/brit/

habsburg findom

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i'm so increidbly ill lads. really don't think i'm up for toil tomorrow.

but if i have any more sick time, toilberg and HRberg will be displeased. i want to cry

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how many times are you gonna repost this bud?

why don't incels and virgins reorient the energy they use to hate into something productive. They could set up a exclusive society for themselves where they just shag each other.

22 and never had a gf
reckon its over for me

Will probably just do a few Christmas songs unless anybody has any other requests

vocaroo.com/i/s12qcf8oU17D

That's a man bruv

wish it had sound
wanna hear the little squelch

london gangs are unironically rorke

getting off to a webm of a stranger fingering some bird

is that better or worse than being a literal cuckold?

We getting a /brit/ meetup this winter?

reply to my post

all women do this

twitter.com/caitargraves/status/1068411606479118337

Ritalin barely makes me not tired anymore
want it out of business

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simply having a wonderful Christmas time pls

a good way to avoid seeing redditor posts is to filter the term, incel
remember, redditors are fucking retards and ruined this site

please

january marks my 7th year anniversary of coming to this shithole website

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vault139.com/

reckon it should be here

yass qwueeeeen

wahaaaaa go on stacey babes go girl slay

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yeah that election brought so fucking many

fish for compliments from their so called "friends"

reddit space AND a twitter link? yeah, that's a no-go in my book.

Good indication of a tranny is the hair
Trannies have shit hair because they're men and missed the lesson that all women must get on having non greasy shit hair or something

If a bird has greasy hair then it's a tranny
Simple as

lol who hurt you?

:(

Ted Heath

kin ell

next time im in public toilet i'm going to say to a random guy there 'look at the fact that you've got a huge dick, handsome face and a built physique. you're amazing

gay faggot

Don’t you dare call in sick wagie scum

Would you date a lass who was taller than yourself?
What's the tallest you'd be willing to date?

>when she gets rejected by chad

@98531719
how do you reply on this website? do I need an account?

this desu

Unironically get guys complementing my physique on nights out

a daring proposal

Thanks bro fancy noshing me quickly? Yeah yeah just kneel in that piss puddle there

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eat my own cum after every wank

ordered a cheesy bacon crispy chicken sandwich from burger king and upon returning how i discovered they gave me a bbq bacon crispy chicken sandwich instead

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Going for a run in the dark and the cold and the wet. Going to wear a headtorch. Why? Because I fucking said I would and one of the best things in life is forcing yourself to do something you don't immediately want to but you know will be beneficial in the long run.

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the more working class someone is, the more rorke they will be

The wagie has won this round, NEET, have humility

did you kiss your mates when wanking with them?

Utterly based
Bang down the hatch like a vitamin tablet

Cum is the most powerful substance on earth and my own cum is me in dna form. You think I'm gonna let that go to waste? Nah bro I'm green energy recycling that shit

Get some banging tunes on

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how is that beneficial? you might catch pneumonia and die

>>hurrw why don't incels redirect that hateful energy into something productive
> all incels are hateful internet edge lords

the more mentally ill someone is, the more leftist they will be

AAAAAAAAAAAHH I CANT STOP COUGHING MY LUNGS HURT MY CHEST HURTS MY THROAT HURTS EVERYTHING HURTS YET STILL I COUGH AND COUGH AGAIN AND AGAIN MAKING THE PAIN WORSE EVERY TIME JUST KILL ME

She cute.

anything other than straight bum banging is ultra gay m8.

same poster?

Got dindins sorted lads wahey

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But this is highly accurate. It's why it became a stereotype that ugly losers in school would end up rich and successful.
Somewhere along the way loser incels thought they were equal to chads

Why is she in a racing car seat

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>next time im in public toilet

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Me? I'm a Relcel

need a Swedish boyfriend

manager will be hanging himself when he sees that receipt. well done la

Update on the run lads.

A group of pakis approached me laughing and saying "Oy mate why've you got a gay headtorch on you fucking gay cunt?" One of them snatched the headtorch whilst another walloped my bollocks with a baseball bat. A third paki took a piss on my and recorded the whole incident.

That's the last time I force myself to do something.

Consuming my own semen cured my depression. All the hormones in it innit
Consuming myself in pure dna form

Great discount, how'd ya manage it?

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What you get for living in Norf

MISTER

PRIME

MINISTER

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AAANDDDYYYYYY

just hack the website simple as

This is a confused comparison imo

no wonder literal 5/10s think they’re hot shit

not trying to imply that corbyn is a literal communist or anything but basically corbyn is a literal communist

you could also just look at their face, their body, their proportions, their gait, the way they talk...
anything really

That's a gypsy skin tone if I ever saw one. a sort of reddish dark brown

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just have no discipline to see things through any more

>start a diet, give up
>start playing a game, give up
>start anything, give up

I'm just useless

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>MISTER
>reddit space
>PRIME
>reddit space
>MINISTER

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>discipline
no you're just low IQ

*looks directly at your gait*

why is a teach wearing that to work. if i was the headmaster i'd report this

wouldn't mind living in a tiny shelf apartment tbf

Sorry it took a little while, had to play around with the chords a bit to find something that sounded right

vocaroo.com/i/s0Jdigc25yGo

does anyone else get upset and angry when ugly girls think they have chance on you? just straight up disgusting that they have such inflated egos that a 4/10 girl even has the right to talk to a 6,5/10 guy

Managerberg seething that the 23rd falls on a Sunday

gf posted this on snapchat from her girls only holiday

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>you're amazing
lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=1tee9KFBFf4