/smg/ - Stock Market General

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Movers:
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Earnings Report Calendars:
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earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
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Fox Business Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

wizdaddy.io/
youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ&t=32s
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for bullish on DB

>they didnt buy Consumer non-cuclicals at historical dips

whoopsie doodles

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We're pumping the S&P 500, buy buy buy

>9845248
Are you going to get raped by a bunch of rednecks or (feather) indians ?

Second for being stuck in the middle of no where by a potato field

Comfy, are you going to get raped by a bunch of rednecks or (feather) indians with no comdom ?

go long potato futures, a starving comfy is about to eat this year's crop

this

No, I refuse to be ass raped! I will only accept feminine penis

Should I just double down on HMNY? I have a disease.

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Sell you fool

>I have a disease
down syndrome?

Anyone know why IRBT is up 28% over the past month?

What’s wrong with the car? Want me to come get you?

When I choose a long-shot I'm always tempted to double down to 0 on the off chance it somehow works out. The higher the risk the more I am compelled to waste my profits from other shit. Maybe I should just drive down to Winstar Casino this weekend. If only my friends were into high stakes poker, I need my gambling fix.

I lost 4 dollars today guys
I had it all and just like that it's gone

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Try reading those numbers again fella

that's ok.
some of us made money

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Today: +0.30% and all time highs

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Color me this grandpas, why would you invest in slow stocks when we are in a crypto gold rush?

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same lad, sitting at all time highs
B A S E D `

i dont want my wallet to disappear because an exchange gets "hacked"

alright let me rephrase
I lost a potential gain of 4 dollars and wound up 39 cents in the hole

cause crypto is for fags

because bitcoin doesnt give me any value. its like owning metal, except metal is at least shiny
my stocks pay dividends and grant corporate voting rights and make me more powerful than you

>hes going to miss TESLA 375 short term
>hes going to miss AMD 40 EOY

The absolute state of brainlets
Calling AMD $40 insane shows you have no imagination

It won't go a single cent higher than 39.99, screencap this.

can you start tripping as TeslaAmd5Guy or something? you're shilling is top notch and I need to know who to listen to in the next thread

I was in GIS BGS before the meme.

nigga the fuck

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What do you mean?

>shilling

I'm simply fucking talk stocks m8. If people listened to me here they would be up big gainz.

100%. I have AMD and TSLA calls. 100% I don't think shit posting on smg helps those positions in any way.

Gewd
Now watch for a CAG entry point after earnings on the 28th

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someone just got bogged
accept your gains lad

You guys just dont like crypto because you missed the train.
Why would you trade it to make some quick money then go back in stocks? Dividends are pretty slow money anyhow.

All I would ask is that you imagine the necessary happenings to reach $40. Once you understand this you will understand why I am so bullish on AMD.

Simply search through the thought vector space on AMD over the next year.

thanks for buying my bitcoin bags last year nigger
enjoy your total loss

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>tfw searching though the thought vector space

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I missed the train. I don't like crypto because it's a ponzi scheme designed for holders to shill about how much money they made. At some point it reaches capacity and like all pyramid schemes it ends.

It will hold some value but the run is over. If you made money in the run, great move, but it's not anything more than that. Are you telling me random coins that anyone can knock off in a month with a good operation are going to hold value?

Bitcoin has no capacity for growth anymore and it's not a good currency for many reasons it would have to solve.

HMNY strong!

Accurate

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based

On the road for work, but I do have AMD as like 10% of my portfolio, I share at least a portion of your confidence. I just think an end of year target is a little too soon for the requisite scenario to play out. Midterms almost always cause insane gains that last till the middle of the next quarter. After that it almost always dips/crashes. If your gonna see 30+ on this bull run its going to be in Febuary.

Another tip: Always search the space from the both ends. From the origin point and an imagined end point. It's hilarious humans haven't figured this out yet and codified it into common understanding.

If you are searching an imaginary space, you need an imaginary end point. You do this automatically as a human via imagination but might not realize what you are doing algorithmically related to complexity reduction.

That's great. I don't care $40 end of year. Call me insane instead of giving advice it helps you realize you are wrong eventually.

>hes waiting for the $12 AMD pullback

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The circle jerk is building on SMG and more and more robinhood users are buying it
Flash crash when?

Yeah seriously. I can see this thing taking a shit so hard.

I'm tempted to buy puts, but I honestly can't bring myself to bet against a supreme meme

I agree wholeheartedly. I just used it as a way to basically double my money. I'm basically all out, I think the gas tank is empty and it will just go sideways or slowly lose value with time. The hype is over. I gotta get back into some stocks but i'm also a little worried how much longer we can go before a economic downtown again.

