Dear Russians

all i want in life is a gf and some food

same

Hallo hallo, ist das Russo-Deutsch Freundschaft thread?

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Russian-German Alliance when?

why germans like Russia?

Russian-European friendship

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Russian girls are pretty

>Stronger than China

Du hatte einen Job

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I feel like we are the only western country that understands you

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This. We know what it is like to be a bloodthirsty country but get cockblocked by *mericans

Guys, there is a stereotype about German pedantry in Russia, is it true?

If you spitroast Poland again nobody will care

ugh... what could've been...

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American (Jewish) influence has destroyed our country so we look for an alternative.

Dear russians, thanks for not invading us

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German–Soviet_military_parade_in_Brest-Litovsk
>The parade began at 16:00,[6] and the "Victory Arches" were erected which the Soviet troops decorated with swastikas and red stars and through which German troops marched.[8] The Soviets fielded the 4th Battalion of 29th Light Tank Brigade, which was the first unit of the Red Army to roll into the city. The Soviet and German generals paid homage to each other's armies and their respective victories over Polish forces.[9]
>;_;

Em, yeah, okay, it's not the time yet.

there are a lot of people think similar but about Russia. it is a worldwide trend. russian think that jew, Europe and USA want to destroy homeland.

I think many eastern european countries (like Poland) would like to destroy Russia, but they are too weak to do so

>but they are too weak to do so
I don't think it's really possible for anyone to wage a war against a country with the most powerfull weapons on planet.

>it happens
>the Polish collectively shit themsleves while clenching their arseholes.

This is not truth. This is what western media wants everybody to believe, but in reality Eastern Europeans, including Poles loves us

There are other means to destroy a country, like sanctions, funding separatists movements etc.

Can we roast you on a spit, too?

I think many Eastern Europeans are very afraid of Russia and they would prefer to see Russa either gone or turned powerless

bad idea. it would be like Somalia with nuclear weapons

>being dependant on gas in 2018

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Fuck H*tler for stabing comrade Stalin in the back

i agree, but they don't seem to understand this

If that ever happens, can we get your girls as "refugees"?

only including me

are you a girl(male)?

Finland will be annexed by russia in our lifetime

I am male, but in that case, my girl is your girl

gib.

youtube.com/watch?v=3jVc8coAUhc

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Russian men raped all of your women. Stop being such fucking losers.

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>Russian men raped all of your women
They got purified dear

It was mutually. We exchanged DNA.

and so did we with theirs
what the fuck does it matter today tho?

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It was mutual, and it was for diversity

just some good-neighbourly banter

>nord stream thread
>no butthurt poles
that really makes me think

>what does it matter that our great grandmothers were held down and raped over and over again by these guys
All of the real German men died in the war, I guess. You guys are like faggots.

I wonder if the Russians will ever don't see us as the opposing other side.
Why can't we just be friends.

the "real" germans froze to death in Stalingrad, meanwhile I shitpost in my comfy appartement
Guess I won, after all

Dear Russians

Thank you for supporting us over the anglo leech in Gibraltar. You're welcome to keep visiting Ceuta and transit/docking your warships there.

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And the US fucks us to this very day. So what?

To be fair my grandfather before probably shot half their families.
Good bit of banter on both sides back then.
Also while they were busy raping some girls in the east you did pic related which is not exactly better.

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Gib
Aryan
Germanic
Pussy

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