Finally /makeit/, financially set for life

>finally /makeit/, financially set for life
>realize that no amount of money in the world can undo the childhood circumcision that has permanently mutilated my dick
What a cruel and twisted fate.

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send me your money

there are worse things user, for example my mommy and daddy didn't love me

You actually can have surgery to get “foreskin” now. Don’t know much about it but I’ve heard it mentioned a number of times.

Yes you fucking can you brainlet. Send me some crypto and I will give you the information for a stretching device that will restore your foreskin. A friend of mine did it because he felt the same as you. He even got in contact with the PhD who developed the device and gave him advice personally.

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My parents didn't love me either, apparently, because they allowed Dr Schlomo to take a hacksaw to my cock as a child.

Surgery will be nowhere near as good as having your natural foreskin, sadly.

You realize you're just stretching out what's left, not actually 'restoring' the missing parts, right? The foreskin isn't just some flap of skin, it's a complex piece of your reproductive organs with over a dozen unique functionalities and 20,000+ sensitive nerve-endings. A majority of the foreskin's function is PERMANENTLY lost when you mutilate it with circumcision.

Better than nothing and it will allow the keratinization of your glans skin to decrease increasing sensitivity.

I feel bad for you for having your foreskin cut off. I'm very happy I was born in Europe where mutilation of the male genitalia is not considered as normal.

I know, bro. I’m uncut, I feel bad for dudes that went under the knife. The “it looks like an ant eater” argument is so tired. My erect cock looks the same as someone that got cut but the head has much more color because it’s not all dried out. Most women I’ve slept with have told me they much prefer uncut dicks once they’ve actually experienced getting fucked by then.

Even though I'm probably more successful and intelligent than you, I still envy you. Why is life so unfair?

The bitches love my cut up dick, it's all in your head mate -pun not intended.
So what man, some bitches got big flaps for pussies and they still get dick.

Like unless your dick is actually disgusting, you can get laid.
It could be worse you could have a micro dick. A couple of my lady friends have talked about how they had a micro dick at one point and they didn't overly care. Buddy still got pussy and bust a nut, albeit not very much.

Broads aren't going to make you drop your pants and have a good look around to see what it looks like. If it's hot and heavy she don't give a fuck just shove it in.

Lol, how long does sex last for you neet?

When I have sex it's literally half of my fucking day. It's great and the ladies love it. It's so hard to cum cause I'm desensitized.

Enjoy your two pump jump hahah

everyone knows, user, this thread is uncut larp to cope with the fact these guys are more sensitive than circumcised men which makes them last way shorted in bed and makes them unable to fully satisfy their sex partner

Actually it's not LARP. I really am circumcised and suicidally depressed about it. It's fucked.

you have fucking made it, stop bitching, or send me your money and KYS

Me too buddy. Maybe we'll be less unlucky in the next life.

Well I mean it’s better to have no financial worries and have a fucked up dick than to be poor and have a ducked up fick

Who cares about your loss of sensitivity, more fulfilling ejaculations?
You will last more and girl will love it amirite bros? :) now go clap them walls while feeling nothing

If I fuck hard and fast out of the gate, I come pretty quickly. Not a bad thing for certain circumstances. If I can start a bit slow and not come on the first wave I can pretty much go far as long as I want to. Typically I get my partner off and then I come afterwards.

Yes man, whenever I cum it feels so good cause I just spent two fucking hours getting to it.

You know how satisfied you get when you finally make a girl cum?
Well they get the same feeling.
If they don't make me bust a nut and we stop fucking, they get desperate to make you cum.

I am not worried about you uncut losers. I've laid 3 different women in the last week alone :)

Stop being insecure. Be a man and don't cut your children. Learn to live for something greater than yourself.

hacksaw? haha you wish

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>friend of mine
>the dollarvigilante
I also browse the internet frendo

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