showed my girlfriend our portfolio’s loss since February today. Tried to hide the March-April dips but today was too much.
I added a wojak to show my suffering. She wasn’t having it. She’s currently on the phone sobbing. What the fuck do I do biz? Half my portfolio was LINK.
why did you do that?
what good did you expect to come of it?
>gf
fucking normalchad get OUT
she's gonna fuck a pack of niggers :/
>girlfriend
>"our"
jesus christ OP
it was 20,000 we saved up working jobs in college. We both got scholarships our senior year so we had some money to invest. Half of it was hers. We are under 10k now.
You know what to do OP
Why is there so many normies on this board now?
this is what I am afraid of. Love life is rocky. Last time we had sex bitcoin was 8k+.
THE FUCK did you tell her for
there is no excuse, nigger
go buy sharder
There is still an opportunity in crypto.
This thing is taking me away from my wageslave lifestlyle.
Keep holding. You guys are young, you can make it back. Dont be the sad sap who sells the bottom.
If you guys were gonna tilt this hard, you should have put your money in a different asset class. Too late for common fucking sense now though.
Treat the money like it's gone. You're on this ride to the end now.
>half of my portfolio was link
Dude... You fucked up
>Half my portfolio was LINK
Yeah, should be all of it.
let her know this shit is gonna drop to 6k. but that it will all be good in a couple of months
Women dont have balls they panic.Lose their control easily they are emotion driven creatures. Hold your link stack and you are gonna make it when you do make it dump her and get an upgrade
>Women dont have balls
WELL GEE WHIZ
pro tip: you share that girl
Does she understand the pink wojak meme? You should explain it to her and maybe that'll lighten her up. You should also share some pepes with her. Maybe even send her sminem saying that the bull is prepped.
BUY HIGH
>WAS Link
Not gonna make it anymore
>muh anxiety!!!
my girlfriend gave me 5k to play with feb
she knows we're done.
doesn't care
because we're not little bitches
man the fuck up OP
also wtf are you doing buying link you literal retard
I dunno I'm having the same problem. I showed my girl some charts and losses and she took out her dick and slapped me with it. I hope she stays through the dip.
>not married
>shared portfolio
Give her back her 10k.
Inb4 incels: Id say the same if it was his friend.
My gf does not care for crypto at all and Honestly thinks they are all meme coins so she does not give a shit how high or low my portfolio goes. Anons might think this is a good thing, it's not, she acts as if it's some stupid hobby of mine or like I am playing a video game. Can't swing trade anymore because of it, I don't get why I see so many Anton's on here bitching they don't have a gf, enjoy it you stupid lucky cunts
Nah if she wants out give her half of current portfolio, that would be fair.
Grow some balls and don't be embarrassed lol
Sell now.
If you don't, you won't have a reason to kill yourself when if go back to the ATH as usual.
We all need you to die, so please, sell the bottom.
>telling your gf about your crypto stack
yea you already goofed bruh
yikes
Not half, 10k. This fucking idiot has no business managing other peoples money. At least with that gesture he can finally act like a man.
Kill yourself OP
You don't deserve to make it.
You're done. You can't provide for her, she can do without your dick, you can't comfort her emotionally. She has her eye on someone else. Also she's stupid for giving you her money and you're an idiot for taking it.
>Half my portfolio was LINK
I mean she gave him the money knowing that it could go up or down.
If she's not your wife, you don't tell her a goddamn thing, you idiot. You've already lost. Break up with her before she sends you pics of her sucking dicks that aren't yours.
women only like XRP
>my girlfriend
>our portfolio’s
What did user mean by this?
I doubt that. He probably told her it was a sure thing that had been going up for 3 years and would be 100k soon.
It means he already has a ball and chain on him before he even got married
This is now a thread on how to cuck OP
people have to take responsibility for their own actions, even if they have cunts. youre the only incel itt, thinking that women are retarded and cannot be held responsible for anything and should be treated like autistic children. guess what, you wont get any pussy with that attitude.
>our
Didn't need to tell us... we could tell you were an all Linker. Please allow me to give your origins and who the first Link posters were..
Pajeet pajeet....you shit on the street
Pajeet pajeet...you come shill Us ChainLink
>Very good coin sirs
Pajeet pajeet....but why do you stink?
