ITT: blockchain applications that make you laugh

ITT: blockchain applications that make you laugh

using blockchain for gaming so you can implement 'provably rare' items.

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>using blockchain for porn
Lmao

>using blockchain to get rich quick
FUCKING LOL

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>You can now make money off of a hooker giving a blowjob on the other side of the world.
What a time to be alive

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By the time you're using the blockchain for literally everything you will have forgotten this dumb post

>t. retard thinks that companies changing to sequentially hash their data will somehow pump his bags

Daps. All of them. Twitter on the blockchain, youtube on the blockchain.
Trying to recreate smartphone apps with DLT is like putting newspaper scans on the internet.
You're fundamentally missing the point of the new tech.

decentralized web hosting makes sense though which a dapp of twitter/youtube would achieve but it would be too slow. you'd be better of just putting webhosting itself on the chain in the way that sia coin puts cloud storage transactions on the chain.

>utilities requiring a shit token when the same protocol could be used for free
>example: pay per torrent (upfiring concept)

Torrenting is an amazing usecase. You can accurately incentivise people to seed and to host nodes. Unfortunately, that would involve the rewards going to people providing actual value, and the rent seeking parasites that make up the crypto community arent interested in that.

copyright agencies hate it when there's monetization of pirated goods even more than when it's free pirated goods

>blockchain for casinos and gambling

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that makes sense due to it stopping credit card charge backs

>using blockchain to buy things and transfer payments to people
I think you meant PayPal buddy. We already have that and it uses USD

relies too much on centralized agencies such as Banks that suck the wealth out of the common people. why do you think ww2 happened?

it does not work

Yup. All the tools are ready to easily destroy intellectual property laws as we know them.
But will anyone do it? Or will they set up a company with a ceo and an address and make everyone do KYC and get their usecase neutered to the point of uselessness?
You know the answer.

I could see it as a supplement to a centralized network like Netflix. Not for piracy or sharing free files. The moment you accept payment for distribution it goes from civil tort to criminal offense in the US.

>I could see it as a supplement to a centralized network like Netflix

that's exactly what noia will be. ico sale starts in 4 days.

You're probably right, unfortunately.
"Blockchain" will only be allowed in so far as it keeps the piggies in their pen.
Social networks that tie your online ID to your IRL ID cryptographically! Wow! So cool!

>Groastie

>ex vs model

Hurr durr and all the dozens of alt coins atms will exist
>someday
Heard that 10 years ago lol fag

using blockchain as a currency
>Pay a fee and wait for this to send, oh btw it just lost 15% value today because some whale dumped his bags for USD
Sounds way better than just giving my buddy a $20 bill

>Social networks that tie your online ID to your IRL ID cryptographically! Wow! So cool!
Yeah mandatory TKY type tracking is scary.

Phore

is that a trap?