/brit/

Just shit out what I can only describe as a long brown noodle

>He believes Jow Forums memes
I see more manlets with cute girls than I do really tall guys, in fact really tall guys almost always seem to be with fat girls for some reason.

>i am not manlet
Bull fucking shit. I have never seen a Mexican taller than 5’ 8”.

law of proportion innit

Drudgery LOOMS

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manlets are mostly concentrated in south mexico

cope

reminder that schizo admitted to being 5'9 and 215lbs, quite literally obese

>Jow Forums memes on facebook
Cringe

ohh no
the irish subhuman has arrived

Yeah true maybe the fat girls go for really tall guys because they make them feel more feminine.
Epic meme but I'm not short and I'm only talking about really tall people, taller than 6'2 usually.

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The rule is; the browner the Mexican is, the shorter. If a Mexican has a lot of Spanish DNA and is paler than they will not be as short.

Turns out my ex gf has hooked up with some rich bloke and is now living the life of luxury.

Mad how women can just do that

Got a cash bet with toilberg that brexit will happen.

do brits even vote on their PMs? or do you just shuffle em around willy nilly?

You should just go murder them both.

tall guys don't have to try so they don't really put in any effort to improve themselves while the opposite is true to manlets

thailad is pizzagate real

Corrrrrr that must be a blow

*is wanking to cousins arse*

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I dunno, it seemed like there was definitely something strange going on when it was news and I was paying attention to it.

>The rule is; the browner the Mexican is, the shorter. If a Mexican has a lot of Spanish DNA and is paler than they will not be as short.
Yeah this, when i go to America, chicanos think i am an american and speak english to me hahaha

can't imagine being friends with your workers or with your boss

little sycophants, can't trust none of you

My brother is 5'10 and an alpha male
I'm 6'5 and a beta male

is he white or Thai
are all the people you work with white

Sure they do.

>tall guys don't have to try
*tall handsome proportionate guys
You really think women are blindly attracted to an ugly sperg just because he's tall? Face is the most important thing.

>virgin

i believe beto
only whites can be that autistic

Once you pass the "reasonably good looking/not ugly" threshold then it's all down to personality. Simple as

fake news buddy

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should probably leave the house more often

i am not even white, i am just a little light skinned

what part is wrong? you're clearly obese

god everything you post is just horrendously fucking spine shiveringly cringe mate
fucking neck yourself

>are all the people you work with white
that would be literally illegal here. There's like a Thais must be 90% (or something) of the staff rule.

poo nidger

>that dog
;-;

Yeah this, would rather be 6/10 but funny/charming than a 10/10 spastic

you're the only one complaining buddy

>30
factor in the fact that I have a far larger than average frame I'd wager I'm below.
could give a fuck if you want to google my BMI you fucking weirdo sadact freak.

certainly you don't have to speak Thai at work though right

>There's like a Thais must be 90% (or something) of the staff rule.
imagine having this in the west
crazy

I like to imagine a gassy Emma Watson resting her bum on my face and farting a few times before having to run off to the bathroom to shit.

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yeah because your so fucking forgettable nobody even replies to your shit

there's something beautiful about the british character
i think living on a shitty island made you lads more prone to go out and explore the world

>factor in something that isn't BMI and I have a lower BMI
hmm, no. you still have an obese BMI

ahh no
Josie and schizo leaf are fighting again

kiwi lad? big fan

It depends who I'm talking to and what about.
Good immigration laws here

nawww fake news bro

why does beto insist the kiwi is josie
how fucking thick can you be

WTF is this 5g shit? Apparently it can be used as a weapon

might narrate my posts as gimmick

insisting things are true even when he knows they aren't is his gimmick.

emmett is such a chad

>scat fetishism
eugh

tis like internet but for ones phone

bit cold out
*it's currently -4 and toilberg has insisted on waiting with putting on the heater until christmas

imagine people knowing you are into SHIT sexually

Farts aren’t scat.

