Is anyone else embarrassed to be an American? We're a joke. Look at the state of our literature, our artwork, our media...

>implying this affects the average Americans' live in any way
they can easily obtain guns and have a lot of stunning nature tho, so that's cool

if you are a qt boy you can stay in my house and I'll hide you from the police

When I'm abroad and around people who probably don't like Americans I sometimes speak with an accent.

At least you're not like an average Brazilian

Sometimes, I feel alienated from other Americans for being one European ethnicity. It's as if people expect for you to be more than one ethnicity. Surely, the entire country cannot be composed of multiple European ethnicities in one person.

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I’m like 70% native :/
I get bullied a lot and told to “go back to Mexico”

unironically my biggest dream is legally immigrating to the US

Yes, I'm embarrassed. However, realize that the Founding Fathers did not want the nation to descend into this current monster that it is now. If anything (and if they were alive), most of them would want us to dismantle it as soon as possible.

idk what you mean user, i feel great! unrelatedly im torqued on muscle relaxers and booze, am 27k in debt, have an illegitimate child, have gotten shot, am 800 lbs, cant stop watching incest porn, and only read at a 4th grade level. just hangin out being a reg american

Honestly, the most embarrassing thing here is you.

i say im Canadian

Sometimes I'm ashamed of my countrymen and the state of the country. I don't NOT want to be an American at the same time though.

Just go.

Must such having such a pussy mentality

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It's shit

i need some years of experience in my occupation

I respect americans because a lot of them hate the government and value freedom, unlike domesticated europeans who serve the system like slaves.

Hopefully

You're in luck. There are Polish enclaves in New York City. Polish is spoken, especially among the elders, and Polish culture is ingrained into the area. I'd imagine that would be a good entry point to "ease" into America so things wouldn't be too much of a culture shock. Either way, best of luck.

based if true
which tribe?

Enjoying freshman year of college?

Cherokee

post skintone

Oh hey I'm 1/170th Cherokee too!

>incest porn
You mean interacial cuckold porn, mutt

No
Nice meme, I was born on a reservation

Thanks, yes i know there are a lot of poles, but i have to end my degree and get a few years of experience without that it almost impossible to immigrate to the US

based
do you still maintain some of the culture?

Come on man, why not?

You have the art of TV shows and editing.

Try to, although our culture being annihilated by the US only allows for ancient shit which looks like a big LARP. Visit mom and dad on the reservation during festivals though

solid crit, apologies Marceau

I'm embarrassed of you lack of patriotism you fucking commie

im a celtic bull t.b.h

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I don’t own a phone nor a computer with a camera. I only own a physical camera which uses film

what happened to your people and all native Americans is probably one of the greatest tragedies in history desu

no, being an american has made me rich and happy

Great, you can send the film to my mailbox.

This desu

>Americans unironically willfully become genetic informants

Definitely.
>From Florida
>Say I'm Canadian when abroad
>Hope they drop the subject and move on so I don't have to come up with a coherent identity on the spot
I better think of one and stick with it since I'm not going back to that shithole.

based German

I dont really care, if they cloned me the world would be a better place. Also probably take that shit when your born anyways

Thanks, it seems like an empty thanks but nothing you can really do about it.

anywhere is better than florida

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>our culture being annihilated by the US
I-I'm sorry

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In another world, we could've been bro-tier.

I'd trade my life for yours anyway. French people are whiny lazy fags who always complain 24/7

I honestly wish native culture evolved like most other cultures instead of getting stuck in the hellish deadlock it got stuck in irl

No, do anything BUT this

Blame wh*Tes. Personally, I think the Great Lakes tribes had the best traditions/myths/languages.

>look at our people
you mean look at you
stop projecting, fag.

it's not "yours"

No.

We export our culture worldwide. Most people in the first world have a weird obsession with us--not to mention thirdies who are jealous of our culture and wealth

Speaking of wealth we are the world's largest economy, we were the richest per capita for almost the entire 20th century, we remain richer than 95% of Europeans, and we are the world's only real superpower since the end of WW2.

