Finally /makeit/, financially set for life

>finally /makeit/, financially set for life
>realize that no amount of money in the world can undo the childhood circumcision that has permanently mutilated my dick
What a cruel and twisted fate.

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send me your money

there are worse things user, for example my mommy and daddy didn't love me

You actually can have surgery to get “foreskin” now. Don’t know much about it but I’ve heard it mentioned a number of times.

Yes you fucking can you brainlet. Send me some crypto and I will give you the information for a stretching device that will restore your foreskin. A friend of mine did it because he felt the same as you. He even got in contact with the PhD who developed the device and gave him advice personally.

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My parents didn't love me either, apparently, because they allowed Dr Schlomo to take a hacksaw to my cock as a child.

Surgery will be nowhere near as good as having your natural foreskin, sadly.

You realize you're just stretching out what's left, not actually 'restoring' the missing parts, right? The foreskin isn't just some flap of skin, it's a complex piece of your reproductive organs with over a dozen unique functionalities and 20,000+ sensitive nerve-endings. A majority of the foreskin's function is PERMANENTLY lost when you mutilate it with circumcision.

Better than nothing and it will allow the keratinization of your glans skin to decrease increasing sensitivity.

I feel bad for you for having your foreskin cut off. I'm very happy I was born in Europe where mutilation of the male genitalia is not considered as normal.

I know, bro. I’m uncut, I feel bad for dudes that went under the knife. The “it looks like an ant eater” argument is so tired. My erect cock looks the same as someone that got cut but the head has much more color because it’s not all dried out. Most women I’ve slept with have told me they much prefer uncut dicks once they’ve actually experienced getting fucked by then.

Even though I'm probably more successful and intelligent than you, I still envy you. Why is life so unfair?