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toilberg is anxious to see me at 8:30. thinking of keeping his arse waiting a bit

Nah apparently 5G can be used as a weapon. Not tinfoil tier either. Something to do with how the waves respond to the skin because of the frequency they vibrate at or something.

what about it

that bird thing was fake news btw

Want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts.

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well i have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself

want you and the other mentally ill to fuck off

once climbed a tall tree in pursuit of nidgers

Can you fit both hands on your willy, /brit/?

Why is Josie always so angry

*is really tired but continues to wank over cousins arse*

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Not talking about that
In September of 2017, 180 individuals identified as scientists and doctorates[71] from around the globe collaborated to begin a petition[72] to stop 5G's deployment due to the expected high density of small towers necessitated by the use of millimeter waves in 5G standard which have lower penetration.[73] Some cities have blocked deployment of 5G because of health and safety concern even with smaller cells that individually emit less radiation than 4G and older-generation cells.[74]
>windowscentral.com/how-microsofts-big-bets-5g-may-be-bad-your-health

reckon half the brits are actually polacks

>Still, with all the good 5G promises, there is a cost. Many are claiming that the particular radio frequencies that make 5G great and the thousands of small cell towers required to build out 5G infrastructure pose serious health risks to humans, animals, and the environment. And this outcry isn't coming from technophobes, conspiracy theorists or people on the fringe. Warnings against 5G are erupting from the international scientific community, a reputable source comprised of hundreds of scientists from around the world.

yeah me I like to get POO'd on dude

5g, huh, yeah, what is it good for? genuinely curious, say it again yall

In September of 2017, 180 scientists and doctors from around the globe collaborated to begin a petition to stop 5G's deployment due to health risks the technology poses.

5G technology uses a portion of the radio spectrum called millimeter waves. These are very high-frequency waves that give 5G the speed and data capacities that promise to transform the industry. Unlike current and previous spectrum used, however, millimeter waves lose their integrity over long distances, and they don't pass through solid objects very well. Buildings, trees, and even a falling leaf can interfere with millimeter waves. That's a recipe for lousy user experiences.

To compensate for millimeters waves short range and their susceptibility to interference thousands of "small towers" need to be, and are being, implemented throughout municipalities, towns, and neighborhoods. These small towers, which are affixed to lamp posts, traffic lights buildings and more, allow for the near "line of sight" directing of 5G millimeter waves toward users and devices. It is the inundation of these small towers, that will be required approximately every 10-12 houses, and will bath neighborhoods and cities in 5G millimeter waves that concern scientists and citizens. Following are some of the risks they've outlined:

Increased cancer risk.
Cellular stress.
Increase in harmful free radicals.
Genetic damage.
Structural and functional changes of the reproductive system.
Learning and memory deficits.
Neurological disorders.
Negative impacts on general well-being in humans.
Harmful effects to both plant and animal life.

Dire gimmick.

mentally ill freak

In addition to the 180 scientists in 35 countries who support the aforementioned petition, 230 scientists in 41 countries submitted an appeal based on peer-reviewed published research regarding the harmful effects of non-ionizing electromagnetic field exposure or 5G radio frequencies. Following are some of their recommendations:

Children and pregnant women to be protected.
Guidelines and regulatory standards are strengthened.
Manufacturers develop safer technology.
The public is fully informed about the potential health risks.
Medical professionals are educated about the biological effects of electromagnetic energy.
Governments fund training and research on electromagnetic fields and health.
Media disclose experts' financial relationships with industry when citing their opinions.
White-zones (radiation-free areas) established.

it is more funny than you

girl won't stop messaging me.

fuck off

dire wank over cousins arse

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Way better than spamming emma watson you fat fucking freak

cons
>Increased cancer risk.
>Cellular stress.
>Increase in harmful free radicals.
>Genetic damage.
>Structural and functional changes of the >reproductive system.
>Learning and memory deficits.
>Neurological disorders.
>Negative impacts on general well-being in humans.
>Harmful effects to both plant and animal life.

pros
>can load up the chon slightly faster

easy choice

health risks aside, that just sounds terribly impractical. How many millions of these things would be required across a country..

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going to turn 33 in 2 weeks