/brit/

RATTLE YOUR SABERS
LIGHT THE BRAZERS
SLAY THE HATERS

same except without the working out

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>got REarrested

thick as pig shit can't expect much from an actual neanderthal

you forgot an important detail
he's actually a paedophile

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something something loicense xD something
bongs btfo

ACTUAL noncecase posting right among us

need this sicko locked up

Where are you streaming the UFC fight?

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the desire to commit suicide is omnipresent, lads

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the fact this thing continues to be free is disgusting

twitter.com/MediasTrue/status/1071498026819223553

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I have a TV subscription

You’re a stupid person and a virgin
And ugly as rotten fruit

I'm still a virgin

But not omnipotent.

booting up rdr2 lads

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No it's not

the fire rises

stop letting this narcissist freak control the discourse of /brit/, filter and forget it

Tits mate look at the tits

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im going to this cliff tomorrow

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He'll never get those. He might as well save himself the trouble and just kill himself, lad.
Kill yourself, lad.

honest question: you're a literal and actual pedo sex case who got a massive second change and you spend your days here shitposting here begging for attention, why?
If i got a second chance like that I'd never come back here, mind im not a freak like you

I'm on 4/5 for my five a day lads. Also managed a prostate orgasm earlier so today's been going surprisingly well considering I got up at 2pm

Which one we on about now?

NIPPLE! NIPPLE! MR JANITOR THIS POST HAS A NIPPLE! HURRY!

What do I want out of life?
#1 Friends
#2 Purpose

posting here is the closest I come to interacting with friends

working used to give me purpose but DBS checks have fucked me so I don't know what my next move is

why is the thread so slow

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amer is a sick fuck

>In 2015, the NHS in England spent £142 million on prescribing paracetamol, ibuprofen and aspirin
But lets give free jamrags to splitties

it's weird how when you look at events in europe in the past 5 years and literally everything has happened the way Putin would have wanted it to happen

do i think he's been behind everything? no don't be silly. but i think he's been extremely lucky that things have happened this way

cannot stop thinking about a woman i've never even talked to before
what the fuck is wrong with me

if you want friends you need to stop insulting everyone and calling them pakis
all your trip attracts is vitriol and abuse and you're constantly getting banned so why keep it on?

dumb cat poster

Are you into lads or lasses, Moni?

One of those million could have gone down my backpocket, no questions asked

John Lennon was part of the leftist gang of thugs who aided the North Vietnamese, the Khumer Ruge and the Patet Lao in bringing mass murdering communism to South East Asia.

John Lennon was a socialist war criminal and on December 8th 1980 his death sentence was carried out. Good shooting Mark!

We haven't had to hear Lennon's "Give B.S. a chance." mouth for 38 years now!

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he also beat his wife (based)

based anti-John Lennon poster

Top quality Rorkery this

Without the trip, I'd feel more alone

I'll stop calling people pakis, if you think that'll help me turn people here into IRL friends

Both and neither

JAMRAGS
TO
SPLITTIES

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macron is a slimeball

youtube.com/watch?v=P9yz7GWNfBQ

can't even watch it because I can see it happening

like a virgin? no, madonna, i am a virgin!

He's French of course he is

When was the last time you bonked?

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if poley committed a terror attack it would be an example of both islamic terrorism and white supremacist terrorism

media wouldn't know whether to cover it up or to condemn it

Oh user don't be so scared. It's just a female body

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Fraiser > Friends

*blows janny whistle*

Off to bed wagies! Don't want to miss those penalty rates now, do you?

get the bumps out

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churchtoil on the morrow

snorting dandruff

/arelad/

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well fucking duh. shit on a stick > friends

Daily Mail Headline: Yellow Fever Spreads

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why should I care about a bunch of yobbos in france whinging about petrol prices

wanktoil tonight and sunday morning

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raaaah

Must be doing everything right if he makes Murdoch mad.

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wheres are grace

Good lad

dead I think dunno if they've found a body

You know in world war 2 prior to the Nazi invasion of Soviet Russia, the Soviets had all sorts of agents plotted in American unions and such to promote the idea of isolationism so America wouldn't join the war.

I mean whose to say what they are up to these days, they definitely have pshyops imo

>he thinks its still about petrol prices
state of you

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want to die

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murdoch>soros simple as

this is why democracy is so dysfunctional

nidgers...

kiwis WILL murder this

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very bad opinions

based

I haven't been paying enough attention to think or care about it at all you smelly garlic freak

going to get a chili dog pie for dinner lads

Once marathoned every Harry Potter movie with my ex in bed. Didn't care for the movies much but I miss just having some company.

business idea: sequel to Inception but based in Africa with all African actors in countries where tonnes of them have AIDS and call it InFECtion

if Australia raised petrol prices, it would burn to the ground

see Your response?

finally finished reading the entire written work of Mencius Moldbug
absolute genius of a man, quite blown away with his analysis of the modern world

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>missing out on a hot opportunity like this to make fun of the French

Really just want to see france crumble to give us more bargaining power with brexit

my response is why did you film your flatmate on the loo