Anyone else here unironically suicidal?

not really, pivx zdex coming soon.

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How to do this? In seriously interested

2007-2008 people killed themselves. If they just stayed in the stock market they would be up today at all time highs.

Just manage your risk and don't put all your money into memes like bitcoin. If you are gambling for huge rewards might as well go to a casino. Stop trying to play a lottery.

Im not falling for that meme

fuck you

no. AI is right around the corner. my life will be comfy as fuck in a decade, just man the fuck up and survive

activate quantum immortality

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Invest in KJV

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Its good your suicidal, we have to make it
or else.....

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you have crypto I'm assuming.
Download and use tails/tor on a usb.
go to deepdotweb.com/
find a suitable DNMarket
purchase DMT from a reputable vendor
vaporize that shit
Reset.

degenerate minorities. they always end up wearing the wrong colors. real men only wear light blue or white button ups. one of the many reasons they'll always be lower class scum.

Life has it's goodside brother.
Keep your head high. Nothing is impossible that's why peoples laugh at your post OP Beceause happiness is not impossible to get.

hey I wanna be stuck in a computational eternity

it's not a meme user.
I was very depressed, had tried killing myself(even failed at that)
a friend introduced me to DMT randomly.
It reset me.
DYOR and give it a chance.

Would you rather just off yourself?
If you're going to why not try something first?

Unironically consider going on a professionally guided psilocybin mushroom trip.

Listen to this podcast: npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/05/15/611225541/reluctant-psychonaut-michael-pollan-embraces-the-new-science-of-psychedelics

what do you have to lose at this point? its legitimate advice

Been for years. Crypto is literally my last big gamble. I'm still gonna give it till the end of 2020 but after that I'll either be rich or I'll be dead.

last time i did shrooms I went into a pychosis afterwards, and got put in a mental hospital :)

if you have ERC20 tokens don't forget to transfer to 0x000....0. It will decrease the token supply.

probably because you were a super duper faggot

different experience for everyone.

sorry you had to go through that. I'm not advocating doing shrooms unless a "professional" tripsitter is present.

easy there your talking to a pychopathic schizophrenic mate

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explain

Yes but I was suicidal before crypto so it doesn't really count.

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Many blockchains fork their coins for security/upgrade purposes. Switching to a 'forked' coin or chain.
In a couple hundred years assuming the coins existed and were worth anything, there is a huge possibility of a fork or airdrop, leaving the original coin useless or obsolete.

oh i see what you're saying. i know that - but in my scenario i would go all in on bitcoin and time lock that for a couple hundred years. i believe bitcoin will still be around then and more valuable than we could even imagine.

Why would I be? I did the logical thing.

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won't there inevitably be a flippening?

looks like it's time to buy.

i don't really think so, although i would be interested to know why you think so.

All jokes aside frens,
If you're feeling suicidal please take a moment to reach out to someone.
If you don't have someone to reach out to, please call:
> 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

Markets move in cycles. If you've been burned by this downturn, or you feel like you've missed the big bubble, don't fret. The future holds unlimited opportunities, and you've learned a tremendous amount through this experience. You'll be ready for the next one. Remember: the top coins of 2020 havn't even ICO'd yet. You'll get another chance, just hang in there.

We're all gonna make it.

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This is pretty funny.
Suicide interest is related to Bitcoin dumps.

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If this correction is making you emotional, then you either invested too much in crypto or aren't the sort of person who should be attempting to trade in the first place. Since you are suicidal, I imagine both are true.

People like OP should stop trading immediately. Here is my advice for emotional people who are bothered by this crash but aren't suicidal.
1) Don't ever put more than 5% of your net worth into crypto. Most people should invest even less than 5%.
2) Whenever you buy any speculative asset (this applies to stocks and options trading too), you should set rules for what situations will cause you to sell or buy more. Write your strategy down and stick to it no matter what happens. I find that I am a lot less emotional when I am simply executing plans that I laid out a couple years ago.

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Don't do it, user