If anything I would be embarassed to be born in any country that isn't in the first world, and I'd still be embarassed to be British or French or Spanish or Portuguese

Embarrassed about something that happened by chance?
If you really dislike it that much you can get a 4 year degree and move somewhere else.

>chance
Hahahhaa yeah there's a body-soul lottery it's just chance you were born your parents didn't have sex and the laws of physics DEFINITELY aren't deterministic

cyka blyat

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Should have listened to your boy.

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I would, but I'm a based NewEnglander and am therefore proud.

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that's a pretty bad post

no lol

I was checking the thread on Jow Forums where people complain about the Canadian food prices. So some American dude posted prices from Michigan and HOLY FUCK they're pretty much the same as around here! Meanwhile Americans have like ten times more income.
Don't be sad user, at least you still have your guns and freedoms. And looks like the economy is doing great as well!
Most American haters on here are just LARPing.

>Look at the state of our literature, our artwork, our media, even our people.

FDR
Lincoln
Henry Ford
Melville
Pynchon
Gaddis
James Watson
Jonas Salk
Charles Horace Mayo
Thomas Edison
Thomas Jefferson

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What exactly is your objection to it? Do you believe in a soul-body lottery or in free will?

>FDR
he was our worst, most authoritarian, most destructive president. Justify Korematsu or the AAA or his plan to add 6 more judges to SCOTUS. You can't.

The objection is it has literally nothing to do with the original point of contention.
The quasi intellectual shitpost

Yes, but for none of the reasons you posted.

im ashamed in america because it gave us Jow Forums

for one, you've completely misinterpreted his post, for which the important thing wasn't whether him being born somewhere was accidental or determined, but whether he was born there by his own action.
and, for another, you're taking as granted a position of all-encompassing determinism, which is doubtful

But the upside is that it gave us 4channel as well, right my advertiser-friendly pal?

>Embarrassed about something that happened by chance
And I refuted the point

How is it not related?

Lol get fucked savage
USA USA USA

Then move to another country, faggot.

Yes we have our issues, but this is still a great place to live. There is a reason people from all around the world continue to move here. When it comes to careers, this is the land of opportunity. I’ll make WAY more here and secure a job much easier than I ever would in any other first world countries

>our people
We have innovativers
youtu.be/u0-pfzKbh2k
>our artwork
youtu.be/19ekWp4Tedc
>our media
youtu.be/Z6XicBBN1l4

Look at your president. He is the embodiment of every single american stereotype

>misinterpreted
No, even if I did my point stands to adjust call his perspective and take biological responsibility for being his parent's hier.

>determinism
>unlikely
Even if there is randomness at a quantum level (there might not be, see pilot wave interpretation for example) there is certainly no room for free will

Nice post barely not third world poster

youtu.be/xSdHina-fTk

Retards. You’re an ambassador to your country when you’re abroad, if you think people won’t like you because you’re an American, prove them wrong. Don’t be a piece of shit

>rich
>successful
>based
God bless DJT

FDR was a communist and a traitor

@98409456
Very, very weak bait.

Based

You;re thinking of Theodore Roosevelt who was a right-wing socialist like Bismarck

I wish I was American desu

All I want is a peaceful rural life in the Midwest with a Christian wife and kids. I want to go camping and hunting with my sons.

INSTEAD I was born in a dirty urban shithole where God and hope is dead, kids cost an arm and a leg, cucksheds cost half a million, and there's no wilderness or nature at all.

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You can get a work visa?

>abloobloo I suffer in first world because someone called me a mutt online

>our media
While America bankrolled it all, you should look into how much work all the Kiwis did in those films, you know like 80% of it.

The US government already took my DNA and fingerprints when I got a security clearance. Might as well have fun with it.

Of course NZ contributed a whole lot to those films. But it wouldn’t have happened without New Line Cinemas