/brit/

still can't believe they did surgery on a grape

what are you spending your £10 (ten pounds, 1000 pence) christmas bonus on

no but they keep triyng to adapt it I think

this is schizo
youtube.com/watch?v=8JlB-MQ-DKg

lads
rank the following cities please:
>london
>manchester
>cardiff
>leeds
>birmingham
thx

love it
bit schlocky but good clean fun

>snow crash by neal stephenson
shite

*stares at you, deep in thot*

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coke

do u reckon moni would sperg out if a normie was taking pictures of him

trips

also sexy

brits be nice to the irish, they're nice people really

would still have sex with her even after all the huge dicks that shes had in her ass

Made a new and will post it early in this thread, its an important edition hence the need for it

I work in construction, building sites are closed over the christmas. Thank god for trade unions eh lad

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yes, but in an autistic narcissistic way

extremely based

yeah
reckon we should all go and start shouting paki bender sex offender at him as he walks around london

i have catholic roots with no historical story with the irish yet I still dislike them based on anecdotal evidence in my short life alone

a little bit of london in my life, a little bit of cardiff by my side

utter fucking dogshit

>london
>manchester
>birmingham
>leeds
>cardiff

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tfw no white gf

london>cardiff>birmingham>manchester>leeds
I never said it was good. although it's not shite either it's just ok.

finished the practice exam lads

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lovely day for a dart of heroin

tony blair is literally the antichrist

every american irish person i've ever met has been insufferable

>stretch marks from recent abortion
LOL that's not how any of that works

someone on cnn just said "niggers are fake news"

NEED robo-blair 3000 to be constructed and take his place as the eternal leader of the Albion Federation

obsolute oonit

can't say i've seen many women under the age of about 35 smoking tbqh

fuck off bogger cunt

Pass the needle when your finished lad? I fancy a pin.

the lads

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what was that tweet about mandingo anal

really?

Any Dave man in tonight?

65 views
schizo blowing up worldwide.
thanks for crafting this kino piece mate.

I'm from dublin, you manky urchin

kek really? everyone over 12 does it over here didn't kno ozzies were so puritanical

Thinking of unironically starting a cringe compilation. Reckon it would be a good New Year's Resolution, I have to add one thing to my cringe compilation every day.

lads should I go on the britfeel meet up and get with the britfeel girl in front of all the virgin freaks?

need a woman ASAP

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yeah
smokers are only like 15% of the population total and i'd wager most of that is just boomers

alri where's schizo lad?

imaigne how ugly she is (if she really exists) that she would choose to spend time on /britfeel/

I literally can almost no longer be turned on by non-trad looking women anymore, eventually you see through the degeneracy and realize it's everywhere.

never been to a pub or club freak?

fucked if i know

youtube.com/watch?v=ev9TFGQj4rA

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Got one already for you
might as well start early yeah?

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Really don't like lying to my extended family about the fact I have no mates and bullshitting about going out.

the 1 dislike by schizo himself

Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe, I don't want you back

Oh oh oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh oh oh
Uh huh yeah

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shes probably better than the britfeel virgins will ever have in their life and they have to watch as a /brit/ chad comes in and takes her from them

say uncle

VF
like 40% of them do it at uni

LÁMHA
Sín do lámha
Suas thar do cheann
Cas thart timpeall
Uair amháin.

Déan luascadh beag
Anonn is anal
Síos leis na lámha
Sios go mall.

Suas leis do lámha
Suas, suas, suas,
Craith, craith na lámha
Thuas, thuas, thuas.

Buail, buail na lámha
Rap, rap, rap.
Méar agus ordóg
Snap, snap, snap.

Síos leis na lámha
Síós, síos, síos.
Craith, craith na lámha
Thíos, thíos, thíos

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preferably asian

what sort of coward doesn't smoke lmao

Smoking is for poofs.

england sounds very grim tbf, i can understand why you'd need vices to survive

lol anyone here a brit "chad" lol look she is even looking for a fucking boyfriend from britfeel, probably 2/10 at best

bar bar bar bar

this post made by ganglungs

he's reexamining his life choices after we had a frank discussion about his relationship with his father

frens?

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what if another /brit/ shagger like me intercepts

Imagine spending a significant portion of your income on a product that makes you smell bad.

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go to bed diego you boring bitter faggot rodent

*walks it in*

it was an Instagram comment. some Indian said he torrents all her videos and she freaked out saying he didn't understand how much effort goes into them and how she did double anal and Mandingo in one day

right here

>35 /brit/ posters head to london to try and chat up some /britfeel/ girl who's surrounded by other /britfeel/ weirdos
BIG fan of this episode
writers went all out on it

Used to smoke myself. Just a nasty habit.

youtube.com/watch?v=FcO8uV2n3Ys

this song is about lads killing themselves

think your keyboards broken, thats gibberish

What is 32 - 6?

we could double team her if you like she would probably be down

post 90s house bangers please
youtube.com/watch?v=fiy0rU2d5TI

Based pajeet

cope

m-misogyny!!

say uncle

most exciting thing about this is finally proving /brit/ isnt full of spotty larpers (or not)

How do I make friends?

youtube.com/channel/UCODXJEa1nnvfB5jTFL4WuVg/videos?disable_polymer=1
mark's back de laaaaads
coastalRED now