Saw some biz bros talking earlier about this, referring to it as green meme heroin. The FDA tried to regulate but failed due to it's fan base push back. Regulators claiming it's effects are similar if not the same as opiates (that got my dick hard). As of today Its totally legal and sold as a supplement. I'm a suicidal kind ah guy, should I fiddle with this. Any anons who have experiments/ found relief/got high from it?
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Op is a faggot
but yeah, why the fuck do you think the FDA is being so anal about every substance. They want to make their money by taxing the shit
If you want to get high you're gonna be disappointed. You'll throw up before that.
It takes the edge off and is a painkiller. It's not as heavy as real opiates. I enjoy it, just don't go in expecting Oxy. And more isn't better.
anyone got a torrent for that leaf of faith documentary on this shit?
The FDA is anal about it because it cuts into big pharmas profits. It's already taxed.
Washington post did a report
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it will destroy your testosterone
get green borneo or some kind of red strain
My favorites are Green Malay and Red Borneo. White Maeng Da for days I need a pick up.
Red Bali just gave me headaches.
from where, any vendors you've successfully used
no drugs
no alcohol
the one i used isnt around anymore
ok mr.Rojers
Just finished filling 200 00 capsules it's really good when you have no tolerance and ok when you form one. It's tricky to dose right so the world doesn't spin and it has physical withdrawal which I'm having a hard time with and don't know what can help the detox so I can function like suboxene for a couple days. Kind of sucks it's my busy season for work and I need this to function now.
Oregon kratom and use the code REDDIT they have top notch affordable and are genuinely a pleasure to deal with.
sounds like you are a junkie like 90% of Jow Forums
Where to try this in Toronto?
Kratom is to Heroin like Caffeine is to Amphetamines
I’ve been doin 3 grams of it a day for the last 2 months and had to stop due to travelling to the states, I feel fine with no withdraw symptoms.
Green life kratom.ca I found although a bit expansive was the best quality
Tajsupplements.com for the cheapest and potent kratom
I meant to try this when i first heard about it years ago, its known for helping smack addicts cope with withdrawals when they're trying to quit cold turkey. i kinda forgot about it and in the meantime it had been made illegal here in the UK, so i'm pretty bummed i didn't get to try it.
>I'm a suicidal kind ah guy
So you are already a dopey, depressed retard with nothing to live for?
Kratom is right up your alley then. You can't possible become worse of a person, so the side effects won't really matter.
Kratom is not a miracle drug. It is simple another substance to abuse, and you need to take it in larger and larger amounts to get the same very mild effects the longer you are using it.
The medicinal claims about this plant are blatant lies. The anecdotal claims about its supposed benefits to 'mood' and 'focus' cannot be substantiated. It feels kind of OK, like you are obviously on something, but it is not an enhancer. It does not make you faster stronger smarter or have actual energy.
I worked with a couple people who started to abuse kratom (as much as you can), and they declined in actual work performance, and did nothing but talk about their supplements. Their speech also became noticeably slurred and 'dopey' sounding after several weeks of being on this stuff.
They were deeply irritable and whiney when they were not on it.
It's a dumb meme. After you have had your fill and become tolerant and wasted several hundred-thousands of dollars trying the 'varieties', you will realize it too.
Since you are a suicidal retard and desperate for something to fill the void in your worthless life, you may as well go through the whole cycle and have fun for a couple of weeks. With any luck, withdrawal will finally push you over the edge and we will never have to hear from you again, and never see another one of your shitty fucking posts.
Redditors will tell you it no different than a cup of coffee but that's horeshit. I'm not against kratom or anything but those people are being dishonest. Shit gets you zooted. 4 grams of quality kratom gets me feeling like a I popped a hydro or two. I used to do it every night but I quit a couple months ago.
fuck off and stop shilling Opiates you retard
Kratom is a wonderful substance, gives energy and analgesia simultaneously with doses around 3-5g.
Makes enduring bullshit much easier desu.
Honestly it's replaced coffee a lot of times for me, the clarity from Kratom is preferable to caffeine on certain days that require more abstract or problem solving thinking.
Look at it this way:
Have a problem, need to iterate solutions? Use kratom.
Have a problem, know the solution, and need to implement it? Caffeine.
All depends on what you need, user.
Matter fact, I'm gonna go make me some premium red sunda right now. Cheers!
10/10
read this post and you will see that it is exactly in line with the behavior and general stupidity I describe here: all these kratom dipshits sound and act the same, because the plant causes the same type of mental impairment in everybody who uses it
Yo. user. Don't fuck with this. Skim this first as a warning
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Also check this out if you're interested in fucking with weed
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> in b4 leddit
Happiness comes from autonomy and self-evident progress. If you're stagnating or degenerating, you're gonna get depressed. You need to better yourself, but that starts with your physiology. That starts with waking up at the same time each morning. I don't care if you wake up at 3, 6, or 9, but you ain't finna hit that dandelion if you don't stop crying
The Wim Hof Method is your friend. Join a gym with a unlimited yoga classes, go daily, use the sauna, and then take a cold shower. Stay off biz and twitter and faceberg.
This is actually really good though. Kratom will destroy your balls and give you a womanly clit within weeks.
kratom is to heroin like beer is to moonshine
gonna give you some moar advice senpai. Because I care
Also forgot to mention kratom is very helpful if you're trying to come off prescription opiates like vicodin, percocet, tramadol, etc. I was on suboxone for over a year, i started taking it recreationally like an idiot, and kratom helped me kick. It takes the edge off withdrawals and gives some temporary relief
take this shit to /b/
I used it to kick my alcohol addiction which worked like a charm but after 5 weeks of daily use it didn't produce any noticable effects anymore and I was obviously hooked to kratom. Withdrawals lasted well over a week and for me it felt like the flu combined with horrible
psyhological effects. I felt a deep profound sadness like the world was ending. It's quite mild and okay in moderation just don't get addicted.
>for me it felt like the flu combined with horrible
>psyhological effects. I felt a deep profound sadness like the world was ending.
Oh, I forgot to mention the anxiety. Let's not forget about the horrible anxiety.
>retarded redditors get addicted to a weak opiate
Means absolutely nothing.
Yep i go through it every now and then. It totally is horrible. A bit like codein. At least i sometimes have stomache ache like codein syrup withdrawal. But you right quittingkratom reddit is rediculous. Truth is kratom withdrawal can be a bit nasty but sometimes its not even happening. Nothing compared to real pain meds.
clean your room