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good night guys, I sleep now

>5'0
Shit tier pal minimum height should be 5'6

>>You deserve a spanking
Lewd

Wrong, she is adorable and her height is perfect. She always comes to me for a hug if she’s stressed and I just pick her up

i just went to target to get me monster zero and i havent showered or shaved in 2 days and my hair is all greasy and i look and feel like death and there were all these happy teenagers and cute girls around god i felt horrible like literally subhuman
shant be going to target again, will stick to gas stations and wal mart

so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

walmart is open 24h and has self checkout
top comfy

NEET but can relate

perhaps, but it will still hurt cause I watched 15secs of that youtube clip and am mad now

>walmart

never been.

>shartmart visitor
please leave

pancakes and steak is the patrician's choice for breakfast

went to Walmart
They wouldn't break my 20, fucking assholes. Hurrdurr store policy, we can't open the registers.

Fuck you Walmart.

Based poo rapist

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Welcome to 4channel!

same
never had a problem with walmart desu

Tramone?

im the designated bottom

youtube.com/watch?v=E04cLDvZHFU

No texas

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I buy all my clothes from Walmart

Too many degenerates

*Bass drop*
*Floops gasping for air*
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS

*Floops out of your arm*

*Bass drop*
*Floops gasping for air*
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS

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it's where all the real life mutts hang out

What's it like being a homosexual in Texas

There is a sense of innocence/purity in them

Been doing nothing but reading Megumin doujins all day, penultimate comfy

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Texas is pretty boring desu

Oh okay meet up with me please

Last time I was there there were two girls trying to pick out condoms together

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youtube.com/watch?v=nIOatp64J1c

profound

HOOKED A
*BSSD DROP*.
BASS BSSS BASS BASS

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>i like to travel!
>i'm finding myself!
>i'm getting educated!
>i'm going to settle down now!

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what kinda pizza?

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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

Which city do you live in? I always expected Texas to be rowdy as fuck

who else /towel whipping all the cute female coworkers/

Never seen them there
all the weirdos seem to be hang around protein shops where I live

i like doing that... and i will after finals
just have a week of pure decadence and indulgence

I'm going to pay my college registration fees in time to get seats for the next semester

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i like how her outfit makes her look naked

makes me want to fondle her small breasts

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Right outside of DFW Texas is pretty boring no matter where you are though and the area I'm in is pretty liberal on a lot of things and there's gays everywhere, the last time my mother was up here she even commented on how many lesbians we saw while out

Key words
Going to

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YOU BETTER NOT CRY!

pepperoni and olives, and then chicken/bacon/white sauce.

pizza hut had a deal for 2 larges for $8 each, not terrible really

Haven't read any manga in a long time. Anything new that is good to read and is on madokami?

friendo fell asleep upstairs. thinkin' about the ol' whip cream prank.

why the fuck would you do that. turn back before it's to late

>olives

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good deal, 2 larges will feed you for a while too

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I WILL say the N-word

whats that

redpill me on megumin

black olives are good on a pizza...but only if its loaded

Haha that's a personal favorite of mine. Whip out his cock, a little whip cream and you get sucking. It's a fun time for everyone

redpill (based)

olives are great. mushrooms are puke city tho

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this. I get my pizza with anchovies and goat cheese.

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>mushrooms are puke city tho

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i think i want farming simulator 2019

>mushrooms are puke city tho

Can't imagine being such an enormous pleb

megumin doujins are all the rage atm

It's okay

>goat cheese
That doesn't belong on pizza or lasagna or anything really

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;-;

TEXAS ANOOOOON AAAAAAA

*slow inhale*
NI-(user was banned for this post)

>mushrooms
>black olives
>pepperoni

GOAT

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wanna face fuck Lauren for hours on end

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shit taste, user, shit taste

stop ignoring me reeee

literally nothing wrong with casual sex

Loli. Smart. Explosions

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Why do white people love rotten cow juice so much?

Wrong

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My issue is that ..it didn't need tinkering...it was perfectly fine the way it was

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I just want to be friends :(

Macedonian aka fyrom culture is awesome

USA is ok as well

Fuck niggers, jews, women, arabs, dot-heads, spics.

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it looks eurotruck simulator-y

explain

Disgusting

Sup dude

hey buddy

I'm all for casual sex. I don't care if you've fuck a million black dudes, white dudes, Asian dudes, brown dudes, as long as at the end of day I get to come home to you it's alright

love when it's just me and a couple high-lvl buds
- no gfs or f(f)s - ordering something "gross" like a philly cheesesteak pizza (add anchovies)
i've since streamlined the process by eliminating the peripheral human parties

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