/brit/

free Tekashi69

awful fucking thread

is this the world we really want?

flat tummies
tights
short hair

no longer need a belt on my 42" jeans

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not a fan of snakes, me

it's Bhang!!!!!!!!! you usually mix it with milk and it's legal over here because of religious reasons. we drink it during Holi (best Hindu festival)

want to live in new york for a bit

Dynamite Kid died

Lipstick makes women uglier. Prove me wrong.

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WHO ATE ALL THE PIES

finally
been waiting for this for ages

live by the dynamite...

Ovbiously it was Chesterton

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Christ and here I was thinking I was fat for no longer fitting into my 30" jeans

wish i was a pirate during the republic era when they were still noble outlaws instead of brutal thieves
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Pirates

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cant believe my adulthood acne and suffering was fixed with one simple prescription ffs

shit lipstick does, same as shit makeup

woman?

>wish i was a pirate during the republic era when they were still noble outlaws instead of brutal thieves

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fan of scurvy are ya

youtube.com/watch?v=M_qX4TO8D_g

but death is a small price for heaven

spagbol gang me

have you seen 2.0 yet brother?

Cop killer

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I'm not fan of anything clerical, but I wouldn't mind a state religion like Malta or Philippines (or Novorussia), as long as other minotiries weren't persecuted.

REMINDER, be on the lookout for this certain poster with a USA flag. Do not engage and do not respond

>thinks saying nigger randomly is funny
>will speak in British slang normally spoken by 12 year olds
>wishes he was born in London’s most slummy parts
>talks about footy but can’t run for more than 3 minutes without being winded
>voted for Trump and says he would vote for Farage
>is a white nationalist, despite himself not being white
>has never stepped foot in the UK
>yet uses the £ instead of $
>pretends to have been big fans of the Smiths his whole life, but can’t name more than 3 songs
>talks about Top Gear but can’t drive a stick to save his life
>vehemently backs Brexit even though it has zero effect on his life
>if he ever visited the UK, he’d visit Greggs just so he could brag about going to one here in /brit/ in some twisted way to get attention from British people

Humor: stopped maturing slightly before puberty
Creativity: non-existent
Education: some junior college
Mental functions: weak
Hobbies: shouting and hoping a British person gives him attention
Love life: right hand

that's like 3 different spastic yanks, you're all fucking weirdos

Because we have big Orthodox minority, and lesser Sunni (Tartar) and Jewish minority. Also a lot of Pagans (mostly nationalists). And athiests, old apparatchiks from communist times and their families.

We'd end Orthodox if it wasn't for Mieszko I.

Doing a spot of matched betting lads

free money innit, why don't all NEETs do it?

What does INT think of Yorkshire?

This post screams schizophrenia and autism. Fuck off

this
fuck every single yank without exception

In other words he’s an Anglo sycophant like every other yank in this general

>Rajnikanth
shan't

why has this general become a haven for North America's mentally ill?

eating a bar of mackies scottish chocolate
good stuff

who are the good indian directors?

Since I started lifting I've gained 22kg but my waist has only increased by 2.5". Chest has increased by 6.5".

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americanised poltards welcome them

hate niggers
hate brit slang
hate london
hate soccer
voted trump
am white
no other country is worth visiting
no idea who the smiths are
top gear was good
anything that fucks with the EU is good
would visit greggs

all me

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best chocolate i had was some finnish supermarket stuff

worst was a sample of some £60 bar in shoreditch london

They gravitate here because it's the most active English speaking general and they're all just here for attention.

is /ausnz/ broken you fat maori?

>soccer
it's spelled football.

what a shit goal

not arsed 2bh
i've lost 10-15 stone twice, I can do it again

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don't recall asking for your life story

right
that does it
/brit/ is a welsh speaking general now

Rwyf wrth fy modd cwrw

Because English is the only language we know. Retards from my country some to /brit/ seeking attention. When they shout POO NIGGER in the German or French general, they’re just ignored

dont care
fuck off

haha Sara I know you want to "eat the rich" but you didn't need to eat all of them!

moonfaced piefaced slag

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Slavs are cute

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I only post tits

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t. tyson fury

GOMAD for chad?

youtube.com/watch?v=uXsMo-SfacQ

hnnnnnnnngh

wyt ti'n ddod o'r dde?

virgin of the thread

I actually can't name any. I've only ever watched mainstream Bollywood shite and MOST of that is garbage. Satyajit Ray's name comes up whenever you discuss great Indian filmmakers but he's from before my time and I never really bothered watching his stuff 2bh. I really like a lot of Aamir Khan's films but he's not a director

had salmiakki chocolate once
love it

would rather have the yanks than the welsh desu

This is not on

Quit that

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anime

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twitter.com/VulgarDisplay3/status/1070404855670427652

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Would rather have yanks than british flags in this general

I’m trying to do you guys a favor and recommend ignoring him or them. They were in /cum/, but they migrated here because being 1 of many Americans in /cum/ wasn’t given them enough attention. They weren’t unique or special enough

So they migrated here to be the “annoying yank”. They have a twisted mind. Even when they’re universally hated, they love the attention

Ignore them and don’t engage

virgin weirdo

ddim yn hoffi yr bost hon

terrible at least have a real shave youtube.com/watch?v=TvKoDXbGDsw

>/éire/ sometimes falls off the board for hours at a time without anyone noticing

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good yanks:
jeffrey the ethiopian
the majesty poster
the dan has awoken poster
bad yanks: the rest of ye

need VAR ASAP

Testing testing 123

i hate this windows thinkpad piece of shit get me a macbook PLEASE

you ever feel sick of your meal halfway through dinner?

i keep losing my appetite despite the good food

Google has notified me of a Captain Marvel trailer 5 times today
I'm not interested in watching it though

zip it dave

Asian century incoming

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you have diabetes

funny how quickly everyone has come to realise that brexit will literally not be happening

people's vote is literally just a 2nd referendum and we all know the outcome will be to reject Brexit

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Same, haven't watch a single super hero film since the original avengers, fuck off.

D I A M O N D S

boy, you're gonna carry that weight a long time

I dunno this winter is surprisingly warm.