned bread

It's "a seed in the spice jar".
You could at least have guessed the seed part because "grain" is a word in English

NOW I'M GONNA STARVE

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Allons enfants de la Baguette,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!

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it's most likely some art shit with a weird artsy name

My neighbor owns one of this. It's just a fancyful bread knife. It's still a blade though, you could kill someone with that (and it would be the most hilarious death in history)

HOW IS THAT FANCY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

It isn't, I just didn't know the word for "fantaisiste".

How do you say "Oi you got a loicense for that baguette" in French

What the FUCK is this

only the finest british cuisine you uncultured pig

A meme here, and because context doesn't exist on the internet, a thing JFs think is actually real.

Do NOT listen to Anglo lies this is what they eat

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>water sandwich
i'm crying

oi i ope y not mekin fun o crisp sandwiches m8.

>water sandwich
Christ, I thought the British had bad cuisine, what the fuck do kiwis even eat?

hidden baguette rifles when?

never actually known anyone to have a 'toast sandwich'

>A Depression-era snack of bread soaked in lard and water.
I hope you feel bad for laughing now.

t. the 1%

They don't mean the american depression, they mean modern britain in general.

t.zoomer
It's from some out-of-touch Tory who suggested a bucnh of extremely cheap ***foods*** for povs to live off instead the no doubt lavish cuisine they usually eat.
Everyone in the country laughed at them.

All the rioters are commies anyway. Macron should enable gunfire against the rioters

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the power of the anglo saxon civilization

Israel truly is Europe's greatest ally, thank you for bringing democracy to Arab world so that they feel more welcome in Sweden.

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You had better not be talking shit about fairy bread m8

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Sure Ben shapiro

you'd better not ask, you don't want the answer

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how can SOPA even compete?

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holy fuck

>what's wrong with horse semen ?

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It turns out you can live off bread alone...

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bread of war

Yeah
Better eat fat fulfilling bread instead of sweet white shit tho

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A challenger approaches.

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>une graine dans le bocal piment
mèkeskilveuldireparlà?

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>manned-up
>drinking horse semen

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Actually, my grandma used to water the bread and then put sugar over it. It's delicious.

What, like dunk it in a bucket of water or run it under the kitchen spout? And did it involve sprinkling sugar on immediately or waiting for it to dry?

I guess you could say that's quite the COCKtail

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OwO what's this?

Run it under the kitchen spout. She'd just run it a bit over one side, and then sprinkle the sugar over the watered side. Man, it was so long ago. Like 20 years ago.

Interesting, I will try this some time, thank you.

Eh t'as un permis pour cette baguette

does france even have sea access??