Just grew an acre of moso bamboo now who the fuck do I sale it too?

Just grew an acre of moso bamboo now who the fuck do I sale it too?

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I didn't think this far

It like selling ice to eskimos

You have to make the bamboo look cool
Make one of those Japanese water boopy-tock things

Pandas

Muso bamboo is used more along the lines of construction. It is popular to be used as flooring and plywood

Continue..

ITT: OP is so desperate he is seeking advice from obvious shitposts.

Know any panda's? They are mad for it apparently

Look. I have an estimated 9,600 stalks of this shit and I don't know what the fuck to do with it. It is taking over my neighbors yard and they are pissed

Can I sale it to their owners? A zoo perhaps?

You didn't do shit you just wanted to use that pic

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And you just wanted to post that underrated gif

bad idea, it grows naturally in china, they have diff strains and tons of it... you should have bought it from them, prob cheaper than growing it

anyway i think you will have to process it and turn it into something, example hardwood floor...

shove under american gi fingernails he talk in no time dirty capitalist pig

good luck killing it

Make bamboo water canteens. The weebs would lap it up.

How?

The climate in which I live is good for growing bamboo. Maybe next time I could buy the seeds from china?

Make bamboo pipes and bongs for dude weed bros

>Shrimp farm yielded 133% of my expected harvest in kg
Where the fuck do I sell these extra shrimp?!?!

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