CAG and SYY on watch now. Snagged that cheap T and VZ the past few weeks too.

never bet against a supreme meme, that's why you dont short bitcoin, dont short telsla, dont short anything where the """investors""" are acting completely irrationally

i have a bleeding put on it, I hope, but it seems this pump is real. didn't realize intel was actually fucking up and amd has high projected sales
still i've got a few months until expiry so i can wait until the hype cools down

>dont short bitcoin
Bitcoin is staggering like a drunk bitch until it hits the ground. People like you belong in the gutter or a garbage fire.

uhhh you are banned from options now

The only options I have are SVXY calls, because the golden bull run!!

Also, try out this for some retarded stock picks
wizdaddy.io/

Just kidding ignore that link, its fucking gay

Comfy do you do drugs?

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS
WHERE MY DELIVERY?
WHERES MY NIGGER GODAMN FUCKING DELIVERY?

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Only Latuda, venlafaxine, and lamotrigine :)

Man dude, you ever try going off those things or do they help?

Staggering drunk bitches are great for a short ride.

the market can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent

This is true.

Do you have seizures? :(

good drugs
do you like them?

What do you take them for?

Sounds like for mood swings, schizophrenia, and depression.

>tfw you btfo every metal shill and commie on Jow Forums and kill all their threads

I dont get it, cant a single person argue with me for an extended amount of time?

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I like them a lot, work really well. They've kept me from become an hero, so that's nice
Use them for anxiety, depression, sleep disorder and early onset skitzo
t. typical Jow Forums user

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b-but metal is shinny !

>not just taking zoloft + heroin as a cure-all

Is hmny a good buy? Just a few months ago profits in the company went from like 1 mil to 6 mil within 4 months. Also its super cheap. Seems like a good buy to me.

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Man, I never was into the pharma drugs so I guess I just improved my life the hard way by getting through it. I refuse suicide to spite all the ass holes in my life that probably want me dead.

Fig bro. I hope they help you. I did 10 years on high doses of lexapro and klonopin. Almost ruined my life. Clean and sober for almost 4 years now.

Yes. HMNY is going to come back strong tomorrow, just you watch. It's going to be the number 1 on robinhood soon.

Why do all the tripfags sound miserable :c

Life hard, until you achieve what is known as Ultimate Zen :)

That's hardcore, klonopin is a major bitch. I swear crack would be easier to live with. I'm sorry :(

The regional choice where I live is meth and ambien

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>bonds only compete with dividend non-cyclical, thats why they dipped so hard this year
But they won't dip again for the rate hike this Wednesday because the pain from rate hikes becomes duller as more occur?
>Stocks will have the same rate while also doubling in price from this historical dip so your YOC will be double bonds for life, hence why Im buying those instead of bonds
I'm aware that dividend stocks beat the hell out of bonds (at the cost of risk)
What's YOC?

I can almost hear Lincoln Park playing

Bought FB dip too early and dug myself out with longer term options.
Lately it's mostly TLT puts.
So, yeah. I don't want to keep doing this though. It's for a rare trade that I have strong conviction on, but it's super fucking distracting and stressful.

>chink stocks
I've been fuckin tellin ya, famalam

>HMNY
Oh no, another smol spec bites the dust :'^(

I bought BAC today how fugged am I?

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YOC is yield on cost

They wont dip again because unlike bonds, the stocks will just raise the dividends to bat them. Thats something bonds typically wont do...

like I said previously, you need to have serious issues to decide to start tripping on Jow Forums

>meth and ambien
I prefer cocaine as my upper and booze as my downer, but to each there own.

Don't forget to load up on some VIX tomorrow. It might just change your life.

You were supposed to buy under 30
I was shilling hard

You have issues.

no bully

HMNY is fucking up, you can go eat shit.

I'm selling my SVXY calls at open, I should have sold them at close but oops.

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my apologies mate.

Good night gentlemen! Fuck the Caps.

Short SPY overnight. Wish me luck.

meth klonopin and heroin is the superior and budget way to work and live

Why do you like paddockposting comfy?

>Today: +2%
Samesies.
Don't you just love being a boomer and raping all the smol specs?

This.
I wish Nikkei bro would tripfag too. I went at least a full fucking month before I started recognizing and paying attention to his posts

I bought a ton of Bitcoin when it was below $5k. Haven't touched it since selling out at $10k.

>Unironically enthusiastic about holding the bags of a scam artist that literally has (no larpo) dual citizenship to Israel

Never short a meme on an upwards run. Even with options.
You get double fucked:
1) it's irrational market behaviour already, so get ready to baghold
2) if it's on the run up, the IV will make the options even more expensive

The interview Eric gave a few days after the shooting was the most kino thing i've ever seen. My favorite videos of it got taken down (thanks jewtube), but here's a good one

youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ&t=32s

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Did you really expect any different from Jow Forums.
Lexapro was harder to kick than klonopin.
BAGGY!!! WHERE YOU BEEN BRO!
>inb4 rehab again

no. Nikkei is pure and must not tripfag.

>Tripfag on Jow Forums
>Not a miserable humanbean

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I avatarfag here, thats as far as Ill go

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Weed was shit today. Popped one of my stop losses.