Harland edition
/dixie/ Southern US & Friends
Kayden Anderson
Jace Taylor
@the_Finn
Re: curry
what type of curry are you making tomorrow
Logan Clark
404
Brayden Lee
Panang one that plant made
Joseph Wood
Ryder Gutierrez
post of faith
Easton Perry
hate people who don't like nixon
love nixon
simple as
Jaxon Gomez
y u h8 me ;-;
Oliver Bennett
because nixon was the second best president we've ever had in terms of policy
Liam Adams
Uhh china is not good policy???????????????????????
Also uhhh WATERGATE amirite fellow libtards????
Thomas Cruz
wtf why my peepee hurt
Parker Stewart
you jerk off too much
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Ryder Rogers
Ole and Sven are at a funeral. Suddenly it occurs to Ole that he doesn't remember the name of the dearly departed. Ole turns to Sven and asks: "Sven, could you remind me again who died?" Sven thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not sure," Sven points at the casket, "...but I think it was de guy in de box."
Sven and Ole go to Fargo and visit a brothel. A woman says she will have sex with both of them for $20, but insists, "You have to use rubbers 'cause I don't want to get pregnant." They agree. Back on the farm, a week later, Sven says, "Hey, Ole, remember that girl we met in Fargo?" "You betcha, why?" Well, I been thinking I don't give a damn whether she gets pregnant or not." "Me neither." "Well, let's take dese damn tings off, then."
Ole went to the Sons of Norway Hall one night and finally won the door prize, which was a toilet brush. He was so excited that he won he brought it home and used it often. Someone asked him during the next meeting what the prize was and if he liked it or not. Ole replied, "Yea I like the toilet brush, but I think I'm gonna go back to using paper."
Ole goes out one day to use the outhouse, and he finds Sven there. Sven has his wallet out, and he's throwing money down into the hole of the outhouse. Ole asks, "Uff da! Sven, watcha doin' there, fella? You're throwing the five dollar bill and the ten dollar bill down into the hole of the outhouse! Whatcha doin' that for?" Sven answers, "Well, when I pulled up my trousers I dropped a nickel down there—and I'm not going down into that mess for just a nickel!"
Ole is on his deathbed. The doctor has told him he has only a few hours to live. He catches the scent of his favorite bars wafting through the air. With all the strength he can muster, he drags himself into the kitchen and sees a fresh pan cooling on the rack. He cuts one out and bites into the scrumptious cookie. Lena comes in, smacks his hand, and says, "Shame on you, Ole! Dese are for after de funeral!"
Jack Flores
Hitler
Leo Hughes
Von Kautokeino
Tyler Clark
this animal will kill you until you die
Owen Perez
dont (you) me
Adrian Torres
Shan't
Lincoln Walker
Shart
Jackson Allen
Thoughts on this
Christopher Lopez
Creme Soda is p good.
More of a Coca-Cola man myself.
Jacob Lopez
thoughts on this
Zachary Brown
had the grape flavor when i was down south. pretty good. cant seem to find them up here
Nathan Morris
car battery is dead
was about to go get bourbon
Robert Ward
you got legs don't you?
Ethan Evans
>not having a jump pack
Bentley Price
faulkner county is dry, not walking to the next county in 35 degree rainy weather
Anthony Campbell
you got an umbrella don't you?
Leo Anderson
n-no...
Isaac Edwards
>dry
>rainy weather
so full of contradictions it is staggering, conway
Eli Nelson
Today's weather is not for the depressed
Ryder White
we're unironically a dry county because the owner of the liquor store on the county line sits on the board and votes no on opening liquor stores whenever it comes up to keep his business ahead
clever bastard
Nicholas Reyes
There are alternatives
Nathan Cruz
>filename
based
Grayson Gomez
;_;
Adam Cook
Hunter Gray
he was manipulated by (((terraists)))
reuenthal's only fault was wanting to see the extent of his skill measured against reinhardo
Matthew Garcia
Macaron man bad
Chase White
macon man good
Austin Gutierrez
>Macon "man"
grim
Kevin Reyes
Mackn
Parker Ward
chortled heartily at this post
Charles Miller
Thank you
Andrew Fisher
>his only fault was challenging Alexander the Great
it's an incredible fault to have
Wyatt Butler
bord
Grayson Powell
What would be a good name for the green bit?
