/cum/

That’s an abstract feel

I oppose the death penalty

when i have a kid I will have the foresight to make sure their name isn't blocked by maturity filters.

>dead

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This is what happens when janny is around

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youtube.com/watch?v=KqFLppQTpM8

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I wish I wasn't sick so I could have a little drinkypoo

What if, like, they were super MEGA evil and bullied your mum

I'm sick and I'm still having a whiskey

i wish i knew english.

everybody is in school or working u fgt

>getting sick
>people who drink regularly
What a surprise

put into a isolated cell inhabited by bullet ants and warrior wasps which is also their only source of food

Any ideas how to fap in the car without making a mess or having to wash hands? I have tinted windows and a back seat

I only got sick because my father decided to visit while he had the flu, convinced he did it on purpose since getting him here when he's not sick is impossible

I’ve had sex in a car
I just cum in a condom or something

oh so now it's club for anonymous sick people. ok.
i'm sick and i have tea out of linden.

There’s some guy who keeps staring at me from across the quad
I don’t like this

>i'm sick and i have tea out of linden.
I have whiskey, I will make a toddy with tea when I'm done with this and maybe nap, nearly recovered at this point anyway other than this fucking cough

One day, in the near future, I will get a good job with my good grades, and I will be able to afford you a pleasant life I promise, you will have enough to be happy, and I will be happy too

based janny

Hello honey I need to get a gf

You will be my queen, and I will try to be a king I guess but I will be a good one, because I want to be a good one

>you will have enough to be happy
I'm sure she'll have plenty with someone else

Are you that guy who works with homeless people?

wanna suck a dick

If some random guy walked up to me and asked me out I would probably say yes

No I'm the gay anime poster

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>dad and jis cousin need help with the computer

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Megu is a cute girl

>gay
>anime

name a more prolific duo

Aqua is my waifu

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getting chilly

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i have to go out and buy my meds

/sad/

Pedos and religion

I can only promise that I will put my life for her, if others more well off promise the same so be it, will they have the same dedication as me?

Comfy rain soon

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Going out to buy pot right now downtown

Any of you guys wanna be my gf?

Any of you guys wanna be MY gf?

i would say they're equally prolific desu FRICK chr*stcucks

Any of you guys wanna be my bf?

What will you bring to our relationship, sweet cheeks?

enjoy!

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jesus Christ, youtube comments are more cringy than most of you guys.

Is asking random girls to fuck me on tinder a bad idea considering I'm a virgin?

no

I always do, disappointed that the library is going to be overcrowded with normalfags since I like to read on the top floor on rainy days though

Walk up to a girl and ask her out

Oh boy, it may be funny situation, my old, when i help him with 'this hell machine" always tell me something like "just press that fuckin' button, just do it, why dont you do what i said?".
And if you'll try to ask him what kind of button he means he'll answer you "how can i know that? someone of them".

Then do a 360 and walk away?

kek

but its easier on tinder

Not at all
Ive fucked guys who were super direct on tinder when I was using it for that reason

kek

I don't drink regularly, I just want to drink today

I miss lil peep and X

am i a degenerate for getting hard at this

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Never heard of them

Law of big numbers tell us if you'll offer sex to 100 girls one of them respond yes anyway.

fuck...they sure showed us bros...

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How do I answer this

>tfw coudn´t help my dad with his problem
feel like shit desu

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lmao imagine restricting enlistment and not allowing your military to be as inclusive and diverse as possible

based canada

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Finger fuck!
Finger fuck!
Penis in your butthole!
Penis in your butthole!
Eat that ass!
Eat that ass!
Tongue that anus!
Tongue that anus!
Smear that poop, all on your dick!
Smear that poop, all on your dick!
Lick, lick, lick!
Slurp, slurp, slurp!
Lick, lick, lick!
Slurp, slurp, slurp!

Ok I'm imagining it
Now what

We allow women in combat now tho

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how do you know i havent shaved?

Why doesn't terrone post his face regularly anymore
Kinda miss it

I'm a lazy ass so I use an electric shaver and toothbrush

Was about to say that he just did recently, but then I realised I had confused terrone with tramone

Testing flag, phone says I'm on telcel.

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Realize how inferior your nation is to ours

NOT inclusive or diverse enough. There are other minority groups that must be represented in the military

NOT a bait

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You in leafistan?

>tfw need to shave pubes

Somewhat related but I dated a girl who liked get choked and "raped". She asked me to punch her once but I couldn't go through with it.

I wonder how she's doing these days.

reminder

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>She asked me to punch her once but I couldn't go through with it.
What a pussy

I'd totally be down for light femdom

Nope. I'm down here in tijuana and says I'm roaming. Still shows drumpf's flag tho.

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BASED

sometimes i think how it would be like to be dominated like that desu