GERMAN HUMOR HOUR
GERMAN HUMOR HOUR
Jordan Adams
Aiden Cook
>German
>Humor
Pick one and only one, the only humor Germans naturally have are sitting together around a dinner table and literally laughing at nothing. They just eat and sometimes randomly laugh, it's fucking autistic. Do you even know German culture?
Jonathan Baker
>They just eat and sometimes randomly laugh
Are you serious?
Michael Murphy
Xavier Wilson
>how many Germans do you need to change a lightbulb?
>one. This is a simple task.
Cooper Mitchell
Yes, fully. Sometimes they don't even eat. It's a complex commentary on the German people and how they have in history tried to solve our incomprehensible existence but how they were also once Barbarians. It's why they sympathise with black people so much. That's at least what I got from one year of dedicated research.
Robert Ross
german humour is no laughing matter
Josiah Bell
Nicholas Ward
based pic, it's a simple circle. You could change this with a German barbarian and Greek girl just a few years ago.
Lucas Foster
Why do you bully furries :(
Gabriel Martin
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ドイツ人ってユーモアのセンスがないのでしょうか?
Don't Germans have sense of humor?
I work with Germans in Germany, I was surprised with that there are so many Germans who don't have humor
They never talk excessive jokes
I only said "チンコが・・・(my dick is... )", they felt offensive
What's "furries"?
Jack Fisher
>What's "furries"?
Live in ignorance, it is better for you that way.
Camden Harris
I'm 1/5th Prussian so I can say this joke
>"Why do Russians have to steal 2 cars to get to Germany"
>"Why"
>"Because Russians steal cars because they're slavs, and Poles will steal the Russian's first car, so he needs another car to get to Germany"
Oliver Evans
you keep your dick out of my cat, furry
Henry Russell
If you're actually Japanese and genuinely asking, furries is a negative that comes with people being raised in 'modern' 'western' 'culture'. A culture of pure narcissism where people seek escapism in different ways, some like to pretend they're animals.
Oliver Cruz
>I'm 1/5th Prussian so I can say this joke
cringe
Colton Miller
G*rman or humor, choose one and one only.
Justin Lewis
da fuq????????
Grayson Jackson
>I'm 1/5th Prussian
Jeremiah Richardson
Shut up, I'm nordic as fuck
Prussian German ethnicity
Liam Brooks
ケモホモ愛好者 :3c
Connor Butler
A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or…” Then he died and learned how to say no in German…
Ayden Perez
Q: Why are parking infractions in Germany among the lowest in the world?
A: Because parking between 2 AM and 6AM is against the rules and strictly verboten
Oliver Martin
kek