Using the same name but with the direction before it to differentiate is commie tier.
Isaiah Price
Free Québec and we'll talk
James Edwards
How about
"The Democratic Republic of Dickfuckpiss"
William James
Confederation of Western Canada
you could name it after some geographical feature but i don't know what would be common between them since alberta and BC have the rockies and saskatchewan and manitoba are flat as an asian
Dominic Jackson
im a girl btw teehee
Lincoln Russell
That's Canada's problem now.
>flat as an asian
Jej
Samuel Miller
Ok
Then name the green bit Western Québec because they're coming for you as soon as the Canadian problem is dealt with
Aiden Hall
They'll never make it past Winnipeg. There isn't a drop of wine between there and Kamloops.
Nicholas Rogers
whats your opinion on the french canadians
Angel Parker
I guess my people can always send them rations We have too much wine
Brandon Powell
We can also survive drinking Anglo Blood and the emotion you call hate.
Noah Cruz
I like them a lot, but sometimes I suspect the feeling isn't mutual.
Except for the Francophone flaglet that comes here. I think he likes me a bit.
You guys need to build a car that runs on wine. You'll never have a fuel crisis.
Tyler Moore
Alberta 2
Alternatively: Kiwetin
William Wood
>Kiwetin
Explain pls, Mr. Injun word knower
Owen Lewis
"The North Wind"
It's a Cree word and I thought it was deserving since it gets colder than Hell there
Sebastian Bailey
That's actually breddy good.
I thought about "Chinook" since those are a distinctively western thing but only like a third of the west actually gets them. Also it's the name of a tribe so taking their name for a country wouldn't be very cash money of us.
Josiah Fisher
reminder indians would have prospered under a french north america
curse the bloodthirsty anglos
youtube.com
Wyatt Sullivan
No not really
ye
Jason Bailey
silence anglo
Daniel Foster
>tfw Halifax put a bounty on Mi'kmaq scalps but they were too hard to get so people just scalped Frenchmen and tried passing them off as Indians
Jackson Miller
i.4cdn.org
>king of the hill
Jackson Bell
based
Juan Edwards
Mason Cox
you should name it hyperborea
Leo James
Name it Conway, Arkansas
Luke Young
>car doesnt work so now im stranded
>only have food for 3 days, will probably die afterwards
such is life in amerikkka
Carter Morgan
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Thomas Gutierrez
niggers
Jace Edwards
actually bought groceries and then it died when i got home and put them up
stocked up for a week tbqh
Eli Campbell
ahem you forgot to say fuck
Levi Davis
fuck
Ethan Cooper
What do you call two African Americans in the act of procreation?
Procreating African Americans.
Leo Perez
why post an autistic cat
Aaron Sanchez
Oliver King
Cute
Liam Richardson
sparkling wiggles
Hudson Gomez
Mason Walker
based cajuns
Michael Myers
got a voicemail (2 days old) from my professor (no fucking idea how he got my number) saying he couldn't find my last test and i was having a fuckin heart attack but then i got an actual call a few minutes after posting telling me he found it
feeling every possible emotion there is right now
Ryder Lewis
nice blog
Samuel Cooper
*clap clap clap*
Caleb Brooks
please remember to subscribe and hit that little bell icon so you never miss an update
James Adams
That kinda made me but I watched it whole.
Aiden Davis
>no fucking idea how he got my number
your uni probably had it
Levi Jenkins
MEUUUUH
Asher Moore
are we posting bovine now?
Nicholas Parker
I still like it
Carter Bennett
Im only getting to coffee now. sad!
Bentley Hughes
As expected tbf
I like it too, summer is definitely my fav season but I like having proper cold weather whenever it's not summer
Joshua Miller
those mountains look so cool. I hope I see real mountains one day with my own eyes. I think you have good landscape diversity where you are. pretty jealous
Aiden Gutierrez
Hudson Richardson
This will be the cover for the /dixie/ band debut album.
Landon Diaz
absolute classic
Nathaniel Lopez
Imma keep posting pictures all the way through winter
For a country a bit smaller than Texas yeah we certainly have an amazing diversity I'm still surprised after several years of reading about it
We jut suck when it comes to really getting away from people, most land is put to use even if it doesn't seem like it when hiking through