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most people in the world aren't whtie ofc most facebook users won't be you fucking idiot

is that actually him?

based!

being a tramp is encouraged these days

youtube.com/watch?v=7_SAMrDnXOE
lovely song

le

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Good post

Facebook is paki central

yes

not gona watch but that title is beyond retarded, what's wrong wiht places like corsica studios?

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come to brazil!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=2oTs3221WJs
HOWLING

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I am incel

go back to facebook, granddad
you have to like those pictures of food your nan posted and moderate your DANK meme page that's followed by a bunch of 40 year olds

good job addressing my point, child

God I could imagine meeting this girl, asking her to go on a date and being rejected. Think it would kill me, she too perfect

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d-did we lose the race war??

lmao what point?

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

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maybe when you finish nursey you will know how to read

doing a read

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bought an iPhone 8 plus
had enough of android virgin shit

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What's nursey mate

What does she actually expect to achieve squatting with a kettle? What a waste of time, she could get better results using a bar bell.

*strum strum*
virgin fre-he-he-he-he-heeeeeaaak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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thats kino dude
is it supposed to make me look like an asshole?
thats hardman shit

that sounds really, really gay.

where you get dropped off by mummy everyday

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what's nursey

youtube.com/watch?v=xle_Z-4-iZo

Jesus Christ he lost a grand on the FOBTs?

:(
haha

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Would fucking love to see Hopkins take a big fat one up the arse.

not funny!

Yeah, probably why he's been so different of late.

what was your point? that the only people who don't use facebook are southerners or non-white? how is that even a point.
you can't half tell you use facebook mate, youre so fucking dense.

Regard myself as a modern day monk.

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Plan on living off the Lake District land this time next year.

my dad's an alcoholic and a crackhead and his behavior is very similar to seasidemark's
>oh I'm turning over a new leaf! I'm never drinking or smoking crack again!
the next day...
>day gets drunk and smokes crack
he's also several thousand pounds in debt and I have to buy food for him (though he does pay me back eventually so whatever)

It's a goblet squat.

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got ptsd seeing FOBT mentioned again
l didn't know what the acronym meant then and l still don't

Regard myself as a modern day shaman.

I laughed but christ, that's criminal.

You need to go back to nursey.

what the fuck are you talking about? you said that most people who use facebook are non white, I said that most of the earth's population are non white then you start spurging out because you don't understand simple probability.

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planning on going completely mental next Lent
going to fast for a week and whip myself bloody

what kind of facebook user are you?
are you a literal third worlder?
are you a literal baby boomer?
are you a Gazza who graduated from the university of life?
or are you a Chantelle "Super Mummy" Pilkington?

Just matched with sue

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grow up dave

>done me fuckin' bollocks in

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I'm a 20 something year old doomer who funposts in shitposting groups and various groupchats because I'm a hopeless wreck and I've got nothing better to do

could listen to myself talk shit all day
10/10 not cringe at all

>- School of Oriental
wtf does she need to learn? looks like she's got it down pat

youtube.com/watch?v=clpc5gUblWo

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alex jones has a top voice

cringing hard at this post

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love every sadcat picture ever

Might use this

think I have body dysmorphia
I'm apparently good looking but I don't see it

NEED Emma Watson to bend over and present like a good girl as I go to town doggystyle on her.

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cope

France is in turmoil lads

mobile.twitter.com/canaryfrance/status/1070754858997829633?s=21

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started taking a hot water bottle to bed

I have a cute gf who says I'm intimidatingly handsome

i don't see race (im blind)

wicked wicked
jungle is massive

Blimey next youll be taking a man to bed

That's the iPhone money spent then

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Until the stopper pops out and water goes everywhere. Then that’s your bed fucked for the night.

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Reckon I could heem your gf Tbh

youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_hNsBjXQA

Could someone download this BBC radio segment and upload it to MEGA or something, please? It's region blocked:
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09pl81v

It's about this:
youtube.com/watch?v=4hOK7bU0S1Y

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>uses downvote to describe votes in the houses of parliment
fucking redditors

next person to say nigger or paki is dead

...

Thanks for reminding me lads. Love QT qts

niggers and pakis

splash of vody down the throat now tucking into some coffee and ice cream and watching Seinfeld

I don't know who's on who's side any more

I thought the lyceens were against the gilets jaunes

Thanks

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youre dead