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>woke up
>drank coffee
>took a tram to work
>arrived at work
>working now

thanks for reading my blog

Literally me
Now I’m also having a tea while browsing internet on my phone

>woke up
>drank coffee
>waiting for my urge to poo to kick in so i don't have to go to the toilet the moment i arrive to work
>drank half an hour ago
>still nothing
anyone else familiar with this feel?

I always poop in the afternoon or evening

hello I am litvin and I have a smol benis

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začad is the best poster on v4
trust me, I'm litvin

ok I became bored with larping and have no more ideas

disappointing

well it's hard to larp to an empty thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Dll329ggLIY

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To give an idea of the scale: christian slaves made up perhaps a quarter of the population of Algiers, a city whose very existence was predicated on corsair piracy and slave running. (p. 103) At some point, the market collapsed under its own weight, and in mid-sixteenth century Algiers a white slave could be traded for an onion. (p. 133)

>and in mid-sixteenth century Algiers a white slave could be traded for an onion. (p. 133)

MAAŞALLAH

maasallah bergay

Maasallah

-7/10

>his "language" has a word thats spelled K-y-d-z...
>he actually has to manipulate his mouth into putting consonants that close together
>he pronounces c with a ts sound...

why are ceskys so weird?

just realized its kdyz lmao kdyz?? Like Kuh-Duh-I-ž? wtf

>Leaf flag
90% chance that yellow claws typed that post

>Kuh-Duh-I-ž
are you retarded by any chance?

I suppose it's pronounced as gdizh, with y sound closely being more like uh

Isn't it obvious?
He is a leaf.

Can anyone translate, I think it says:
>When they beat the Roma
>I remained silent
But what does the handwritten part says?

>And I kicked them

kek

Roughly "and I kicked him too"

no wonder only 10M people in a 200km radius speak that russian lite.

who cares you just take a women from slavlands and let her do all the translation

>bergay

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brother i am MÜSLİM TÜRK and i date babiş voting ultra conservative catholic moravians and they have stop islamy grafittis everywhere in city but inshALLAH we will conquer your lands too

not if you keep dating your cousin

Based

>bergay

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funny thing is richest people in their city is syrian refugees who came there 4 years ago and started a kebab shop ROFL stupid wh*Toids wageslave for 300€ while syrians make that in an hour

>bergay

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hello ladderfriends

A ja si kop. Does it mean “I kicked (Gypsies)”?

should I care about climate change?

Yes

but my family has been living in farms for the past ~400 years. I have nothing to do with the leading causes of the global warming. None of my family members have ever worked in the industry that releases all those pollutants.
why should I care?

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here's a pic of my grandpa polluting the atmosphere

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Just had a dream where I went to a dentist and he only used carpenter tools

>company christmas party tomorrow
>no way to dodge it this year
It'll be hell

What's so bad about it?
Just get drunk as fuck lmao

>get drunk
>???
>get higher salary

just convert to islam bro

you will also have easier time with women just tell them you are MUSLIM and they jump on your dick because you worship an ALPHA harem owning male instead of some beta liberal jew who got crucified by romans (muslims conquered rome)

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>get drunk lmao
I sometimes forget this is a nation of sl*v(e)s. Thanks for reminding me.

>get an email from ubisoft
>hello your account has been compromised lol get fucked
>didn't even know I had a ubisoft account
>had to change all of my fucking passwords
>want to delete the account
>no dude you can't do that you have to make a ticket first, we'll get to it in a week haha
fucking goddammit

based

>get drunk as fuck and fuck a coworker
or
>stand awkwardly in a corner the entire time staring at your phone

after reading this I'm ready to convert to islam. I want to have sex with many women like you bergay and I want a harem of beautiful TURK women like an ALPHA TURKISH harem owner. I don't want to be a sl*Ve anymore. Thank you for enlightening me

aww shucks, my litvin cloak power turned off

>bergay

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Based inshallah

I love bergay
He's like that mentally ill hobo at a train station that shouts at passerbys and when you pass by him you notice that he shit his pants

>that pic
funny how pedophiles are privileged in muslim societies

women are most fertile at age 12-18

you have been brainwashed

if it bleeds its signal of nature alerting that this female is ready to get fucked

you can fuck a 5-6 year old girl if she ovulates its the way nature intended

pedophilia is made up by capitalists so they can lock up anyone to jail and no one would defend them. just pay a kid 10$ and tell him/her to call you a pedo and you wont be getting out of jail for decades.

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>posting a picrel of princess Sofia
how does your gf put up with you?

holy shit didn't even read the part about 5yo girls ovulating
You really are a special case

it czech women they are whores

see pic

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>justifying your pedophilia with reproductive arguments
who cares man
just say you find girls that age attractive

Blessing this thread

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I want to passionately lick an obese womans fat folds, clean every centimeter of her skin with my tongue

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#Turkey president #Erdogan's chief advisor Yigit Bulut says in public TV that there is no such country as #Czechia, all the real men left the country & set up #Slovakia. He also claims #CzechRepublic is owned by Germany.

twitter.com/abdbozkurt/status/968730343548358657

czechs BTFO

Civilization ends at the slovakian border

>He also claims #CzechRepublic is owned by Germany.
But Germany is owned by Turkey

This so called c*echia can't make a decision. Their owners are GERMANs. They couldn't say GERMANY so they said c*echia. There is no need to discuss this further. There are MANLY MEN there they are called slovaks, as you know they are serperated, they have become SLOVAKIA, their capital is called BRATISLAVA, BRATISLAVA is much better with its culture and people.and then there are unmanly (sissy) males and they set up c*Echia. These sissies (made in germany) owned by g*Rmans can't make any decisions.

MAAŞALLAH only time i am glad to pay all those TV taxes

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ok

nobody appreciated neither my grandpa or my almost-quad-trips

there is nothing special about your grandpa nor your trips

No one cares about your bad posts you monkey

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say you're a femanon and you'll get bunch of orbiters

>bergay

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>bergay

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>bergay

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Berkay my friend how do I find a qt Turk gf?

>bergay

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go to interpals say you are learning turkish message some women they are really easy at the moment economy is shit so they would do anything for eu citizenship

you will get cucked in a year after marriage though i chase sl*ve women because they are low maintenance and manly. i cant handle them and i cant expect a sl*ve men to handle them, for me its too much effort.

>bergay

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I'd rather read his shitposts than your spam

patrician choice, polish women are shit

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polish anything is shit

Got a job offer to work in a warehouse for eshop selling videogames

or in a office in the center of Prague

Stop me then buckoo

>or in a office
Might be good
>in the center of Prague
I take that back

slav women are the best but you need to lock them up in house and forbid them from going out

keep them as housepets like sultans did in harem

if you care for anything other than looks in women you are a betaboy

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I don't want to wear a suit to work
but it's right next to the train station
and I would get a lot of benefits
but it's mostly making phone calls

Maybe I should take the warehouse job

Slavshit women are disgusting
Turk girls are much hotter

I can't stop your clinical retardation, sorry

take the warehouse job

anything besides codemonkeying or accounting or engineering in office is unbearable

i rather work in manual labour if i werent an accountant + engineer