Me? No stink.... just buy ChainLink *wink*
Pajeet Pajeet ... I saw that wink
It makes me think.....are we gonna Pink!? (implying Wojaks)
Pajeet pajeet.... You cannot defeat
For he is the one...that shilled you ChainLink
Now you will Sink....and start to think .....how could I fall....for that stinky chainLink-
t. Manvinder
Lmao, this thread made me laugh so hard
Ya blew it OP
Not to wife either, if it's your own money. I haven't said a single word to my wife that I have crypto. It's either 0 or singularity, and in the first case it's better you never told anything.
Actually, at this stage of the cryptomarket, I think it's better you don't tell anyone. Unless you have frens you got into crypto with.
Hm, you seem some what normal
Not completely deluded
Curious, what do you think the odds are on your Link gamble?
You said 0 or Singularity, give odds
>some what normal
That's the best compliment I've ever got on /biz
>our portfolio
user I seriously hope you either get cucked or fucked by her with a strap on because you are a bitch
kek
>What the fuck do I do biz?
you don't overshare your crypto-related stress with your gf and act cool even if you're 90% down.
it's crypto, if you can't handle it get out and stop whining to your girlfriend about it.
makes you look weak and stresses her out.
>betting money you can't afford to lose
that's where you fucked up
also, buying LINK when you know it's literally a Jow Forums meme
oh wait
>our portfolio
you already fucked up
>buying anything with a girlfriend when it could take 5 years to unfuck itself
just take a day where you don't talk with each other. Don't give her the full $10k. $5k is what her fair share technically should be. Don't tell her this though, your responsibility as her boyfriend is to stay calm, cool, and collected. To lead her and prove your worth as a man, that you can make it through the hard times together, and to love her unconditionally. If you can't love your partner unconditionally, do the things that gain her respect, and communicate clearly with her then you are not a man yet. Still she may not yet be a woman either and still be a girl. Be strong together user, tell her that you'll make it through this. Reassess the situation and know that all good relationships are strong and survive the tough times. If homeless men with no money can keep their girls then so can you. Love her user, truly, wholly, and honestly. Don't forget the important of romance in making her feel valued, now is the perfect time to do something to make up for your greed.
holy fuck this post is a mess
>crypto loss
>"our" portfolio
>half of portfolio was link
get your fucking life together. a blind monkey could do better at managing 20k
This
>our portfolio’s
>our
Let me guess, she put in no capital and gave zero advise, only bitches >>our
All in on tomo and watch it x2 in the next coming weeks as its listed on huobi.
you're welcome op
>our portfolio’s
>Half my portfolio was LINK.
oh well she done it already
>Half my portfolio was LINK.
Tell her to get a fucking job and pay her own way
Thrice-divorcee ?
Why are you so fucking dumb cunt?
based user
You need to short your gf m8
>angry at Norman’s losing money
This is literally how you make money
what did you say you bigot
He used to have balls, but no more.
Larp
>THE FUCK did you tell her for
It was her money, she had a right to know. If this was strictly OP's portfolio, you're right he should have shut the fuck up about it, but if you're playing with another person's money and they want to know the current status, you're an ass if you don't tell them. OP should probably have let her know even before getting to this point. That said, she's at fault too for having trusted him blindly up to now, assuming he didn't lie to her all the way through.
Post the whole conversation OP.
God damn what a bitch - the both of you
Dump her like a shitcoin
If Op could be so lucky.
Thank you for your sacrifice kind sir.
if it's a LINK thread you are surrounded by normies. it's the normie coin for newfags that think lambos grow on trees because muh oracle.
>ghandi on Jow Forums
send the basic bitch your private keys
kys
this
she's not wrong, they are all meme coins, but why can't you swing trade anymore?
>Half my portfolio was LINK.
When you invest your life savings in a token made by a Russian philosopher who doesn't care about the project because an Indian told you on an anime forum
You deserved it tbqh
Listen up real good OP. Tell her you will give her 100% of the portfolio @ sub 10K or you will gove her 10K back of its over.
Show her how serious you are in believing in crypto and put your money where your mouth is.
Just fucking hold cunt. Ride to $0 and dont sell. If you sell go become an accountant or something, this crypto lyfe will be too hard for you
Maybe your testes have insufficient volume and density for whats required of you, young lad.
Prepare for the inevitable break up OP.
trade your link for IOTEX. Sell after this month. Start trading to win back your losses.
After that buy MAN with your profits and wait for it to x50.
Fuck off, the LARPing OP doesn't deserve this.
Bazinga
Yikes, the only people that know about my crypto wealth are my mom and my sister.
I would never tell my gf about it. That's just asking for trouble.
This.
>telling women about your finances