/brit/

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Milton and Shakespeare alone disprove this statement

the anglican church is basically catholic

not really though

Man's gotta munch innit
Bare wings need eatin

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shakespeare was catholic

>aussies fucking our german girls
>while having THAT

It's not fair lads

do you reckon? i actually kind of like her, but shes quite shy so it's hard to tell if she likes me. ive only known her for a couple of weeks. she cant seem to look me in the eyes, she always looks down when our eyes meet when we're talking. is that a good thing? im a literal virgin who barely talks to girls, i dont know these things.

>let me namedrop two mainstream names I barely know anything about

shiggydiggy

Makes you think doesn't it

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no

they're mainstream names because they're two of the biggest Protestant writers in history. the Irishman is simply incorrect that Prots are devoid of artistic talent

not a fan of snakes, me

this is my niece next to her maid's daughter. be honest, it looks like she's posing next to those circus chimps that wear the clothes.

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aye lad

its true

pedo freak

M8...yousa wrong'un

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how am i a pedo? that thing isn't even human.

someone ring nonce hunters south africa

Shakespeare was baptized, married and buried a Protestant, and he lived and worked in a late Elizabethan and Jacobean cultural world that was overwhelmingly Protestant. To try and draw any facts about his personal beliefs from his poems and plays is not legitimate.
Had he been, as some claim, a lifelong Catholic, it is strange that no unequivocal trace of his beliefs can be found in his thirty-seven plays. It is not that religion and the religious conflicts of the time are not evident in the work, but rather that it is impossible to define Shakespeare’s personal creed by a reading of the complex collection of more than three dozen plays.

One significant “Protestant” principle that can be associated with Shakespeare is his thoroughgoing use of the Bible. Scholars disagree on which Protestant Bible was his main source. Daniell believes Protestant martyr William Tyndale’s translations of the Gospels were critical, and he finds both Julius Caesar and Hamlet reflect Shakespeare writing Pauline theology in a Calvinist mode. Steven Marx says “most authorities” believe Shakespeare used the Geneva Bible, with its Calvinist notations, while Greenblatt argues the Bishops Bible of 1568 was the one Shakespeare knew and used most often.

Andy 34 aka The Humpty Dumpty Nonce

Think yung lean has really dropped the ball with this latest chapter of his personality

Nonce

Not me.

didn't it come out that shakespeare was really a black woman slave?

snakes?.............................not a fan

You know full well that's not true - and if you don't know the full extent then you should keep watching because, believe me, someone only becomes that infamous for a reason. Truly more fascinating than your typical.

(Didn't know which thread to reply to you in)

get in, i think im going to go for it

>I fucking can't stand them, the relationships are always super artificial. ESPECIALLY failed normies who try to act like they are chad but in reality just have a really bad drug problem and fuck below average girls, those are the fucking worst. /brit/ is full of them
wha did he mean by this?

no she was a trans vegan muslim queer socialist activist with aspergers and borderline personality disorder

Didn't think of myself as surrounded by druggies here

More of a pub man, me

desu im realising he was never really good, he peaked with warlord
it's mad how much bladee has eclipsed him

imagine believing that obvious cope kek

Open Spotify and stream female artists please everyone thank you

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*stifled laughter*

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Oi.

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success breeds jealousy

youtube.com/watch?v=XbaV4cz9zPM

if Shakespeare was secretly a Catholic why was his name absent from the lists of recusant Catholics and radical Puritans who refused to attend regular Anglican services?

A wank is looking more and more like an inevitability. The willy is already hard.

Based

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just put a selfie as my profile pic on bumble with lighting and all that bollocks because my past 3 exes all universally told me my profile pictures made me look ugly, but i'm hot in real life. and then matched with a hot blonde with blue eyes immediately after. the dream is happening boys. give me your energy over the next few days

youtu.be/CC5ca6Hsb2Q

ch00n

Has the surname 'Shakespeare' continued to exist in any meaningful capacity to modern day?

Or did it die out

Having a pank (poo wank)

got big tits

do they really not understand it's because of divorcees driving the average down?

my name is tyrone shakespeare

i'm the real deal
the big cheese
the head honcho

Yeah I knew a lass whose surname was Shakespeare in school, it's not too uncommon

he was to intelligence to procreate

he lives

probably didnt want locking up mate,

anyway he was raised by a devout catholic which is where he got his artistic qualities, doubt the man himself was particularly religious

did mdma to this because i love techno and raving

>summer time
>getting the usual influx of euro and american chads coming for the beaches
>pretend to be summer-fling aussie gf
>full meals and beer everyday for free, just have to shave my legs regularly

FUCKING IDIOTS :DDD

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wonder what its like to live in a country that has riots

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare_(surname)

Craig Shakespeare was manager of Leicester City football club

Pretty neat 2bh

do they still make apple pop tarts?

named my cock shakespeare

Didn't the UK have some pretty noteable riots like just under a decade ago?

yeah

Thought so, ta

zoopzopzoodilybop

not really
they werent sustained

when i say riots i mean french riots, we havent had anything like that since the Poll Tax

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Me? Agundu shake spear
>insert image of sentinelese native

how can bladee be so shit but so good at the same time?
youtube.com/watch?v=RFcTac1ZUxY

2011 riots

the scary thing about them is that they happened for no single discernible reason. people just started chimping out and looting because they could.

Ah yes

Yeah Europeans really are in their own league when it comes to civil unrest

Henry VIII was raised a devout Catholic and look how that turned out
There's not nearly enough reliable evidence to support the idea that Shakespeare, one of the forefront figures in a very Protestant society, was a Catholic, apart from Irish wishful thinking

> they happened for no single discernible reason. people just started chimping out and looting because they could.

Yeah honestly that is scary
Would hate to be minding your own business then get caught up in that shit

Arab Spring mogs us tbf

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twitter.com/Jamin2g/status/1069966122894716931
Poor Owen.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6WMNs8g90

That's a whole other league but yh

long overdue

>Rioting for fun
>Other academics have pointed to more prosaic causes of the 2011 riots, citing the carnivalesque atmospheres created through the usual uses of urban space. For example, researchers from the University of Birmingham noted that ‘another sound could be heard above the mêlée, that of laughter. Above the bark of police dogs, and behind the masked and hooded faces of the throng, were smiles, laughter, and shrieks of joy.’[294]

literally i bet nothing feels as primordially satisfying as destroying a car with a big stick
i know logically its pathetic and pointless and foolish
but it goes right to the animal hindbrain that wants to be tearing out rabbit throats, theres no time for logic

cars are such a powerful status symbol of wealth, success, the societal regime. destroying one with a metal bat must be as edifying as a thousand orgasms at once. pure, visceral power (or the feeling of)

think youve missed the point, and there is plenty of evidence

anyway im off to bed

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>cars are such a powerful status symbol of wealth, success, the societal regime. destroying one with a metal bat must be as edifying as a thousand orgasms at once. pure, visceral power (or the feeling of)
i just say nigger on the internet

watching ex machina

Umm sweaty that's a homophobic threat

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eating a pretty nice home made bouef bourgoignon

can't trust women ever

Honhonhon

>cars are such a powerful status symbol of wealth, success, the societal regime.

Fuck me someone would have to be pretty shit off if any car represents that to them
But in all fairness I'm from a different country without the history behind different classes

some random middle aged Italian American woman just added me on Facebook

Cars are beginner tier. You want to be behind the wheel of a lorry, stick her into reverse gear and hear the engine roar as you reverse into a house

Is your fetish to hit a car with a baseball bat then